Why was it ok when Sharon and Ryan were brought back into the game, but James' return is a disgrace and he should be immediately bounced back? Especially considering they were the ones who voted him back. It's not his fault that the well-liked Alex was in the box.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
One More Thing About Sheila's Rampage
Who Do I Hate The Most?
It's becoming harder and harder to deal with some of these people. Obviously, I'm not talking about Chelsia. James may not be the most hygenic person in the world, but he rarely annoys me. Ryan and Adam are just lovable goofs; I just wish they would have had the guts to nominate Sheila and/or Natalie.
Sharon just exists; outside of her daily (or multi-daily) "beebies" chant, I probably wouldn't even notice she's there. Josh is an ass, but I do sort of admire how he can bring the worst out of people. Chelsia's rampage Sunday night was completely created by Josh's urging.
Nope, I have to go public now with my hatred towards two women who think they're the "good people", yet whose actions are just as guilty as anybody else. Sheila is just plain loony, plus she's needy, arrogant, and a complete bitch. Bow to the former porn queen, because she's a 45 year-old single mom. Everybody else is evil for even thinking that they should win any prizes that are certainly there just for her. Her shrill, fake southern hick voice immediately gives me a headache.
Let's not forget about Natalie, the born-again former stripper with a supposedly meaty vagina, fake tits, little-to-no art skills, oral "talents", and a seemingly third grade education. Her sins are different than the others because she prays for forgiveness. Yet her use of the Bible is laughable. Her favorite book in the Bible is Matthew, and it's not because of the story involved. She has a fixation with numbers, yet can't count - somehow the fact that there are eight plates when there's eight people left in the house somehow significantly indicates the next HOH game. She counts wallpaper designs, and then asks how many times four goes into eight. She begs for compliments, and then repeats the question so she can hear it again.
I don't know who bothers me more, but I can honestly say that after my girl Chelsia leaves tomorrow these last few weeks are going to be pure hell for me. Please let Josh win HOH and get rid of one of these cretins.
James' Disgusting Habit
At least once a day, James bites his toenails.
And then kisses Chelsia without cleaning his mouth first.
I can't imagine the germs transfered from foot-to-mouth-to-mouth.
Sheila is still stirring shit. It's not real shit. She's making it up as she goes along.
Natalie Goes Right to Ryan
After finishing her conversation with Sheila, Natalie went right to Ryan to tell him what was said.
See, you guys hate Natalie so much but she actually did a good thing here!
Ryan is truly the best whisperer in the house. Even with a microphone on.
Basically, Sheila is making shit up and trying to start drama. She's 45 years old, everyone. She knows things. Ryan is telling Nat what she's heard from Sheila is not true - there is no way Chelsia is staying.
Enough About the Money!!!
I just turned on the feeds, and Sheila is just starting shit the night before an eviction ceremony.
We all know Chelsia will more than likely be evicted. Why is Sheila telling people that Sharon might leave?
Sheila: if there is a tie we will know
Nat: there are 5 votes, there cannot be a tie
Sheila: that is my point, there is a traitor in our group
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY.
She was also bitching MORE about Ryan winning the $10,000 and being greedy and trying to win a $21,000 trip. BEING GREEDY? HE'S IN A GAME TO WIN AS MUCH AS HE CAN. And ya know what? He deserved the 10k and deserved to win the trip since he can add to 21 better than the rest of you!
Oh my god.
Sheila: I am a single mom, you are so greedy if you do not want to see me win this game.
It's gonna be a long night, I can feel it.
Natalie Commits (Another) Sin
After spending the afternoon laying out in the sun, Chelsia and Natalie had their first real conversation in days. Is my girl finally campaigning? Yeah, it's too little, too late.
In the course of the conversation, though, Natalie broke one of her beloved Ten Commandment - Thou Shalt Not Lie. She completely denied the oral sex story, and claims that this "rumor" has angered her so much that she wants nothing to do with Matty ever again. "I now know Matty's true colors." Yeah, whatever.
James' Gay Bar Expertise
It's a pretty boring day in the house, as everybody is laying out in the eighty-six degree temps. Josh asked where the best gay bars are in town, and James named one or two, and talked about how at one he met a bunch of porn stars. Shouldn't he call them co-stars?
Sheila, of course, has to top any story anybody has, babbling bout meeting Cher's daughter at a lesbian bar and hanging out at Studio 54 with all the "rave kids".
