She's not even trying

Sure, you're as good as gone. But this is about $500,000, Chelsia. Stop moping around. Quit your crying. Go prove to the other houseguests why you're good to have in the house. Go tell houseguests why it's a good thing to evict another houseguest. Ya know, everyone is hating on Sheila. Stir some shit! Stop being a fuckin punk and get your act together!

Matt did it. Allison tried. James tried. For fuck's sake, Alex did it and he didn't have a shot in hell.

If this is how Chelsia is going out, I'll hate that I ever supported her. I hope her attitude changes.

Who Will America Vote To Return?

So America will get to vote someone back into the house.

At first I was unsure thinking it could be anyone.

Then I got to thinking and the answer is obvious if you have been a BB fan for any period of time.

Who was the most liked of the evicted HGs?

Alex.

The majority of BB fans are female (yes this is coming from a guy) and I think every woman that has been voted out has been disliked by most outside the house. No one even knows Jacob. Parker was too angry.

That leaves Alex who was seen as eye candy for a the ladies and was shafted by being partnered with Amanda.

Mark my words - he will be back.

I made a poll at the left - please vote away and let me know who you think will be coming back.

Goodbye Allison (I Hope)

Since it looks like Allison is leaving tonight (despite her crackpot theories), here's a bit of a tribute to her:

No Practice For HoH Usually Means Endurance

Things are shaping up for something special tonight. The HGs have been on an inside lock down all day with no 'walkthrough' for the show. In the past when this has gone on it has meant an endurance HoH competition. Things might be different this time because there is the couples thing going on.

Inside the house right now Ryan says that the remaining HGs WILL be getting split up - however I think it is just him speculating.

Allison has revealed a lot of her info to Ryan today - for example she told him she was a professional gambler.

OHHHHH New Trivia on the live feeds screen saver it looks like as well (It just popped on).

Update: The feeds went to trvia around 7:15pm It is 'all new' trivia - which is a nice change - but whomever put it together has some of the 'slides' out of order. I just saw 4 answers in a row with no questions in between - and I know I saw two questions in a row without an answer earlier.

Fear not - I am recording the screen just like I did with the other one and I will post it in youtube format later tonight if I have time.


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Who's More Nuts: Allison or Natalie?

If she wasn't going home before, Allison is definitely leaving now. She's driving everybody crazy by "not" asking how people are voting. Well, she is asking because she was promised to be told, but she claims she doesn't want to know. Matt is at the breaking point, telling her to drop it as he's about to go off on her. Before that, however, he throws Matt and Chelsia under the bus (again). I expect this to go on all night long.

Meanwhile, James/Chelsia and Joshuah/Sharon have been out in the pool making fun of Natalie's beliefs that Matthew 3:5 is an indication that her and Matty are going to win the HOH competition on...get this, March 5. James is going to counter with Corinthians 3:5 - who knows what that passage says.

Natalie's obvlivious to everything as she's back to counting things. She now has a crib sheet to mark with mascara. Funny thing about that - I thought they were forbidden from taking notes of any kind.

Allison Just Wants To Know!

Allison has been trying to find out how the voting is going to go and James/Chelsia and Matt/Natalie aren't telling her which is getting her frustrated.

She keeps saying to people that she wants to know if this is her last night in the house and she wishes people would just tell her. She knows that she needs both couples to vote her to stay in the house.

I wish someone would just look at Allison and tell her to pretend she is going home.

And - here is a picture of Chelsia out at the hot tub right now just for Scott.

Big Brother - Season 9, Episode 10 Recap

Welcome to the 4th (or is it 5th? 6th?) straight episode dealing with the insanity that is named Allison. This heavily promoted broadcast promises to show us just exactly how the “Lesbian Alliance” blows up in Allison’s face. Um, other episodes have already expressed that opinion, but since I have the live feeds I know what they’re talking about.

Recap – switching votes, eviction, Allison stinks, HOH competition, Allison stinks, “getting in her face”, Matt and Natalie’s edited “relationship”, “that’s all I get?”, blurred Nat booty, “you guys are here because of me”, Josh hates the lesbian story (foreshadowing), nominations! Got all that?

I’m sure you all know the Tuesday format. We have to begin with the reactions to the nominations. Matt, of course, is not happy. “I need to stay in the house to remind people that I am not to be messed with!” Ugh.

