Expect the Unexpected

(I just realized Scott and Ash did a MUCH better job of describing this - so check it out here - Link Link Link)

Something may be up tonight. The HGs have been told to expect the unexpected - that they will hear a sound sometime in the future and will all have to assemble in the living room.

Now they are all being called into the Diary Room and that is unusual for this time of night so they all suspect something will happen tonight.

I haven't a clue but I can't stay up half the night waiting to see - so I'll let ya know tomorrow if something went on (or Scott perhaps).

night!

Gay Night? I Guess Not

Just in time for Showtime, Matt and James agreed to put on makeup. Of course, Matt thinks he's better looking than any of the girls in the house. Oh those wacky Big Brother kids!

Edit: Alas, nothing of the sort happened. In fact, it's a pretty boring night.

Adam's "Hooded Warrior" To The Rescue

For the past hour or so, a minimum of two feeds (but up to all four) have been focused on Sheila and Natalie's insipid conversation about everything and nothing. Seriously. Nothing worth hearing (or hadn't been said a thousand times before) was said through the whole conversation.

Saving us from more misery, Adam decided to "exercize" his love muscle in front of the pair. Well, we were saved for a couple of minutes, as the two mental patients are now outside chatting with a treadmilling Joshuah. Nat's informing him that Allison has told her the public wants her to stay because she's a "victim". Sheila acts shocked that the guys think nothing of showing their penises - "how would the guys like it if we showed our beavers?" Uh, they'd love it. Maybe not yours, my dear, but overall they'd approve.

Sheila also suggests that the boys use the shower to relieve themselves. James reply? "I already have." Hehehehe

Nat's best line of the night has to be the millionth telling that "I haven't seen a penis in like nine months!" I really can't wait for the day that fairy tale is revealed.

Ashley's Saturday Afternoon Report

I was away from the feeds today, but my pal Ashley sent me this update:

Expect the Unexpected

Allison is still trying to save herself. She had a long conversation with Sheila about the houseguests. She feels that Chelsia and James will be put up, and not Adam and Sheila. Sure, could be possible. That doesn't mean Allison is still safe in the house. Both were complaining about the way the houseguests are constantly talking about sex, and that their family and friends watching probably hate the way the men (errr, joshuah i'm sure) are speaking to the both of them. Allison said her dad is probably outside right now.

Sure.

Oh, and Allison adores Sheila and admires her for being a single mother and not having gone through school.

Eavesdroppers: Natalie, Joshuah, Sharon, James, Adam.

After they stopped listening to the conversation, Natalie went into her bedroom and Matt was reading a bible. I'm pretty sure Matt was just reading something so he wouldn't have to speak to Natalie, but he'd be better off sleeping. She's gonna want to share bible passages, followed by pleasuring Matt with her mouth in the only way that he'd enjoy. Joshuah and Chelsia were talking about how annoying it is that she's still around and that there aren't many people anymore. They now have to entertain Natalie and be the ones who get caught in a conversation with her.

Then came the Big Brother Fire and trivia. When the cams came back on, Sharon read a letter saying that in the next few weeks the houseguests would have to run to the living room every time they heard a "distinct sound," which was basically sound waves over the PA. No more info on that, except expect more fires and trivia, I'm sure.

I'm sure this "distinct sound" silliness has something to do with the unfinished Jericho tie-in.

James and Chelsia Oh My!

This is how partners work together!



And now she returns the favor:

America's Pimp a Total Failure

Ok, so he did get some mack time with Sharon last night (until Josh came into the room), but in a half hour time frame Matt struck out with everybody. Well, except for Natalie, whom he tried to avoid all night long. He even made an attempt to woo Sheila, saying he would take her into the bathroom and rock her world any time she wanted. Oh Matty!

Rest easy Scott - Chelsia was only playin.

Poor Scott was a bit depressed when he spied Matt and Chelsia kissing Thursday night. I had only seen screen caps but here is the incident on video, looks like Chelsia sort of did the giggling push away and shut Matt down.

Josh the C-Blocker!

After a half hour of mainly lies (and hiding in the bathroom when a drunk Natalie came looking for him), Matt made his move on Sharon. Too bad for him that Joshuah showed up a minute later. Oh, and he also said that if he received oral treats, he'd be bragging to the whole house.



Meanwhile, Allison is playing chess by herself. She definitely knows she's screwed. She did tell Natalie that Matt was upstairs. "Hmmm", was Nat's response.

The World According to Matt

Matt's upstairs talking to Sharon, and he believes that Allison and James are in cahoots with Allison and Ryan. His theory? They weren't excited when Matt and Natalie won P.O.V.

Hey doofus - they weren't jumping for joy because they know they're probably now going to be up when you save yourself. As Lil would say, sheesh!