Video of Discussion on Natalie's Past
Too bad this footage doesn't show the corresponding chatter between Natalie and Sheila. My favorite moment was when Natalie called Chelsia an adulterer, the sin that comes "right after murder" according to Nat, because of her claims that she messed around with Matt. Sheila's quick to correct her that it's only adultery if you're married. “Oh, I thought adultery was anything sexual acts whatsoever”.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Natalie's Past
Adam, Ryan, Joshuah, James, and Chelsia are trying to figure out Natalie's past.
They want to know when exactly she did all the things she claims to have done, and what she was doing in the three years that they claim are missing from her story.
I'm hearing stories of drugs, bad boyfriends, the bunny ranch, and finding Jesus.
Joshuah is now blasting her NFL cheerleader story, which she admitted to not being true when she was talking to God one night. No one else knows it, but Joshuah feels it isn't true.
Adam is really taking this the hardest it seems. He knows drugs, sex, and alcohol are involved in her past and he wants to know when and soon. He believes she's gone to rehab, and this is where she found religion. She has faith, but she really doesn't know about Catholicism or other types of Christianity.
Adam and James just walked outside. They all definitely want to ask her about her past. This is a case of cabin fever. Natalie's past does not make a difference in this game. Also, there might be something in Natalie's past that Big Brother does not want her talking about.
Sheila just got called out for knowing more than she lets on about past seasons. She claims she was forced to watch 10 episodes from seasons 3,7,and 8. Sure.
James dyed his mohawk pink. He also dyed his face a little.
Big Brother is Historical
Natalie and Sheila are sipping their wine discussing how they are part of this huge historical giant that is Big Brother.
The only thing Natalie will be remembered for is voting James back into the house after just evicting him. When people do lists of TOP FIVE DUMBEST MOVES IN BIG BROTHER HISTORY, this move will be in that top five.
These two are making the weirdest faces as well.
Stay Calm.
The feeds are back. I assume Big Brother had some technical difficulties because I got a computer screen on the feeds.
These are the douchebags standing in the living room watching the "fireplace" reboot.
Anywho.
The houseguests received some alcohol. I wouldn't mind the alcohol so much if Sheila was not allowed to have any. She's now talking about her mother, and I'm sure it'll be a tear jerker. She's talking to Ryan, and it's obvious he does not care.
How Much Does Sheila Know?
Sheila is constantly claiming how she's never watched an episode of Big Brother and she had no idea people were so mean to each other.
Yet I constantly find her telling other houseguests specifics about what has happened in past seasons.
I think her big secret is she has watched Big Brother.
Dun Dun Dun.
Edit: Nat just said she wanted to get her boobs done again in ten years and was going to go to Dr. Will. Sheila responded with "He only does faces." Dr. Will is a cosmetic dermatologist.
Natalie and Sheila At It Again!
Nothing beats when these two brain surgeons get together for their own version of "c-chat". What's interesting is that Natalie is the only person who can slow down Sheila's rambling monologues. Some of the "highlights" of this conversation include Natalie saying she could never stoop to "their" level, that "they" beat the toughest girls in the house, that Chelsia is jealous of her relationship with Matt (yeah, if you say that enough times it just may be true), and that her relationship with Matt turns people on. Stupidly, she also hinted to Sheila that she's now working with James.
Wednesday's HOH Quiz Could Lead To Interesting Aftermath
While it's commonplace for Big Brother contestants to wonder what America thinks about each of them, I think this season's cast is easily the most obsessed. Many of them think they're going to walk out of the season finale as stars; others have a bit more realistic view of what lies ahead for them.
This Wednesday, the house guests will see the first real indicators of America's opinion when the HOH competition involves the results of a CBS.com poll. Well, it's true they sort of got a glimpse with the "Mystery Guest" fiasco, but even two weeks later they don't understand why America wanted Alex back in the house.
I think the aftermath of this competition will be very interesting. I doubt if the guys really care, as they seem pretty level-headed, as does Sharon. It's the other two I'm worred about. Will Sheila and Natalie's heads explode if by chance it appears that America does love them? Or conversely, how shattered will they be if they don't come out of this looking so good?