Allison’s not surprised. Well, duh. “A lot of people think Allison is manipulative”, explains Ryan. You think? My girl Chelsia wants Matt and Natalie gone. “I wanted it so bad last week. It’s gotta happen this week. They’re so strong.”

Josh is proud of himself for keeping his cool during the nominations. “I’m glad I didn’t attack her”, he tells Sharon. “It’s very un-Joshlike.” (Sorry, but on the live feeds my girl Chelsia is changing clothes so I’m a bit distracted.)

There’s nothing to report on the next few minutes anyway. Matt’s cocky, Natalie’s whining, Sheila knows it’s going to happen to her soon. Blah blah blah. Sheila says Allison “overplays” the game. You ain’t seen nothing yet, Sheila.

As the great East Side Dave would say on Ron and Fez, it’s time for “jealousy”. James asks my girl Chelsia for a massage later, and Natalie’s eyes bug out even further than usual. “I want mine, too, later from my partner.” We get a montage of rejection. She tries to cuddle with Matt and is rejected. She brings up a massage again and is rejected. She climbs on top of him and is rejected. “I need hammock time, Matty.”

“Ever since I kissed Natalie she’s been chasing me around”, claims Matt. Kissed? Well, I guess technically those three (four?) times were kissing. You’re just not saying where. She tries another tactic. “Want me to give you a massage?” “No” is the quick reply.

Allison begins her game play with Natalie. An obvious choice, I guess, but given that she’s also on the block it’s a questionable decision. “Matt and Natalie owe us because we saved them last week”, Allison claims. “They’re here because of us.” Um, sure. What about Josh and Sharon’s vote? Allison’s idea to get under Josh’s skin is to “just have a ball together.” Why didn’t you play that way, you silly twit? Silly Natalie agrees to campaign for her if they get off the block. Hmmmm.

Hahahaha. When it’s time to pick players for P.O.V., “Baller” (Adam) pats the seat next to him and tries to get Sheila to sit next to him. “Come on now”, she quietly replies. Sheila and Baller are chosen as the extra couple in the veto competition. How exciting!

James is in charge of the veto competition, and comes out in toga gear. Funny thing is that’s the most clothes he’s worn the entire game. The women are hoisted in the air as pieces from a puzzle are chosen. The first team to complete the puzzle wins (obviously). Allison is confident as puzzles are her “specialty”. Sure, it is – just like you’re an expert at chess yet has not won a single game.

Sheila’s afraid of heights, so she wants Baller to be on the pully. Allison is immediately screaming incoherently throughout the entire game. Matt and Natalie are actually playing well together, although he has to slow down so she can figure out what to do. Josh and Sharon are having troubles, though, as she continually drops the puzzle pieces. Same with Sheila and Adam, which Sheila says is all Adam’s fault. “He lets his ego get into play.” Who’s the egomaniac?

Allison claims to have figured out the puzzle, and starts rearranging. Josh and Sharon are nowhere near finished, while Sheila has the puzzle filled but nowhere near in the correct sequence. Allison is one piece away from victory, as is Natalie. Matt falls over, but Ryan has brought Allison the wrong piece. Natalie figures it as Allison is waiting for that last piece.

Natalie really doesn’t care that they won the competition. She’s just happy that she finally has the love of her man. Well, not love, but close enough for her. “I never seen Matty more happy with me. He tackled me like a football player…knowing that I pleased my partner is the best reward ever.” (Oh boy, my girl Chelsia is still changing clothes on the live feed.)

Nobody else is happy with this outcome. Sheila knows it means they’ll probably go up, and my girl Chelsia says “I really want Matt and Natalie out. I do not trust them. They’re really strong and powerful. So when they won the veto, I was pissed.”

Oh boy. Words of wisdom from Matt. He’s figured out that he needs to play every person in the house differently. “When it comes to Joshuah, I try to appeal to his gay side.” Oof, footage is shown of him hugging and kissing Joshuah after the veto competition. He then promises Natalie a massage. “That’s the power of God”, she replies. God loves lust?

His approach to Ryan is different. He considers him a friend, so he tells him that he’s going to try to convince Josh to put up whomever Ryan wants. For Allison, he’s her “shoulder to cry on”. Poor Allison says she never did anything to upset Josh. Millions of Americans beg to differ. Matt’s advice is that “gay guys are like women. You got to get on his gay side and you’ll be alright.”

