You're stupid.

In bed, James told Chelsia her actions tonight were very stupid.

They were. Throwing those kinds of fits won't keep you in the house. It's great for entertainment, yes, but you want $500,000.

Chelsia believes there's no way for her to stay in the house, but James believes there is and fighting with Natalie like this won't help.

For James, this means he's getting no action from Chelsia. Not even kisses. Not tonight anyway. He'd have to apologize, but she seems pretty upest. I doubt it'd work.

You're Gross. No, You're Gross.

Matt thinks Chelsia is gross and fat and has cellulite, according to Natalie.

Natalie also is calling Chelsia a whore for being finger banged by James.

Uh, Nat. You blew Matt. A few times.

Natalie keeps saying "Buh Bye" to Chelsia. Natalie also needs to realize there are still five days left. Chelsia can somehow pull off saving herself if she tries hard.

If it's just Chelsia and Natalie yelling back and forth saying who's the bigger slut, this should be a fun next five days.

Natalie is now just talking to Sheila, and James was in bed and has just been joined by Chelsia. Go out with a bang, Chelsia. Don't be a wimp.

I'll Stoop Low.

Natalie is telling Chelsia that she's hotter than her because she has bigger boobs. And that she would never stoop as low as Chelsia.

Chelsia: I'll stoop low. I'll stoop lowwwwww.

Chelsia brings up Matt's lazy eye.

And now we have fire.

WTF.

It's getting good. And I get fire!!!!

THANK YOU!

Chelsia and Natalie are getting into it.

Chelsia called her a "Trailer trash cunt" and got down on her for her abortions aka "murders."

Thank you, Chelsia.

No one wants to see you crying. We want to see this!

It's not over! Chelsia is waiting for her to come out from hiding now.

She's not doing much to save herself by yelling, but I'd rather watch this than a whiny brat.

She's not even trying

Sure, you're as good as gone. But this is about $500,000, Chelsia. Stop moping around. Quit your crying. Go prove to the other houseguests why you're good to have in the house. Go tell houseguests why it's a good thing to evict another houseguest. Ya know, everyone is hating on Sheila. Stir some shit! Stop being a fuckin punk and get your act together!

Matt did it. Allison tried. James tried. For fuck's sake, Alex did it and he didn't have a shot in hell.

If this is how Chelsia is going out, I'll hate that I ever supported her. I hope her attitude changes.

All Hell Is Gonna Break Loose!

According to Sheila.

Sheila is talking a big game. All alcohol influenced. I know she hasn't had much, but she just said "scenerial."

If she wins HOH, these people are not her targets:
Sharon
Joshuah
Chelsia
James
Natalie
Adam
Ryan

As Joshuah points out...YOU'RE OUT OF PEOPLE. Joshuah is doing a great job tooling on her.

Sheila, put down the booze. You're making no sense. But we're laughing at you.

So. To sum it all up, you guys have not seen what Sheila can do. If she gets backdoored, you will see her get crazy. CRAZY. She will win HOH this week. And all hell is gonna break loose. But nobody is on her target list.

I'm really excited for all the craziness that Sheila is going to bring. Sense the sarcasm.

Is Sheila Talking Her Way On To The Block?

Sheila is continuing her non-stop babbling, and it's starting to get to even those on her side. Natalie is hiding up in the HOH, "counting votes". Adam is so tired of her that he left the hot tub to join Natalie, where his first statement was "(Sheila) has to go!"

It's doubtful this will happen, though, as just a minute or so later Natalie once again started repeating every sin of the J/C/J/S alliance. Well, first she had to ask how many times four goes into eight. And that God just has to help her win HOH next week. I thought you weren't supposed to ask God for stuff like that.

Five Days Until Scott's Last Post?

Just guessing.... ;)

Sheila Finds Out The Truth About Natalie's Late Night Adventures

At some point, Chelsia had called out Natalie about her undercover activities. Nat, though, had told Sheila that it wasn't true. Ryan just confirmed the story, saying that not only had Matt confessed but he had heard them. Of course, she is SHOCKED!!!

Oh boy, in comparing her relationship with Matt to Chelsia and James, Natalie just said that "Matty would never risk losing his ex-girlfriend for anyone except me".

Sad News For Ryan

Ryan received news that his grandfather, who he knew when he left was dying, passed away.

PrincessSheila, showing deep concern, turns the story so she gets a chance to talk just about her grandmother's death.

Way to be comforting.

What Naps Do For Your Face

This is what a five hour nap does to a girl.

Sexy, huh?

Sheila Versus Natalie

Oooh, Who May Be Going Up?

Well, Sharon has offered herself up because she can handle being nominated better than Josh. Meanwhile, everybody (including Adam, Ryan, and Natalie) are getting tired of Sheila (or so they say). Sheila just asked Adam to go chat in private, and he snapped that she should just say what she wants right there, as he'll just come back and tell everybody what was said. Once again, she's bringing up the child card, and that she should be exempt from nasty talk because of him.

Chelsia is doing her own sorts of campaigning, promising Nat that if she's evicted she's gonna have sex with Matt. "Good luck with that. He is pretty into his girlfriend that he has in real life." Hehehehe.