Here are the questions from the CBS.com poll:
1. Which candidate’s word would you trust the most?
2. Which candidate would most likely forget the words to the Pledge of Allegiance?
3. Which candidate would you most want leading you into battle?
4. Which candidate would most likely name a holiday after themselves?
5. Which candidate would spend the most time in front of the mirror before a press conference?
6. Which candidate would most likely re-carve Mount Rushmore to include only their face?
7. Which candidate could best talk their way out of a scandal?
8. Which candidate would give the most inspiring speech?
9. Which candidate would be in most need of a makeover?
10. Which candidate would you be most embarrassed to take to a fund raiser?
11. Which candidate would most likely win an election based on their looks?
12. Which candidate would most likely lock themselves out of the White House?
13. Which candidate would most likely stop their motorcade to let a squirrel cross the road?
14. Which candidate would most likely give their Big Brother winnings to a charity?
15. Which candidate would most likely sell their life story to a tabloid?
16. Which candidate’s biography would be the most interesting to read?
17. Which candidate’s sense of humor would most likely win you over?
18. Which candidate is most likely to have their constant gossiping get them into trouble?
19. Which candidate would most likely grace the cover of a fashion magazine?
20. Which candidate would most likely be impeached due to a scandal?
Sheila's Future Plans
Sheila was telling Sharon how she really wants her own southern cooking show. Sharon told her to keep it to herself so no one steals her idea.
Right. There aren't southern cooking shows on television now, and I think someone watching this would definitely steal the idea. Perhaps someone named Paula Deen.
Lockdown time. The houseguests are all outside.
Joshuah Is Convinced Matt Is Sheila's Son
Joshuah had a conversation with Sharon this morning and told her that he is sure that Sheila has a secret - and that secret is that Matt is her son.
He explains how Shelia has said that she has a secret she can't share with anyone and Joshuah thinks that Big Brother wants her to hold off on revealing the relationship until the end of the show.
Sheila has hinted her son has a disability, Josh thinks it was Matt's messed up eye. Sheila maintains that she and Matt had a promise to go to the final two.
There is tidbit after tidbit of things that Josh has put together to show that they are related and by the end of the conversation Sharon seems to be a believer as well.
Totally nuts!
Getting Technical - Youtube Hates Firefox.
Good morning everyone. I wanted to address an issue that came up for me last night and I know has been causing problems for others.
The problem is that some of us that use Mozilla Firefox as a web browser have been having issues watching Youtube videos. Yesterday when I would try to play a video on this page it would play about two seconds and stop - and there would be no audio. I know others have had this issue because they have been looking for alternative ways to present their video due to complaints.
The real problem appears to be something between Adobe Flash and Mozilla Firefox - Youtube is just a casualty of that problem. I went to a Mozilla related forum and there is an 11 page thread discussing the issue with lots of suggestions as to who to fix it. My solution was to re-download Adobe Flash and install it.
Problem solved!
Chelsia is insane.
Wasn't Chelsia so interested in dyeing these damn eggs, did not participate much in it, and decided to break them...because she hates Nat?
Make up your mind.
It's not Jesus' birthday.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Baller Ballin'
Natalie has been drinking a little, and she's acting all flirty with Adam.
I've noticed this recently since Matt's left that Adam has seemed more interested in Natalie. He's saying he's not REALLY interested, but for me watching him just alone with Nat has been different, a weird different.
Adam just said he might try to hit it tonight. He hopes Ryan wins HOH next week because that's all he'll try to do for seven days when they share a room.
I hope Adam gets some.
Joshuah is giving him some tips to get her into bed, and I'm really thinking he might try.
Ryan: You know she sucks some cock.
Go Adam.
Watch Out For Kimberly!
BB has given them wine tonight, and after a handful of sips Sheila's already predicting her crazy alter-ego, Kimberly, may come out tonight. Yeah, don't hold your breath on that.
I am enjoying the (not so) subtle one-liners Josh is throwing out directed at Natalie that she doesn't seem to catch.
Let The Piggies Vote!!
I think most of u that saw this segment are in agreement - this was a funny funny bit that the BB producers put together.
Especially for those of us that watch the live feeds and see Sharon do this stupid ritual EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!
It is one of the things I am in agreement with Joshua about as far as a pet peeve goes in the house.
Keep Checking - Takes A While For The Video To Convert Once Uploaded.
Matt's Toothbrush
Joshuah found a toothbrush and couldn't figure out who it belonged to.
He went outside to ask the work out boys if they knew who the toothbrush belonged to. Someone said it was Matt's.