For some reason, we don’t hear about how Matt works the rest of the house. Instead, it’s the next round of Sheila versus Matt. Sheila has tons of complaints about Adam, namely that he doesn’t work with her. James chuckles as he overhears her complain that it sucks to be his partner. Adam turns it around, though, by comparing Sheila to the wall. Even when she’s laughing, though, she continues to bicker. In the diary room, though, she admits that at times she really enjoys him.

Oh boy, more romance. Matt hears that Sharon’s not feeling good, and goes up to console her. Ohhhhhh, here’s where we learn more about how Matt plays the house. “With Sharon, I have to use my charm and make her think I care about her. I want to make sure that later on down the line I have her in my back pocket.” I don’t think it’s her pocket he’s after, though, as he goes after some makeout time with Sharon.

Before we get to the macking, though, we have an interruption. I saw it on the live feeds, but I have to say I’m enjoying it once again when Natalie comes up looking for Matt. He’s hiding in the bathroom while Sharon says she doesn’t know where he’s at. Sharon hints that she wants him to leave, but says “do what you want to do.” Well, he does, and with overdubbed porn music in the background. “She’s playing right into my trap”, he says, but Sharon says that’s not happening. “That’s part of your game to romance me? Ok, whatever. Bring it on.”

Joshuah c-blocks them, and he tells them how Natalie is hunting for Matt. I love how her bikini is so small they have to blur her ass. “All she can say is how happy she is that she won the game for him”, reports Josh. “She thinks that this is going to get her something”, questions Matt, who once again hides in the bathroom when Natalie comes up but is forced to reveal himself. “You’re hiding from me, Matty. Do you want to give me my massage now?”

Matt gets out of there as soon as he can, and Natalie informs Sharon and Joshuah that he pushes her away “because he gets too turned on by me. That’s why he keeps his distance from me.” Natalie leaves, and Sharon tells Josh what happened. Well, not everything. “He kept trying to kiss on me.” Trying? Uh, he did.

Natalie’s constant need for attention is clearly starting to grate on Matt. “How do I tell a girl not to like me?” He pulls her aside to “set the record straight”. In the midst of his babbling, he says “you know you’re my boy”. This doesn’t go down well with Natalie. “My boy?” He recovers by saying “when I say my boy, I mean my friend”.

Matt’s domination of the conversation continues to frustrate Natalie, before she finally explodes. “We were both put here for a reason. Maybe we’re supposed to meet.” Silence. “I think you’re a sweetheart”, Matt replies, but doesn’t completely reject her. “I am sorry. We’re just going to be friends.”

Funny thing about this segment – an entire section is not being shown at all where Natalie calls in the entire house to witness their argument. What is shown happened after this discussion ended, when Natalie was still upset because Matt didn’t allow her to say more than a couple of words.

She’s still delusional, though. “Matty seems to think we’re not soulmates, but that could just be his game play. Matty could still be my soulmate, without a doubt.” Poor girl.

It’s amazing that the show’s almost over and we’ve seen very little of Allison’s delusional actions. Oh wait, here we go. First she wants to chat with Josh, who wants less to do with her than Matt does with Natalie. “I want to understand why you’re so angry at me.” Standard gossiping is his reply. Ooh, count the Allison clichés. Josh walks away as quickly as he can.

Well, we now have a new twist. The Hudson River Virus, which we first heard about last week, is going to finally come into play. At some point, a distinct fire alarm-ish sound will be heard, and the house is to immediately come into the living room to perform a task. Allison hopes that this sound will somehow help her. Matt hopes that this siren doesn’t affect the veto meeting.

Everybody is still talking about the mysterious sound, and they all have silly theories. Allison once again thinks it’s going to help save herself. But it’s now time for the same shots we see at this point of every Tuesday show. Matt and Natalie look at the wall of pics…and decide to save themselves. Sheila and Adam are picked to replace them. Allison is still confident because she’s a “survivor”. Wrong show, girlfriend, and I can’t wait to see you leave tomorrow.

Wait, what happened to the lesbian alliance fight? Weren’t we supposed to see the Sunday morning fight between Allison and Sheila? Wait a second! Ugh, the way these people produce this show!


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Natalie never blew Matt?

Matt just told Allison, Sheila, and Ryan that Amanda was telling people Natalie gave him a blow job. He said it's absolutely not true, and Sheila backs this up by saying she would know since she sleeps in the same room as them.