Edit: So what has set everybody off is an exchange that occurred between Josh and Sheila during the competition. Sheila's so pissed that she claims she would have taken Chelsia down if she had won (a big if). Both Adam and Natalie told her she needs to stop playing the kid card, which caused her to ask them why everybody is now playing against her.

Oh God, Sharon just used the "no I in team" cliche to explain why she's volunteering to go up.

No Oral For James...

...as he won POV! It appears they had to drink gross stuff, and of course Sheila's bitching about something. Funny how the best player (Sheila) failed again.

Edit - here's a list of things they had to drink:
wasabi
catfish
cabbage and rootbeer
Big brother Blood
Pig with something
Ridiculous hangover had antacid in it
Tea and tonic
Chipotle

And We Get Trivia!

I should have known we wouldn't get to see the return of Evel Dick. I'm pretty disappointed, as what we'll end up seeing is an edited version that will inevitably leave out some of the highlights. I'd love to see what he has to say to everybody in the house.

It Could Happen Soon!

I thought I heard Dick's raspy cough and a creaking door...could he be about to wake everybody up?

Dick, Amanda Chat

No Sign of ED Yet

Everybody's sleeping, but from what I've read the POV could happen at any moment.



In this webchat clip, Dick reveals that the POV will have a rock 'n' roll theme, and will involve croquet.

Chelsia Gets a Massage

No words are needed.

Could the Fun Happen Later Tonight?

Chelsia wants to take care of the "offer" right now, as it may weaken James tomorrow in the POV. James replies that she "just wants to get railed", which Chelsia confirms. Lucky bastard.

Nat Finally Found Somebody To Talk To

Natalie has been doing the baby talk thing with the guinea pigs for the last few minutes, but it's probably been her most sensible chat of the day. I'm praying that she's gone next week. PLEASE! If not her, then her motormouth friend.

Ooooh, Chelsia just informed Ryan of her "offer" to James. Of course, it's now all a joke.

Hi Beebees!!!!

Sharon's daily routine is to greet the guinea pigs by saying "HI BEEBEES!"

Natalie and Chelsia have caught on to this and now they greet the damn guinea pigs by saying "HI BEEBEES!"

Please, ladies, I beg of you. Stop squealing to the guinea pigs. Also, if you're gonna call them "babies" please say it correctly. It's not "beebees."

One of the beebees just bit Ryan. SEE WHAT YOU GIRLS ARE DRIVING THEM TO DO.

Also, Sheila had no idea that the black and white photos were of evicted houseguests. Natalie had to explain that that's why they are still in color.

Chelsia's Indecent Proposal

James loves blowjobs.

Doesn't matter where he gets it from.

If James throws the veto comp, Chelsia will blow him. They just shook on this. Of course, Chelsia has to win the veto.

This blowjob could cost him $500,000.

POV Players Chosen

Everybody but Natalie and Ryan will be participating in the POV. Nobody understands, though, why the drawing was held tonight. Sheila suggests that maybe it's a double eviction week. Natalie, of course, thinks this might mean Matty's coming back! Little do they know the real reason!

Did Somebody Go Off On Sheila?

Ever since the feeds came back, she's been laying around on her bed acting sad. Since she's getting her way as far as nominations go, and Adam and Natalie are in a celebratory mood, is it possible somebody finally told her what they think of her sometime during the nomination ceremony?

Update: Still No Reason For Neil's Departure

Neil's cousin, Catalina Garcia, was one of five students tragically shot and killed at Northern Illinois University.

Edit: This turns out to not be the case, and it's even unclear if Amanda actually stated this rumor.

James And Chelsia About To...And We Switch to Stupid Sheila Sleeping!

Ugh! I'm so outraged. James and Chelsia were joking around in the bedroom that they might as well do it, since their status as a couple is the reason they've been nominated. Josh builds a wall for "privacy"...and we switch to two cams of Natalie bothering Adam and two cams of Sheila sleeping.

Isn't the reason for the feeds to show us what's happening in the house? Sure, a cam on Natalie's insanity is worthy of some coverage, but two cameras on a Sheila sleeping? Ugh! Especially when you can hear the laughter from the bedroom!

Oh boy, James just came running out of the bedroom claiming that he...uh, finished.

The New Threesome.

Allison out. Joshuah in.

Joshuah's hand. James trying to get some from Chelsia. He got laughs. But Joshuah did touch his boner.

The houseguests were just told to go inside. Drama...err....Lockdown time!

James' french word of the day

James: I wish we had a bidet here
Ryan: Out here?
James: no in there
Ryan: huh?

Ummmmmm prone to skid marks there James?

Lockdown for the night

By 5 pm their time (8 EST) they will be stuck in the house all night. They were given a 1/2 hr notice for the smokers to get smoking. With the mood already being very high strung, no nicotine for the smokers, and all stuck in the house, I have high expectations for some blow ups tonight.

Sexual Favors for Votes!

Chelsia is gonna blow guys for votes. She's also gonna tell Natalie that if she does go into sequestration with Matt, she will bang him for the rest of their time in sequestration, unless Natalie keeps her in the house of course.