Joshuah then said he was going to give it to Natalie so she could brush her teeth with it and pretend she's making out with it.
Line of the day.
Chelsia has joined in the easter egg dyeing, but Joshuah is running around like a mad man with bathroom products trying to locate their owner.
Easter Egg Dyeing.
Natalie and Adam are dyeing the 36 eggs that were hard boiled earlier in the day.
Wasn't it Joshuah's idea to dye easter eggs? Wasn't Chelsia so interested as well?
THEN WHY ARE THEY IN THE BEDROOM NOT DYEING EASTER EGGS.
Chelsia is moping around some more. I have no idea what Joshuah
is doing. Being a cockblock?
Adam is done with the dyeing and is now outside working out with Ryan.
Adam: So Chelsia's going home.
Ryan: Have fun in Vegas, sweetheart.
Rainwoman
I guess Natalie's counting droplets of dye in each cup. It might help her win HOH one day.
A Perfect Example of "Editing"
On Sundays show we were treated to a segment on Natalie and her obsession with the number 8. The segment managed to tie in the upcoming arrival of Evel Dick on Tuesday's show (Taped on March 21st - which has no 8 in it).
The bit made Natalie seem almost like she had figured out some deep dark secret of the Big Brother House.
Allow me to clear things up a bit. Natalie had her obsession with the number 8 weeks ago. Most of the scenes shown of her counting were from March 4th - at that time the couples were still paired up and Ryan/Allison were on the block against Matt/Natalie. The next night Allsion ended up being evicted. Here is what I wrote on my other Big Brother site that night.
8:50pm Natalie is obsessed with the number eight - she thinks it is related to the game - that there are TONS of instances of eight items in the house. Things like eight vases, eight curtains. Right now she is staring at the deer head in the living room - perhaps it has eight points on its antlers. Natalie is coo coo.So for anyone that feels like Natalie may have a gift for numbers, it was all just a case of creative editing if you ask me ;)
Big Brother - Season 9, Episode 18 Recap
Here we go with a week of sad recaps. If you don’t know why I’m sad, just watch the last five minutes of tonight’s episode. It’s shocking and depressing.
As you may expect, we start with the reactions to the various things that happened Thursday, starting with James’ decision to cast the deciding vote to evict James. Natalie is, of course, devastated because she feels it’s her fault. Surprisingly, Adam’s even more angry…and, of course, Sheila’s now pissed and “they’re” going to fight even harder to “seek vengeance”. Funny thing is that just a few days ago she liked the plan to evict him.
A quick note here – reportedly CBS also didn’t want “Matty” to go. James has said on more than once occasion that the producers had hinted to him they wanted James to keep him. No wonder they don’t allow houseguests to talk about their diary room sessions.
James, though, is not apologetic about his move. “I successfully got Matt out of here just like they successfully got me out of here last week. I owed no one nothing in this house..”
Oh boy, back to Natalie. “Matty was my soulmate. I just got to enjoy it while it lasted, and remember all the good times we had, and all the bad times.” Footage is then shown of her trying to get the “last kiss”, since he supposedly got the first kiss. He leans in and lets her kiss his cheek, but of course she wants more. “Matty, don’t push me away. Give me one more hug, Matty. Matty, Matty.” Hehehehehe.
They all babble more about alliances, but it’s really just stating the obvious, so in Lil’s honor I’ll move on to the HOH competition. “I’m pumped. I’m pumped”, claims Adam, although that’s not really the reaction he had at the time he won. Sheila is so happy that she “may even give him a kiss”. I think if he knew that piece of info, he probably would have thrown that last question.
Natalie is also suddenly recovered from her depression over Matt. “Now what do you want, evil side of the house?” My girl Chelsia is bummed. “I think this is going to be a tough week on my side of the house.” Yes, it is, my dear, and also for your biggest fan.
Poor Adam. He’s packing to move up to HOH, and Natalie comes in to gloat. “You gotta win next week”, he tells her. “For sure,”she replies. Good luck with that one. No sooner does she leave does Sheila come in and swarms in to kiss him on the cheek. “Be my hero,” she whispers in his ear.
Then ANOTHER female comes in. Oh wait, that’s Josh. Suddenly, Adam resorts back to claim he “didn’t want to win, dude”. In the diary room, Adam carries on this attitude, which completely nullifies what we saw him say in there five minutes ago. He is already sick of the phoniness, though.