I guess she was taking off his socks for an extended period of time. Guys hate having their socks taken off. That explains why Matt said "Don't get attached to me." Because Natalie took his socks off.

Well, we all know Matt's a liar.

Allison is Breaking Scott's Rules

Allison is currently giving Sheila the "I adore you" speech, in case Sheila doesn't get to see her message. Sheila is a fantastic mother in Allison's eyes, and the only woman she would ever compare to her own mother. Sheila is being nice and saying she thinks the world of Allison.

Matt is listening, and is happy they are making up.

What a great episode of Full House.

James' Day at Salon de Allison

We all knew James had a little gay in him, especially after those pics and video surfaced. This just seals it. James is getting his eyebrows plucked by Allison.

I can't even make jokes. He's making it too easy.

Allison Working Overtime

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Aliison's Desperate Attempts At Creating Tension

As I predicted earlier, it didn't take long for Allison to attempt to create dissension. First off, she's convinced that Joshuah is infatuated with her every move. When she finished her workout and went inside, Josh also came in to check the time. That was "proof" he had to see what she was up to. This opinion was duplicated every time he made any move - even if he didn't come anywhere near her.

Finally, she confronted him - "do you wanna talk, or do you wanna just hate each other for the rest of our lives?"
Joshuah: I don't hate you. I don't anything you...I'm just ready for you to be gone. Good luck getting a vote.
Allison: I just don't understand why you're angry with me.
Joshuah: Was that not what you came up with? Was that not your master plan from the beginning?
Allison: You were the one who said you wanted Matt and Natalie out first.
Josh: No, you were the one who came up with the whole plan to get Matt and Natalie out. Then you went on this crazy power trip.

This goes on for several minutes as she tries to bait him. Surprisingly, he keeps his cool, besides this great sequence - "It's just your continual manipulation of everyone in the house. I'm actually hoping it goes one-one, so I have the pleasure of voting you out myself."
Allison: All I'm gonna say is, I don't understand why you're so hateful to me, when I've done nothing to you.
Josh: The whole thing is just funny, and you will be portrayed as the psycho-bitch on tv. I can't wait for you to see how badly I've ripped on you in the DR. And how embarrassing for your family.
Allison: I think you're in for a very rude awakening.
Josh: You have fun in sequester where everyone's gonna rip your ass. Cuz they all hate you. They were just being polite to your face while you were in here...now go make out with some people for votes.

Similar attempts at garnering support are directed at Matt, Sheila, and Natalie. Nobody's really biting. At one point, she claims to Sheila that America will somehow keep her on the show because they'll see what a good person she is. Yeah, the three "Allison is psychotic" episodes will do a lot of good for your public image. :)

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Extremely Boring Day (So Far)

Everybody is pretty much just laying out in the sun. Allison is working out her frustrations on the treadmill. Nobody is really talking at all, and Josh has promised that the first sign of game talk he's heading back to the HOH. We should do a pool to see who comes closest to guessing what time that will be. I give it ten minutes.

Silence is definitely better than what the viewers had to deal with last night on Showtime. For way too long, we had to endure Sheila and Natalie's insane theories as to why they're going to be the final two couples. "When you have faith, you get rid of anger, jealousy and greed," claimed Natalie. "And they (James and Chelsia) don't have faith. When you don't have faith, you have greed, you have jealousy, and you have anger...the more people put you down and talk about you the more God will redeem you and protect you. So I'm not scared. I'll win this game." Yeah, the Jesus freaks have done so well in the past.

Tune Into Showtime!

Watch out! Alcohol has been provided, and Allison is drinking for only the second time. And Natalie is pissed at Chelsia for not telling her what she said to Josh in the bathroom. Oh boy, Allison just threw out the word "literally".

Look for fireworks soon!

Mum's the Word

After a brief conversation with Joshuah, Chelsia headed to the hot tub and waited for Josh to finish with his bath to join her. Ryan approached Chelsia about cutting a deal, and she listened. He said he wouldn't promise final two, because that is thinking too far ahead, but he certainly would be willing to work out something for the following week if she and James would vote in their favor.

Joshuah did join Chelsia in the hot tub, and because of microphones being off near the water, I couldn't hear them at all. Dammit. I'm sure Chelsia was telling Joshuah that Allison was making stuff up, or completely misinterpreted something they said.

