Sunday, March 9, 2008

Joshuah is still insane.


Matt is telling Joshuah how he feels. I know Matt doesn't like Natalie, or want to fuck her, but he will stick up for her when she doesn't stick up for herself. "Stick up for herself" meaning she won't degrade them in the way they yell at her. I'm very surprised Natalie hasn't begun crying yet, which means she's mentally stronger than we all thought.

She is busy looking for her bible though, which is her source of strength.

Back to Matt. He's very upset with the way Joshuah is talking to women in the house, and hopes that his mom is proud of the son he raised.

Thinking forward, I believe any of the evicted houseguests who are sequestered will side with Ryan and his new crew. Remember folks, there is someone coming back (ALEX PLEASE). Alex has been HOH once. Alex will side with Matt. Without a doubt. This isn't looking good for Joshuah and Scott's girl Chelsia.

Wow! Nat Vs. Chelsia!





Natalie has gone off the deep end. "Your alliance is fucked!" She's strutting around proclaiming that she's the smartest in the house. Nat reveals the rumor about Chel's "odor", and Chelsia responds by asking her if she wants to smell it. Hahahah!

James just tossed iced tea on Nat, and she wants a rule book. Of course, all of this "only makes me stronger". Oh my, she's also the "nicest" person in the house!


Joshuah is insane.

He's going to the diary room to ask if he can ruin Natalie's bed and bible. "I'm going to make her bed an abortion," he said.

Um, if they ruin the bible, I think Chelsia and Joshuah can say goodbye to their alliance with bible reading Sharon. But we'll see.

Edit: Joshuah is not allowed to make her bed an abortion. He was told "You've done enough" by the house.

Chelsia, YOU STINK!


Joshuah is telling Chelsia now that Natalie is spreading the rumor that Allison fingered Chelsia.

Chelsia just ran inside, started taking her pants off, and told Natalie to smell her!

The fighting begins.

Natalie is saying Joshuah was laughing at the story too.

Chelsia says they got played, and she's gonna queef on Natalie's face later.

Hot.

Natalie vs Joshuah and Chelsia.

Natalie is acting all cocky, saying their alliance is broken and she and Matty are here to stay.

Dear Jesus.

Matt is actually yelling at Joshuah and Natalie for the fighting, saying it isn't right. Chelsia can't wait for Natalie to see the show, because her heart will be broken.

James just threw pickle juice at Natalie, Joshuah just poured water and ice on her. That's really not cool in my book. Joshuah should have gone up on the block, in my opinion. Chelsia is laughing, and Matt is starting to get pissed. Chelsia is saying that Natalie was acting childish, but throwing liquids on each other is probably more childish than talking about fingering.

This isn't going to end anytime soon.

Are you with them?

Oh, it's on.

Chelsia is asking Adam if he's with Matt, Ryan, and Natalie. He's lying to her, of course, and saying he's with himself.

Matt came out and ask for a hug from Chelsia, and she said she wouldn't give him a hug. Chelsia says that Natalie came up with the plan, and not "the four" people keep talking about.

Chelsia is pretty mad right now, and rightfully so. She knew yesterday something was going to happen to screw them over, and she was right. James was put up on the block.

Chelsia claims that the entire house was giving Ryan a two week limit, and that Ryan made a mistake and he's going to suffer because of it. She keeps saying "Don't underestimate me." Ryan feels that he was being manipulated and that's why he put James up.

I think Chelsia is most pissed because now she knows the person who she trusts the most is probably going home.

Inside, Joshuah is pacing and questioning who knew this was going to happen. Natalie and Sheila are playing stupid, saying they thought Matt was going up the whole time.

It's very tense in the house right now, and I feel an argument or two coming on.

Feeds Are Back!






And Chelsia is pissed! She's currently screaming at Adam, who's still acting like he's on her side. Matt comes out during this exchange, and begins complaining that he's heard that Chelsia has said a "lot of shit" about him.

Matt's complaining about how they all talk shit about him, and how he when he walks into a room they all stop talking. Oh, and your side doesn't? Now Sheila's outright lying to Josh about whether she knew about this.

Scott's Girl Chelsia.


Ok Scott, have to call you out here.