Cue the acoustic guitar music, as it’s time (as I predicted when it happened) for Natalie to feel sad while staring at Matt’s picture. Oh god, they couldn’t have possibly staged this any better for the cameras. Josh predicts that Natalie will be a weaker player (how can she be any weaker) because she’s like a “lost puppy. I’m glad to see them separated.”
But she’s not a weak girl, or at least she says so in the diary room during her Dr. Phil moment. “I’m a survivor. I’ve survived many things in my life, and nothing’s going to get me down.” Blah blah blah. Matt pushing her away now means that he was bummed about being separated from her. Keep believing that, you silly goose. Josh and Chelsia roll their eyes as she babbles her story.
Natalie is mad at James for breaking their promise, and lets Chelsia know this fact. “People can fuck James over,” my girl replies. “I don’t care. I’m playing for myself.” Now we move into what those of us with the live feeds have had to endure for the past four days – Natalie going on and on and on about two of “them” going up. “They haven’t seen the new Nattie yet,” she tells Ryan. “Naughty Nattie. I was nice Nattie before.” Really? I haven’t seen any real change in her. She babbled and babbled before, and that’s what you’re seeing now.
After commercials, it’s time for pure cheese. Ashley, it’s your favorite subject! Yes, it’s Sharon’s fascination with the stupid guinea pigs. I guess we have to get her in this show somehow. “Beebies! Beebies!” Make it stop! Josh again rolls his eyes. For once, I can’t say I blame him. “They cannot understand you! All they want is some food!” We get the point; we need to move on. Of course, they don’t, and we even see the stupid creatures give a diary room chat.
Cheese moment, part two – Adam gets to see his HOH room. You know the drill – they point and laugh at his pics and food and stuff. Ok, it is funny when Chelsia notices that he has baby food in his care package. Adam sort of complains about how this must be his mother’s work, but does admit he likes to eat the stuff. “How much baby food can a man handle?” Ewwwww. Of course, Natalie hopes that Adam shares. “I like baby food. It’s really yummy, and it’s good for you.” Funny thing is that’s the most intelligent thing she’s said the entire season.
Back to the game, Josh wanders into the bathroom while Sheila’s at the beginning of her two-hour futile effort to make herself presentable. “Who’s going up?” she asks him. “You and me,” he responds. This starts one of her typical outbursts. “I don’t think so. I might have been very mean to him, but I don’t deserve to go back on the block.” Again, Josh rolls his eyes. Josh admits he has no idea what anybody is thinking, but “I love to watch Sheila freak out.” Who doesn’t? Of course, she goes on some more about it, even as he’s walking away.
Adam is now coming down the stairs with his laundry, and Josh uses this moment to half-heartedly beg to have a pass this week. Seriously, he’s not very convincing. Oh boy, the fun I could have with lines like “don’t backdoor me” and “I’ll be your bitch this week”. After telling Adam about his encounter with Sheila, they decide to mess with her a bit. The results are predictable. “Unbelievable. This is a shocker. I know I’ve been mean to you, but I’ve apologized.” Josh says he thought it initially was a joke, but Adam is pretty convincing.
It’s now time for their very first luxury competition, or as I like to call it – product placement. The winners of the competition get to see a sneak preview of the movie “21”. Wow, we get the studio name, the stars, the plot, and the trailer. How much did Columbia pay for this “commercial”? Of course, Sheila is the “biggest movie buff ever”. Yeah, we know.
The contest is a Vegas-style casino night. I’ll bet Allison wishes she was there for this. Well, this is exciting, and not really worth the recap except that Natalie was happy that James showed he “doesn’t know how to add. It may take me a little longer, but I know how to add to 21.” Five minutes later, Ryan finally wins and chooses Adam, Natalie, and James. Sheila, of course, is very upset. “That was such a big deal for me.”
Oh wait, we’re not done yet. There’s more product placement – a chance to win a $21,000 trip to Planet Hollywood in Vegas. To play for the prize, Ryan must risk his movie passes, and if he loses the four he didn’t pick get to see the movie. Of course, after the commercial he goes for it. After the commercial? My God, this is an expensive ad for this silly movie. Ryan loses, so Sheila gets to see the movie after all. “It just looks like an amazing movie.”