James is asking her not to use her vagina. It will win and he doesn't have one.

Feeds are back on and nominations are made

James and Chelsia, on the block.

Everyone is way over the top right now. Might be an interesting night...

Some Funny Lines Today

It's been pretty laid back most of the day, with the exception of Sheila and Natalie still hounding Adam. But I did chuckle at the following lines:

Natalie, to Sheila: "I know 100% that Ryan is sticking with us. He loves me; I'm a favorite person in this house."

Sheila to Natalie: "God and Big Brother will not allow Josh to make it to the end of the game."

Sheila thinks Evel Dick is coming back soon (wow, she's a pshycic). Adam tells her that "he'll rip you apart." Sheila's response? "No, he's gonna like me." Uh, no.

Table Suffers Shrinkage - When Will We See Dick?

After this morning's lock down the HGs discoved the table had shrunk down to half the original size (it happens every year).

And since I am lazy and only wanted to make one post - let's talk about Dick. I miss all the Dick jokes I could make last year. Here is my thoughts on when he will show up as I posted over on iloverealty.com a bit ago...

On Wednesday’s live show Julie Chen announced that Evel Dick would be giving the House Guests a wake up call on next Tuesday’s show. Tuesdays are when the Power of Veto competitions are shown so I expect that that is what Dick will do in the house much like Janelle did last season. The POV competition usually takes place on Fridays and is taped for Tuesday’s show.

I think the tease about a wake up call is that Dick will enter the house early on Friday and wake everyone up in the same fashion that he did the second time he was nominated when the took pots and pans and banged them in the bedrooms to wake everyone up. Rather than re-post them here you can click on this LINK and watch several clips of his actions that day.

So if you want to see Evel Dick in the Big Brother house again and don’t have the live feeds - sign up today for the two week free trial and you will be good to go when he enters the house. The actual POV competition will not be shown I am sure - but Dick entering the house should be shown on the feeds I think.

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Could Adam Put Sheila Up?

Adam has not definitely said what he's going to do. For the most part, he's just telling everybody what they want to hear. This is feeding right into Sheila's paranoia, so she just has to reinforce that she's apologized for being mean to him.

Adam replies, "I haven't told you that you are going up. I never said I was gonna put you up!"

Sheila then says, "just know this - if I do go up and I stay here, your ass is mine. Your ass is mine!"

Adam: "Don't threaten me, Sheila."

I hope to God he puts her up.

James Almost Tells All To Chelsia

Late last night, James told Chelsia that he has a shocking secret involving porn.

It Wasn't a Food Comp Last Night

From bb9spoilers.com

1:40am Post luxury competition We find out that it wasn’t a food competition but a luxury competition. The competition was based on Blackjack apparently Natalie doesn’t do too well only getting one right. Some of the prizes were $5000 in chips at Vegas and three days Presidential suite at Vegas. Josh/Sharon/Shelia/James won a movie screening of Big 2. They find out about Allison being a professional card player and there all amazed especially Josh….

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

James just asked Chelsia if she liked the way he looked tonight. She replied with "You look fucking hot."

They started kissing in the supply room. Earlier he was biting his toes. He didn't brush his teeth after it either. So Chelsia just made out with foot.

James seems to think he's a pawn to get Joshuah out of the house. He says he will win POV if he is put on the block.

Right now, it looks like Joshuah is just gonna enjoy his time left in the house. Wink wink. He told Chelsia and James that Adam said it was his time to be on the block since he's never been up for eviction. That sounds like something Adam would say, right? Joshuah is playing James and Chelsia like a fiddle right now. He's mentioned twice that he's "waiting for his funeral." He's dressed in all black, but he's definitely referencing the fact that people in the house want him out.

Ass Kissing Time

Joshuah is saving his ass, like I predicted. Adam is straight up with him saying he thinks he is going to put up James and Chelsia. Joshuah says he'll keep this a secret, especially from James. Also, everyone thinks Joshuah is going on the block, so it would be a surprise.

Joshuah also says it's a good idea to keep him in the house. The girls would be more inclined to put him on the block before Adam.

Joshuah is explaining that Adam is in a good situation because he doesn't have to break a tie.

Joshuah is pretty good at saving his ass. I hate him, but man can he convince people he's good to have in the house. He's creating alliances with the people who've won HOH as singles. He did it with Ryan, he was in with James, and now he's working over Adam. Ryan and Adam are eating it up.

There's going to be a food competition tonight, supposedly in about two hours. The girls are getting ready all fast, and the boys are just lolly gagging.

Joshuah came downstairs and ran into James and Sharon. Joshuah said that Adam was straight with him, and that he was definitely going on the block. Adam wants Joshuah gone. James believes him. Joshuah said that no one else was mentioned, just him.

Food Competition At Midnight?

Sounds like there will be some type of food competition at 12am. The HGs think it will be a gross out eating competition.

I'll be sleeping no matter what.

I would think it isn't for slop this week since the teams cannot be split evenly - most likely it is days of the week or food groups - so I guess they might have to eat slop on some days.