What is all this talk that Allison did more than just kiss Chelsia before she left? Shelia and Natalie have told both Matt and Adam in the last 15 minutes that they heard that Allison used her fingers to pleasure Chelsia as well.

The kicker though is that Allison is now being quoted as saying that Chelsia was smelly down there.

The story came from Ryan - I'm not sure who hasn't heard it yet - but I would guess it is everyone except James, Sharon and Joshua.

So Scott - fan of all things Chelsia - fact? Rumor?

Four Cams On This Meeting of the Minds


Attention, CBS camera people. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to see nothing but Adam, Sheila, and Natalie!

And as I wrote that sentence, all of the feeds went to Sharon and Josh! Ugh!

Boy, they're all pretty cocky today...which I guess they should be.




Edit: As I was struggling with blogger, the feeds went to flames. I think the drama is about to start!

Drama Over Easy

Who doesn't like drama with their morning coffee?

The houseguests were informed that the POV will take place very soon. And that all the clocks have been set forward.

Joshuah still believes that Matt is being put up, as Scott already said. He's now telling Sheila that he told Adam about the plan, and if Adam didn't follow the plan he would be put up next week. Sheila told Joshuah that Adam will follow the majority.

We may hate Sheila, but she's doing a good job at getting info from both sides. Joshuah believes that Sheila wants to be in their group, and has no trouble telling her their plan.

Matt and Adam are outside laughing at Jamesia/Joshuron because "they have no idea what's coming." Matt can't wait for them to see his face when he isn't put up. To me, Adam seems a little scared for his position in the house after his conversation with Joshuah. We'll see how this works out over the next few days.

Matt just went into the house, and Joshuah came out with Ryan. Ryan is "happy" Adam is on board with Joshuah's plan of evicting Matt. Matt's a liar and will constantly win POV, but never HOH. Joshuah is acting so cocky right now, and Adam and Ryan are acting pretty disinterested in what he has to say. Joshuah went inside, and now Ryan and Adam laughed and know they're keeping the plan they've discussed. This is good news for Scott...er...Chelsia, as Joshuah will tell Chelsia to use the POV on herself and not to keep herself on the block because Ryan is putting Matt up and the votes will go 5-1, the 1 being Natalie who will vote to evict Sharon.

Unfortunately I missed all of yesterday because of the storm in the Northeast. It knocked my power out when I was going to turn on the feeds. Today seems promising for a lot of entertainment. The storm is over, so bring on the drama!

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The Crap Is About To Hit The Fan


The POV ceremony is not far away and it looks like the plan is in effect 100% to put up James in Chelsia's place.

The hours after the ceremony are probably going to be brutal, Matt is fired up and knows that Chelsia, Josh, James and Sharon are expecting him to be nominated. He and Adam and Ryan have been laughing about the upcoming drama.

Actually Sharon seems the least sure but she isn't pushing the issue enough to cause a shake up.

I don't know how 'Big Brother' feels about this - I would guess if they think Matt makes better TV than James then they don't mind seeing this go down.

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

James on MTV Dating Show

After making fun of Matt's failed attempt to be on Passions, James just said he was on MTV's Next and "got naked on the bus and taint slapped a guy in the face with my balls". Oh boy.

Edit: He may have said he was on Next but it was actually Parental Control. Here's the clip.

Josh Is An Idiot!



He still thinks the deal is on. He asked Adam, and he would never lie! Sheila, of course, is dying to be in their group. At least he still knows Natalie's an idiot. Come on, wake up!


Interesting Tidbits About Sheila's Penthouse Life


From bb9spoilers:

7:35PM Big Brother Time: Shelia has gone outside with Matt and Adam on the lounge. Talking about the jobs they have had. Matt just asked Shelia what the craziest job she’s ever had. She said she has to think about it. Ryan just asked her if she’s ever accepted money for sex. She started giggling and said no. Then said she was offered a million dollars for sex and she turned it down. Now something about the Sultan of Bruni (little island of of sinapore), his brother Jeffery had women from all over the world went to meet him. She says she was one of them. She only did it because he was cute. But if he wasn’t she would never have gone. Apparently he was on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

7:50PM Big Brother Time: Talking about Shelia’s lifestyle while she was in the Penthouse mansion. The money she made [$650/wk]. She partied it all away. She has to sign in and out. No men were allowed in the mansion. She was lonely and held the record for the longest in the house. She was the first one to move in and one of the last to move out. She was there for 10 years. About 4 girls were in the house at one time. Never more. They weren’t like the Playboy mansion because he was really conservative and they didn’t party like that.