More cheese – Natalie is praying again. “My Bible gives me guidance in this game.” While reading Matthew 5, the fact that there are eight pink curtains tells her something. She runs out to tell Sheila about her discovery, and they start thinking about everything in the house that comes in eights. Ducks, vases, “things in the bathroom”, and…oh boy…eight pillows! Oh wait, maybe not. They’re at seven groups of eight, so she’s going to go back and study some more. Somehow the deer head communicates some unknown piece of wisdom to her.
Even more cheese – that segment we get every year where everybody is amazed when the table shrinks. Natalie is still studying, because there’s now eight plates and eight glasses and eight…oh, and Evel Dick has eight letters in it, so maybe he’s coming back. Yeah, first we had product placement during the show, and now we have promos for Tuesday’s show. “There’s gotta be some relevance to this whole groups of eight thing.”
Finally, back to the game – Adam still claims he doesn’t know what to do, but Natalie certainly does. James and my girl Chelsia! What the editors aren’t showing us is that she babbled this from the very moment Adam won HOH. Adam throws out Sheila’s name, which greatly upsets Sheila because it doesn’t fit her numbers game. “Think of the numbers. Think of the numbers.” There really is some great editing going on here.
And we finally get to the moment I’ve been dreading since my eyes first glimpsed my girl Chelsia. The producers still want us to think Sheila may be going up, and Adam plays up to it by saying it’s a really hard decision. But of course it ends up what was obvious to anybody from the very beginning – James and CHELSIA!!! Nooooooooooooooo!
The beebee's diary room!
OMFG tooooooooo funny!!!!!!!
The beebee's in the diary room on the chair:
Sharon needs to go on the block this week for sure.
Yeah, she's crazy!
Furr-iends my tail.
THE BEEBEES ON TV
OMG THE BEEBEES ARE ON TV!!!!
I'm cracking up knowing I've written a few blogs about the beebees and Sharon.
Joshuah's Turn To Cry.
Not as much of a surprise as when Matt did last week - but Jashuah was just crying on the feeds after a little prayer session. He didn't ask about getting nicer abs this time - I think it might have been thinking about his family that set him off.
NCAA Games Push Back CBS Show
Today's NCAA tournament games are close to ending, so expect BB to start an hour or so late tonight (unless, of course, you're on the West Coast).
A Conversation With Shelia - The Short Version
Hamsterdame from Silly Hamsters is going high tech and has made a video of Sheila and one of her many conversations.
Enjoy and if you are a Sheila fan - take your complaint to Hamsterdame - I'm only the messenger!! ;)
Online Videos by Veoh.com
God, Why Did You Take Away My Future Husband?
I'm sorry Natalie fans, but I can't resist pointing out this gem. Sitting in the pool with Sheila, Natalie just said, "I ask God why he took my Matty away. Why did he make my husband, future husband leave?"
POV Meeting
It was short and sweet, I guess. James took himself down, and as expected Sharon's up. They're all agreeing that Adam sucks at speeches.
Thirty Six Eggs
Last night some of the house guests decided to boil some eggs so they might color them today on Easter.
So they boiled three dozen - every egg in the Big Brother house. No more eggs until Wednesday when the pantry gets re-stocked.
James is pissed - he hates boiled eggs. It doesn't help matters that Chelsia was one of them that decided to boil them all.
As far as I know they don't even know if they will get anything to decorate them with - and will Big Brother even care to bring up Easter after the fact? Doubtful.
Some suggested Zach should have popped in in his bunny suit - now that would have had the potential to be amusing :)
Who's the cockblock?
Last night, Chelsia and James were fooling around on that couch in the bathroom. They started in the sauna room. James was doing his best work to convince Chelsia to have sex in the bathroom. There would be no cams around. He also kept saying "I'll go get a blanket."
Of course, the feeds kept cutting to Adam reading, or the cams were way zoomed in on their faces. You can kind of sense what's going on. No sex.
So they're fooling around and Joshuah comes in, all sleepy, and has to go to the bathroom.
He does his business.
AND THEN STRIKES UP A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE.
Hello. Joshie. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DAMN GAME RIGHT NOW. I waited for about ten minutes and decided it was time to go to sleep. I did a little research, and it seems like their buzz was also killed and they talked. Hot.
Joshuah in Porn, Chelsia's Plea
Joshuah was telling Sheila how after he's done with this season, he would like to do some gay porn. He thinks he has a nice ass and would be really good at it. James was laying in his bed, and looked rather uncomfortable. I doubt Joshuah was hinting at James' past, but I'm sure that ran through James' mind.