Meanwhile, Natalie tells Sheila about the possible deal between Allison/Ryan and Chelsia/James. Sheila knows she has to say something to James, or Chelsia, whoever she sees first. It happens to be James, who's pretty mum on the subject. The jerk. James knows if he votes to evict Sheila and Adam, he will be on the block next week if he doesn't win HOH. Sheila keeps pressing him for information, but he's not budging. Adam walked in and said he didn't have to tell them anything.
This is a whole bunch of drama that's not needed. For James and Chelsia's sake, I hope they keep the votes the same. I'd hate to see them royally screw themselves.

James/Chelsia want Allison to stay?

I just turned the feeds on and it seems James has told Sharon that he wants to keep Allison and Ryan in the house, and evict Sheila and Adam. Not a big shock, but Joshuah and Sharon are pretty mad. Natalie has told Joshuah and Sharon that she has told Allison she's voting to evict Sheila and Adam, but really vote the other way. There's no need to keep a strong couple when you have the chance to evict them. Allison is still telling Natalie she owes them for voting the way she did last week. Natalie believes Allison has made a deal with James and Chelsia.

Natalie and Matt are not changing their votes. They want to evict Ryan and Allison and think that Sheila and Adam will be better to keep around another week. Joshuah and Sharon want no one in the house to cut a deal with them.

Ryan just told Allison that he, her, and James need to talk.

Shady shady shady!!!!

James and Chelsia will be screwed next week especially if Matt and Natalie win HOH next week.

But it's Matt and Natalie, so I'm not putting my eggs in one basket.

How Allison Can Survive

Well, she can't. But we've seen weirder last minute switches in the past, so as Romeo Void once sang, "Never Say Never". It's highly unlikely, but her only hope is to do the following (which should have started the minute Josh and Sharon won HOH):

1. Enjoy the rest of the week. Have fun. Appear to be resigned to the fact that you're going, and just be in a good mood these last three day. BUT, don't put on a false front. Truly try to enjoy yourself, but you're not a good enough actor to present a smile while secretly stewing.

2. Avoid game talk. You bury yourself more every time you talk about the game. Don't fall into the trap. If others want to talk, just listen but don't add anything that can be used against you. Most importantly, don't be seen huddling with James, Chelsia, Matt, or Natalie.

3. Avoid the dozen or so phrases that nobody believes. Don't tell people you "adore" them, or any of the other sayings you like to babble over and over. If you like a meal, feel free to compliment the cook, but don't repeat the phrase for emphasis or claims it's the best meal you've ever had. They've all picked up on the phoniness of these proclamations.

4. Utilize Ryan. It's time for your partner to do your work. Everybody likes him, and nobody considers him a liar. He's also a very subtle talker. He's the one who needs to get it out there that it was Sheila who wanted the lezbo story to continue on. He's the one who can point out to others Matt's multiple lies to every single person in teh house. He's also the one who can work out deal with other couples, as long as he keeps Allison's name out of the conversation.

5. Wait for Sheila's inevitable meltdown. Every moment that Allison acts like she's enjoying herself is a moment closer to Sheila cracking up under pressure. If she goes nuts either tomorrow or Tuesday, Allison and Ryan could be saved.

6. Pray that alcohol is served. Don't partake, but you have to understand that Natalie is one drunken night away from telling all about her bedtime activities with Matt. Ok, you don't know about the bj's, but you do know she's extremely frustrated that he continually blows her off. Sit back and let it happen, because the entire game could change if this story comes out.

The Wonders of Editing on Reality Shows.

A few thoughts on tonight's show and how it demonstrates the editing for the show.

Allsion didn't change her mind 'at the last minute' to vote out Alex and Amanda - that was decided several days in advance. However - Allison and Ryan kept it from Joshua and Sharon until late in the week and then refused to switch their votes which ticked off Joshua.

According to Natalie Joshua made physical threats against her and that is why she was so upset after the HoH competition. The kinda glossed over that.

The 'lesbian lie' was never a huge reason for Joshua to be mad at Allison - seems to me that BB has pushed that angle for the sake of the storyline.

Shelia was the one that came up with the lesbian lie yet Joshua is fine with her? Allison was the one that wanted to reveal the lie - Shelia wanted to keep it going - yet Joshua holds the grudge against Allsion? That is a combo of selective editing by BB and selective memory by Joshua.

