Thursday, February 14, 2008

Lucky Bastard!

Oh how I wish I was Alex!

I get that Amanda is annoying, and is pissing off a lot of people.

But damn she's sexy, especially laying in bed on her stomach in some tight booty shorts.

Silly Parker interrupted their snuggling, though, to go over the same crap they've talked about for the past two days.

For a second, I thought they were an existing couple as it's hard to figure out their mumbling. Even the closed captioning didn't help.

Are James and Chelsia Related?


One of the sillier things going on in the house is the constant belief there are other secrets yet to be shared. Various pairs have been rumored to be real-life couples, and Amanda and Jen were seen babbling tonight that they believe Chelsia and James to be siblings.

When asked, James said nothing...which I guess to them meant yes. Everybody went nuts, but when Chelsia was brought in to confirm the story she completely denied it. Amanda and others still think it's true. Idiots.

The Gloves Are Off - Joshua Hates Amanda


As I am watching the feeds and trying to see how people feel about others in the house, I discovered a lot just now about Joshua.

He hates Amanda. A Lot.

He can be really catty.

He is stupid.

While complaining about Amanda to Allison, here is a little of what Joshua had to say.... He can't even believe Minnesota (where Amanda is from) is a state. He called her 'the devil' but said she was too poor to be 'the devil wore Prada' she would be 'the devil wore Old Navy.' But wait, that wasn't enough, he then went on to say that if he was her father he would have killed himself too (Amanda's father apparently committed suicide) and he pretended to hang by a noose while Allison laughed loudly (see picture).

I imagine the production staff is busy editing away for a segment to air later this season.

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My Girl Amanda




Edit: More reason to love her. She's explaining to Parker and Matt her realtionship philosophy (deep, I know). She's not a clingy girlfriend, and doesn't want to be with her boyfriend every single day. Plus, she encourages her boyfriend to go to watch strippers.

Sounds like she doesn't like Alex too much. She thinks he doesn't want to get to know her at all, and completely blows her off. What a fool.

Ma - has she ever watched Big Brother?


I'm thinking not.

Earlier she had no clue about the show also being on in summer. Didn't realize the one now is because of the writer's strike.

Now I just heard her commenting that she didn't think HOH could compete in the POV, until the others told her yes, HOH just couldn't compete in the next HOH.

Wonder what other words of wisdom she will impart to us :)

Parker...


Is really irritating me. His argument seem to always entail name calling. The latest, towards Allison, include dumbass, fucking moron, fucking idiot, you're stupid. Why? For allegedly campaigning to not be voted off. As far as I know, that is part of the game.

His other beef with her is that she is talking behind "his" back. As he has been sitting there for quite a while now, talking away behind others' backs.

Apparently earlier he had another confrontation with James where some fuck you's were exchanged but I didn't catch it. If it keeps up, he'll either wind up being gone early, or staying a long time because others are scared to confront the angry black man.

I'm not sure, but I'm starting to question his sexuality, I'm getting a real gay bitch vibe off him.

Audio/Video of the Jen/Ryan Hookup

Audio Only:




Parker Catches Them In the Act:

For the Ladies: Semi-Nudes of Neil





More Than Potty Talk In The Can.


The Big Brother 9 cherry is busted. In two ways.

Earlier on in the day before he left, Neil exchanged a kiss with Joshua in the kitchen. Alas now he is out and Sharon is in.

Then early this morning, 2:30am in "BB" time, Ryan and Jen, who had been cuddling all evening long, apparently couldn't handle the sexual tension anymore so they snuck off into the Bathroom and did something that involved moaning and groaning.

Although we couldn't see anything on camera, things were heard, and Parker was aware that they were up to something.

It seems like they assumed that the people on the feeds would not see anything, however I am sure it was taped and my guess is CBS will show some part of it - perhaps blurred out - on Sunday or Tuesday's show.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Poor Joshuah


So far James is staying pretty quiet, always listening.

Joshuah is extremely upset about Neil's untimely departure and is a bit stressed out about having to take on Shannon as a stand in partner. Chelsia is helping keep him in check and on the ground after almost breaking down at dinner. Joshuah seems like a very strategic player. His emotional output just shows me he's real. Most of the house is staying on guard, especially Jen and Ryan. Most continue to annoy me, but Amanda is reminding me of Janelle every moment. She may have to be promoted from "prettier Amber". And must I remind you, what a great ass.

After watching the CBS show [technically] last night, I feel as if Sheila and Adam may actually work. He did specify he liked a dominant woman during the challenge, and I saw a glimpse of attraction when "Ma" came out in a nurses outfit.