Chelsia went to Adam and explained the situation with the Vegas trip. She is allowed to take him as a guest on the trip, but she cannot give it to him. She would do this if Natalie or Sheila were put on the block. I think Chelsia's trip idea isn't all that great, and I don't think Adam thinks it is either. If Adam wins the game, he'll have $500,000 to go to Vegas anyway. Here's the video.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Reasons Why Some Of Us Are Tired of Nat and Sheila
Four cams - all Sheila and/or Natalie. This happens way too often.
For Mr. Anonymous
I do hereby pledge that from now on, if the only viewing options are the fireplace or Natalie, I will view the fireplace. Just to appease you. Since when the only viable option is Natalie, it upsets you that posts are made.
I will mute though, as that tune drives me batshit.
Are ya happy now?
Chelsia Might Try To Bribe Baller.
Chelsia won a trip worth $21,000 as part of getting to see the movie tonight.
She is now in the process of seeing if she can offer the trip to Adam in exchange for putting Natalie up in Jame's place tomorrow.
They aren't sure if she will be allowed to do it but she is checking with the staff.
I suspect it won't be allowed - but it is fun to think about.
Movie Time and Chelsia Wins $21k
I have been away most of the day and couldn't understand why feeds one and two were flames.
Joshua, Shelia, Chelsia and Sharon are watching the movie 21 (about card counting) - they won getting to see it during the luxury competition Thursday morning (12-2am).
I dunno how she did it - but Chelsia somehow won $21,000 (good tie in with the movie huh?) - it must have involved popcorn because there was popcorn all over the floor before the movie.
Now I think she is a lock to leave - people are saying she won stuff now so she should go.
James and Nat Working Together?
For the first time, I really hope that this is a case of people just saying what the others want to hear. James and Nat were sitting alone in the kitchen, and they've agreed that they will no longer go after each other. James told her that he thinks Chelsia's outburst was stupid, and doesn't want to be associated with that type of behavior.
He also says he knows who she is after next week, and she knows who he is after...and that each person's sides are latching onto them only because it keeps them safe. "I have no doubt that we can make it to the end", says Natalie. "I can see me at the end, and I can see you at the end. We just have to get rid of all the weaklings"
Natalie's Afternoon of Nonsense
For most of the last couple of hours, the focus has again been on Natalie. This is especially true right now, as the majority of the house is in the HOH watching the movie they won during the luxury competition.
First, she dominated the conversation while hanging out with Sharon, telling the poor woman that Matt and her were getting close; they care about each other. She said that their fighting was all an act. She said they came up with it so people wouldn't suspect they were a close couple. She also denied that she did anything sexual with Matty. It was all kissing and hugging. Well, technically, the act she performed at least four times was a form of kissing.
As for Chelsia’s accusations concerning her abortions and other sinful activities, Nat claims that “once you ask for forgiveness for your sins they are washed away as if they never existed as long as you don't do it again. I don't care what Chelsia says - that was years ago. There aren't many strippers out there who can say they danced and never went back.”
While stripping, she says she made $800 - $1000 per day, but "how much is this worth your soul?" She wanted to quit but the devil then conspired against her and her engine blew up and it cost $2000 to fix. This problem was a test to see if she'd go back to stripping since that would've been an easy fix but she didn't do it.
But the next Monday they had told her now it's $6000, so she lost the car and then she got kicked out of her apartment because her boyfriend had too many cats. And her credit score dropped. Blah blah blah, but “the devil wanted to test her”.
She also said that James told her to stop reading the Bible because one has to be devious to win the game. But, of course, she doesn't have to lie, cheat for this game. "Yeah, I've done it a couple of times, but I've asked for forgiveness for that." So, the moral of this lengthy story is that as long as you’re a “good” person, you can do whatever it takes to win…but those she has judged as not good cannot do the same.
Once Sharon finally escaped, it was Adam’s turn to hear the same game babble he’s had to endure ever since he won HOH. “We have to win, we have to win. God please give me your powers this week. I need them more than ever…I'm so due. I've come so close…just work for me, God. Give me the power like you've done in the POV with the clouds and angel. Big Brother, give me a game I will know and I'll school everybody.”
It’s still all about numbers to her, and she motor-mouths her “knowledge” of the house. “What if it's this - houseguests have you taken notice of the books on the wall? First question: name one of the fairy tale books. One of the bird books. What years are the world history books?"