Matt and Natalie - the "cuddling" scene that was shown was from February 15th in the early morning and they didn't just cuddle - Natalie gave Matt a blow job - then told her not to get attached to him.

The portrait that Natalie painted of Joshua - it was implied on the show that this took place after Joshua was HoH. Natalie talked about how she doing things like that would be the smart thing to do with the HoH. But, it actually took place the Monday before Joshua and Sharon won HoH and had nothing to do with Natalie kissing up to the HoH.

This is exactly why I love this show. Because I know ALL reality shows are edited this way and this is the one show that exposes how what happens and what makes TV is often quite a bit different.

See what goes on BEFORE the editing.
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Delusional Allison. Still.

So, here's my formal introduction.

My name is Ashley. I'm a 22 year old fashion design student on the east coast. I'm a city girl, living in the city now, and hoping to move to a much bigger city. I absolutely love reality tv. And I can't live without my sports teams! This is my first full season watching Big Brother, as I got into it close to the end of last season. I've been watching the feeds daily, especially while I'm doing homework.

Tonight's episode just proves how delusional Allison truly is, and how bad Ryan has it. Ryan had to deal with Jen telling the truth and the backlash from that, and now he has to deal with Allison's incessant lying, constant fighting, and use of big words. The whole "education" argument that Sheila brings up a lot came out tonight. Allison does use her education as a way to say she's better than someone else, and did it to Joshuah tonight, and has done it to Sheila in the past.

I feel bad for Ryan. He hasn't done anything wrong, but he hasn't really tried saving himself either. He's this week's Alex. Alex knew Amanda had messed up so bad and there would really be no saving them. Ryan feels the same. Ryan is also the worst whisperer ever. I can never understand him.

As I post this, James and Chelsia were canoodling. Yes, I said canoodling. He got called to the diary room, so no more trying to take off her bra. Sorry Scott.

It looks like it's dinner time in the house, time for some boring conversation.

Big Brother - Season 9, Episode 9 Recap

Here we go with another network version of Big Brother? Will this be an all-Allison episode, or will that wait until Tuesday? Or will CBS finally do the right thing to please me and show nothing but Chelsia for an entire hour? We’ll soon see.

Ok, it does look like it will be all about Allison, as the recaps are all about the fake lesbian alliance. Josh isn’t happy. Now we move on to her failed attempt to foil Operation Condor. Good move, idiot. Oh boy, they just announced the lesbian lie will come back to haunt her!

We begin with the reaction to the eviction of Alex and Amanda. Matt makes it all about him, of course. “Come on guys, I need a group hug.” Funny thing is that Allison could have had the eviction she wanted if she hadn’t acted so silly, as Josh and Sharon wanted to boot Matt and Natalie. Josh is already promising to go after that “bitch”, as he was offended as a “gay man” about her lie. Sharon and Joshuah both put on their sunglasses as a sign they mean business. Oh boy.

“HOH is better than sex right now”???? Joshuah, you have been in that house too long. James feels confident, but Joshuah knows Allison feels as “if her heart had been yanked out”. So begins a week of Allison moping around the house.

Yep, here we go with the “I buzzed in right when Sharon did.” Joshuah hears this, and promises to make her life hell. “You’re an ugly skank for one thing. And that dress is so tired.” Leave it to a gay guy to attack her clothing choices.

This was the whole “getting in my face” thing that Allison bitched about for three days? Oh, please. He never got anywhere near her, but that doesn’t keep her from telling her sob story to everybody else. She also lets Matt know that “you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for me”. Oh really?

While complaining, Joshuah walks by again. “Watch out, I’ll get in your face again.” “I’m not putting up with that at all”, Allison bitches in the diary room. “I’m not messing around AT ALL”.

Plumber’s Crack Ryan comes to Allison’s rescue as she’s bawling in the bathroom. “I’m the only one here she sees as being sane.” Well, there’s some truth to that. “Everybody in here is intimidated by me”, explains Allison. Keep dreaming, you silly girl.

We come back from commercial to Allison still whining. This time, Matt should feel ashamed for not sticking up for her. “If I were a man, I’d never let a man do that to a woman.” Sheesh!

Boring segment time - the unveiling of the HOH room. At least Allison’s smart enough to stay away. Yes, they get family pics, and Sharon says the room is “fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-uuuuuuuuuu-lous”. I like her, but I get tired of her over-emphasizing certain words. She’s not happy about the pic that includes her ex-boyfriend. What was his name again?