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone and the couples, hopefully there's some cuddlin' on the feeds tonight.

One More Tidbit


There's one good thing (and it's the only one) about Sharon's return. Her and Parker's rehashing of everything that has gone down is revealing some info that hasn't been captured by the cameras.

Here's the latest - Sheila has told at least one person (Parker) that her child has a disability. No word on exactly what it is, but it does kind of explain the extended segment about her being insulted by Adam's use of the word "retard".

It may also be the reason those two are paired together. Somebody with a child with disabilities paired with somebody who works with them. Maybe that's a stretch, but I can't see anything else they have in common.

First Kiss of the Show, and It's Not the "Lesbians"

Oooooh, before he got word that he had to leave, Neil kissed Josh. I figured the first makeout session would be between two of the girls.

It's also become more clear tonight that the "lesbian couple" is a hoax, as Allison is confiding her gambling and family problems to Sheila.

Neil Out - Sharon Back.


Sounds like Neil had some family issues he was needed for. No exact reasons given but he has now left the house.

Replacing Neil is Sharon.

Well, this is an unexpected twist.

Update: I guess Joshua got to pick who came back between Jacob and Sharon.

WTF?

Sharon's back? How did that happen?

So I was thinking about a good twist.

I write a blog for Real.com - you know, the ones that do the whole feed thing?

I was brainstorming for a good way to break the couples up a bit and came up with a twist to the POV that might do it.

So if that souds interesting - check it out over on BigBrothersKeeper.com

Amanda's Booty


I think I like it...a lot...especially in those booty shorts she was wearing at the end of the episode.

Worst HOH competition ever. That's the best they could come up with?

Keep Your Shirt On, Adam!

I'm a chubby guy. There's no way I'm parading my flabby, pale belly in front of a bunch of (sort of) hot chicks, let alone national television. Unless, of course, a hottie wants me to (which doesn't happen very often).

Adam, please spare those of us at home who have yet to eat. Nobody wants to see you shirtless.

Ugh, Sheila!

Five minutes of Sheila complaining about the use of the word "retard"? Ugh, make her stop!

BTW, Jacob's retarded...and a homeboy wannabe. I'm so glad he's booted.

Ok, I Was Wrong About Parker, Jen, and Ryan

It's funny how quickly opinions can change. At the conclusion of last night's show I was convinced the Parker and Jen were calm, fun-loving people that could be the favorites to win the whole damn thing. The only roadblock I saw was Ryan, who seemed to be a typical jealous roid-head.

Three hours later, everything had changed. The feeds opened to Parker and Jen screaming at each other, and for the most part Ryan was the calm one. I now see Jen as the spoiled princess who is a wonderful person to be around as long as she's getting her way. I thought I heard another person claim that she had been telling everybody that it was her game to lose...but who knows in the clusterfuck of voices that made it next to impossible to pinpoint exactly who was talking.

Parker knows he's fucked, but he did everything he could to be the center of attention. He's as pigheaded as Jen.

Throughout all of this Ryan did little but lay around on the couch. The one time I saw him venture outside he threw out a couple of one-liners to Parker, who then used it as a "he threatened me" charade. Ryan's only sin was using one of my least favorite cliches when he warned everybody that Parker better not "disrespect my girlfriend". Ugh. Save those sorts of lines for Tyra.

Why did Jen tell anybody about her relationship with Ryan? That seems like the dumbest move I've seen in recent years. Letting this news slip out did nothing but guarantee that both couples will see early exits. To be fair, though, it sounds like she had no idea that Ryan was also coming into the house. In fact, Matt (who I know I'm going to hate this entire season) was heard bitching about how unfair it is that Ryan didn't have to go through the casting process.

Besides their silly drama (which was sort of cleared up before the Showtime broadcast ended), the highlight of the night was the drunk bimbos. Allison is one of those sloppy drunk whores who can't form a coherent sentence after a couple of drinks, while Amanda is one of those girls who when drinking thinks she can solve everybody's problems but ends up making things worse. It was also funny to hear the Jesus freak (Natalie) talk about her blowjob skills.

BTW, despite what Barb said earlier today on Paltalk, I was the first to proclaim Chelsia as the girl most worth hanging out with. I stand by those remarks...at least for a couple more hours.

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"I don't know if it smells lol"

At 4:08 p.m. EST Jen told Amanda not to come near her because she farted. I am on the fence about how I feel about this. I mean, it's common courtesy to alarm those around you but just knowing it makes feel weird about her. She also complained about the paint job. Smugface number one.