No, Chelsia!








After almost 24 hours, my girl Chelsia has figured out that Ryan isn't going to do what he has promised. She's finally seen that Ryan, Adam, and Matt are always together, and that Matt's actually being nice to Natalie (who also is being awfully cocky). After chatting with James about the situation, she moves on to Joshuah. Her plan is to confront Ryan, and if she doesn't get the answer she wants she says she's going to tell her that she's not taking herself down!



Don't do it, Chelsia!


Food Fight!

Damn! I walk away from the feeds for a bit to have dinner and I miss all the fun. James has spent the day creating a "house" out of slop, and a little bit ago he started a slop food fight with a Joshuah and a topless Chelsia. She the cleaned herself off in the outside shower, with a little help from James.



To see the uncensored shower scene, go to My Girl Chelsia. :)

Unitard Wars: BB8 Jen Vs. Sheila



Who do you think looks better?

Is Ryan Making the Right Move?



In some respects, I can understand why Ryan is attracted to the "bros" alliance. He and Adam have been friends from the beginning, and he's also one of the few who enjoys Matt's bullshit.

But is this a smart move for him? I don't think it is. Sheila's no real threat in the game; neither is Adam (despite his second place finish last week). Matt keeps bragging about how strong he and Natalie were, but they only have 2 POV's (with Amanda supposedly throwing one of those). Meanwhile, the "other" side has two HOH and POV victories.

Plus, Matt is unlikely to stay true to his word. His entire game plan has been to suck up to whomever is HOH. If Chelsia, Sharon, or James/Joshua (depending on this week's eviction) wins next week's HOH, Ryan will immediately be a distant memory.

Don't forget - everybody from that group promised Ryan two weeks without nomination if he puts up Matt. He doesn't have similar assurances from anybody on his side.

Saturday Afternoon Update




It's a hot day, so the majority of the house is sunning themselves. My girl Chelsia is in the pool with Joshuah. Poor Ryan is stuck inside listening to Sheila's rants about Chelsia, James, and Joshuah.

It's humorous how everybody thinks they have the inside track as to what Ryan's going to do. Some think Matt's still going up, while others believe it's James or Joshuah. It seems clear to me the "bro" alliance is the real one, and unfortunately Matt is safe.

round and round we go~

Everyone is up and about the house. Jamsia and Sharshuah are sunbathing and splashing around.

Sheila is stilllllllllllllll complaining about not getting the money, even though she's calmed down and gone back to lying about being bitter about the POV comp: "You need the money, you guys need the money." She also can't let Chelsia's single-mom comment go either. What a hen. "I'm freakin' 45 years old, I'd like to spank you [Chelsia] and wash your mouth out." I might not be opposed to that, though.

Sheila also believes that Joshuah is the big mastermind behind all things drama in the BB house. She even said Sharon doesn't deserve to go home, and that she's done "nothing" to prompt her eviction. Exactly. Being a crazy, gay man's friend doesn't hurt in taking the target off of her back. She knows what she's doing.

Ryan told Sheila he's thinking James, and Sheila quickly woosed out and agreed after going on for 10 minutes about how Joshuah should be the next to go.

Sheila is trying to make the unitard sexy. I miss BB8's Jen. :(

Sheila's Constant Whining


It's always something with this woman. She hated Allison when she was around, and then cried that she was her only friend when she was evicted. She hates Adam one moment, and then loves him the next.

Yesterday, she couldn't stop talking about the damned unitard. It was riding into her you-know-what, the "padding" she added to prevent that was uncomfortable, were they going to force her to wear it to bed, etc. etc. etc. Even Natalie is not as needy as this woman.

As much as I hated BB8's Jen, the one week she thrived was the day she had to don the unitard. Yes, it helped the Queen of attention whores bring the focus on to her, but she really had fun parading around in it. Not Sheila - it's just another reason why this game is so "hard" on her.