Matt gets a laugh out of the tiara. That’s one of the few times I’ve shared an opinion with Matt. Now that he has a room, it’s time for him to gossip. Somehow Sheila gets off scot-free on the fake lesbian thing. “I was just joking around. She took it to another level.” Very interesting. Ryan wasn’t aware of this story, and after Joshuah whines Chelsia fills him in on the entire story. “What was the strategy behind that”, asks Ryan. “She’s so fucking stupid.” You have to feel sorry for the guy.

Ryan confronts Allison, and tells her how “people see how manipulative you are”. “I don’t care. It was Sheila’s idea”. When he pushes it, she tells him he’s being a jerk. “You got us in this position. Nobody likes you in the house,” he replies.

Are we really going to see the Matt and Natalie stuff? Ohmigod, we are. “I’m a good girl,” she claims just seconds before her head goes under the sheets. I need to find a good girl like her. Well, it’s not quite like it really happened. The way it’s shown, they kiss and he pulls away. “You don’t get emotionally attached to me?” she whines. “I’ve never had a guy treat me like this before,” she claims. Ummm, I don’t believe that.

It’s food competition time, and nobody wants to be on slop again. Green asparagus unitards? Well, nothing can make my girl Chelsia look bad. Ok, this is boring – the girls have to grab food close to the girls’ weights. Natalie uses the word “guestimate”. Something tells me she truly believes it’s a word. James and Chelsia win, as does Adam and Sheila, who complains that the hat she’s wearing weighs 15 pounds because you know she can’t weigh 131. “We finally won something, Adam.” Remember this moment, Mama.

Matt and Natalie fail in their task, though. No carbs for these kids. Ryan and Allison, however, are almost right on the mark. Oh wait, the needle is falling. Ah, it’s CBS trying to create some typical reality show drama, as they won meats and cheese for the week.

It’s time for another segment that is so boring I changed feeds when it was originally shown on the feeds. Natalie likes drawing “pretty things”, and since “Joshuah is the prettiest thing in the house” she used mascara to paint a 2nd grade level portrait. “You managed to capture my spirit,” he feebly says to compliment her.

Round 300 of the Joshuah/Allison fight. “Allison has to have the last word”, complains Sheila in one of the rare moments he’s right. “You look so stupid” is the best Allison can come up with. Joshuah is better at playing a catty bitch – “make sure you put a lot of makeup on that third eye…you look like Cyclops. You just look more uglier as you put more makeup on.”

Hey Ashley, how many of the Allison clichés is she using in this bitchfest? I still haven’t heard “I adore you” but I’m hearing the majority of the others you listed earlier this week. “Joshuah, you’re not sending me home.” Uh, yes he is.

Sharon suggests they bring up the rest of the house to talk about Allison. “It was laughable”, complains Allison about not being included. Sheila continues to kiss ass – “it’s a good thing you’re the HOH”. Meanwhile, Allison and Ryan continue to bicker about the lesbian story. “I need you to be my partner so we’re always on the same page.” Where was your partner when you concocted this silly lesbian story? “Josh is easy. I could flip him back if I wanted.” Um, Allison, you can’t.

That doesn’t stop her from trying. She heads up to the HOH to apologize, but it immediately turns into accusations. Add “I totally respect that” to the list of Allison clichés, and she “honestly” throws Sheila under the bus because she wanted to drop the lie. “You know how much I love you.” Where’s the “I adore you” line?

Finally, we get to the nominations. It’s the same scenario as usual – Joshuah and Sharon stare at the picture wall, various people claim they hope they’re not nominated, then we get the nominations. I laugh out loud when Matt claims they’re going to be put up because “people thing we’re the strongest couple in the house physically, but mentally with Natalie there is a weakness there”. Come on, Matt. Natalie is indeed an idiot, but your IQ isn’t any higher. I guarantee that when there’s a future competition involving knowledge of the house, she’ll upstage you.

As expected, the nominations are Allison/Ryan and Natalie/Matt. “You’re the strongest couples…blah blah blah…it’s the worst part of being HOH…blah blah blah…this is a game.” Allison promises “sweet revenge”, Matt’s pissed for being put up again, and Josh can’t wait to send Allison home. Tune in Tuesday for another hour of Allison’s madness!

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