She claims to know every book up there, and thinks the bookcases have to mean something. And it goes on and on and on. Counting the books in the wallpaper, somehow linking the number of guinea pigs to everything else, including the number of curtains. After a few minutes, the two feeds showing the fireplace actually became a better option. :)
But it probably will only get worse after the movie ends, as Sheila will then have to describe to her every single scene of the movie.
Natalie Doesn't Know Her Own Trade
Stupid Natalie just stated that she can make "real" mochas with Hershey's syrup, milk, and coffee. As a coffee diva, I am enraged.
Here's how you make a real mocha:
Ingredients
Whole Milk (homogenized milk)
Chocolate Powder (chocolate syrup is not an acceptable substitute)
Whipped Cream
Espresso
Whipped Cream From a Can (if desired)
Chocolate Syrup (if desired)
Directions
Make an espresso shot, you will need an espresso machine to do this.
Place 2 table spoons of chocolate powder in a milk steaming cup.
Add the homogenized milk into the steaming cup.
Stir up and dissolve the chocolate powder, so it blends with the milk.
Steam the milk to 140 degrees.
Now place the Espresso coffee into your coffee mug or cup, then pour the chocolate milk.
Top of your creation with whipped cream (if desired).
Squirt chocolate syrup over the whipped cream (if desired).
Good Morning, Beebees
Sharon is screaming "BEEBEES" at the top of her lungs again.
She's also using a butter knife to cut carrots. The poor beebees look famished, and Sharon is taking her good ol' time cutting them carrots.
Poor beebees.
Sheila is doing her morning routine of drinking coffee and annoying the closest person to her. This is probably slowing down the cutting of carrots for the beebees.
Sharon finished cutting the carrots for the beebees. She just kinda dumped it in there. I guess the beebees will eat carrots off their
own shit.
Joshuah is asking for some eggs and dye to dye some eggs.
The plan for the day for most? Enjoy the sun. No early morning drama today. Sad.
The Calm After The Small Storm
Things seemed to have calmed down, even though Chelsia and Natalie are still spouting off about the other.
Chelsia thinks Natalie doesn't have a high school education. She also feels really bad for her. She is bringing up when Matt kissed her in the supply room, and is playing completely innocent in that. She could have pushed him away sooner than she did. Chelsia found it disgusting that Natalie stayed on the disco ball for Matt. I agree with this point. Natalie is a classic case of the battered and abused woman. She'll take any kind of pain from a guy she's interested in, and put herself through massive amounts of pain to seem better in the eyes of that person. It was sad to me that she made a deal that included Matt. They weren't partners and he was ruining her game. Chelsia's worried that the show will ruin Natalie completely. But she will pray for her and hopes that Natalie can come out of this a better person.
What James has said to her did strike a chord inside Chelsia. She's still kind of talking smack on Natalie, but she's also giving her some praise by calling her a beautiful girl and saying she does mean well in life. The reason why Chelsia can't be around Natalie is because she does not like those type of girls at home. They don't click. There's no need for her to be friends with her.
Also, Chelsia regrets voting James back in the house.
I haven't listened to anything Natalie has said because I'm sure it's along the lines of "she's jealous," "matty hates her," and "she's slutty."
Here's some video from earlier.
You're stupid.
In bed, James told Chelsia her actions tonight were very stupid.
They were. Throwing those kinds of fits won't keep you in the house. It's great for entertainment, yes, but you want $500,000.
Chelsia believes there's no way for her to stay in the house, but James believes there is and fighting with Natalie like this won't help.
For James, this means he's getting no action from Chelsia. Not even kisses. Not tonight anyway. He'd have to apologize, but she seems pretty upest. I doubt it'd work.
You're Gross. No, You're Gross.
Matt thinks Chelsia is gross and fat and has cellulite, according to Natalie.
Natalie also is calling Chelsia a whore for being finger banged by James.
Uh, Nat. You blew Matt. A few times.
Natalie keeps saying "Buh Bye" to Chelsia. Natalie also needs to realize there are still five days left. Chelsia can somehow pull off saving herself if she tries hard.
If it's just Chelsia and Natalie yelling back and forth saying who's the bigger slut, this should be a fun next five days.
Natalie is now just talking to Sheila, and James was in bed and has just been joined by Chelsia. Go out with a bang, Chelsia. Don't be a wimp.
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