ZZZZZZZZZ

Even though BB has provided the house guests with beer, it's a pretty boring night in the house. So far, the majority of the house is just lounging in the hot tub babbling about nothing. Sheila claims that the Hells Angels are the greatest guys; Chelsia talks about the typical guys she dates (shaved heads are a recent trend), and Natalie makes weird faces for the boys. Oh, and everybody at some point make fun of Allison's use of the word "amazing".

The most humorous moment occurred when Sheila attempted to play matchmaker. Even though both James and my girl Chelsia announced they were more like brother and sister than boyfriend and girlfriend, she kept pushing the subject. James' look in this pic says it all.

P.O.V. Results - Natalie and Matt FTW!

After four hours of trivia, the feeds just returned. It appears that they had to put together some sort of puzzle, and of course Allison was the first to "get it". Unfortunately for her, she wasn't the first to complete it. It's initially a bit unclear as to who did win, but judging from the celebration it seems that it was Matt and Natalie (which is indeed the case). Interestingly, Sheila seems to feel a bit sorry for Allison.
The line of the night (and one sure to be repeated for the next two days) comes from Allison, who claims that in every competition her and Ryan have been one second/one position from winning. Sure you have.

Plotting and Scheming and Gossiping, Oh My!

These people could work for a cable news network the way they spin the truth. Joshuah and Sharon continue to babble over and over (along with Sheila and Chelsia for awhile) about the same tired points.


Meanwhile, after being told by Matt that Natalie's not allowed to speak because she's easily swayed by anybody (hehehe), Allison takes her into the sauna. After two or three "I adore you's", Allison tells her that the plan is to act like being nominated doesn't bother them. Yeah, right. Oh, and that she has never said anything bad about any of these mean people. "I'm just a really nice person." Sure you are.

Does anyone listen to the podcasts?

Just curious cause I have no stats on it. See the little thing on the right? I call in and record a few times a week and I know on ilovereality.com people listen to it - but I wasn't sure if anyone did here.

Let me know!!!

No Surprises In Nominations

As expected, it's Allison/Ryan and Matt/Natalie.

People seem to be in pretty good spirits, though, with the exception of Matt and Joshuah. Allison say, "it's not that bad the second time around."

Allison Will Try Anything To Save Herself!

Let's start with the late morning blowup with Joshuah:

Joshuah: I can't wait to send you home...

A few minutes later..

Allison: You're a crazy motherf'er.
Joshuah: No one likes you... you cyclops.

After Josh makes fun of her for wearing the same "ugly dress" twice on national television:




Allison: I can't wait to meet Chase...I wonder who Chase (Josh's boyfriend) is out F'ing right now.
Joshuah: Don't worry... nobody wants to do that to you.
Allison: I don't want to get butt f'd. Only gay people do that.
Joshuah: C-nt.

She now gets in Josh's face:

Joshuah: Stay back and give me the 5 feet.
Allison: That only applies to you. The producers said you have to stay 5 feet from me.

Josh and Sharon then have a meeting with the rest of the house, where Allison is pretty much a unanimous choice to be put up...with Matt and Natalie acting as pawns.

After the food competition, there's a conversation involving Joshuah, James and Chelsia:

Joshuah: Sharon's taking care of Matt and Natalie. I'm gonna pull yours and James' key second...I'm gonna tell Ryan, I've really enjoyed you in this game, and I think you got a bad deal having Jen here, and now having Allison. Allison is the fakest, most manipulative person in the house, and for the house's best interest, I think she needs to go.
Chelsia: Allison's so mad, she may just win PoV out of spite.
Josh: No problem - then we vote out Matt & Natalie. You and James win HoH next week and get rid of Allison then.
Chelsia: (imitates Allison) "I determine who wins the money"

A few minutes later, Allison tries to make a deal with Sharon and Joshuah. She blames Sheila for the lesbian story, and Ryan for voting out Alex and Amanda. Joshuah says the producers told him they never said he had to stay five feet away, and she responds that she was told differently. Furthermore, she thought everything that happened yesterday was a big joke, that her medications are the blame for her actions, and if they were to team up they could "take down the whole house" because (time for one of her cliches) she "adores" them.

I found YouTube vids of much of Allison's insanity. They're worth watching.

Allison's a Broken Record

My beautiful friend Ashley (who is frequently seen in the comments sections here) summed up my feelings about Allison earlier today on RadioGoldFans:

Words/phrases i never want to hear out of Allison's mouth again but i know i will:

honestly
to be honest
i was on the block for 14 days
amanda made my life hell
jen made my life hell
that's not how i meant it
seriously
i've only watched one season
that's not why i made my decision
ryan makes all the decisions

I would also add "that doesn't bother me" and "I'm not mad but...", and I think we should make a drinking game out of her babbling.

I'm Heartbroken

Chelsia and Matt just snuck into the food closet to make out for a few seconds. Ewwwwwwwwwww! Not just friendly kisses, either.

I was too shocked to take screencaps.

(edit by Mike - found one for ya Scott!)

Oh Sheila!

By revelling in Allison's upcoming nomination, Sheila's also doing everything she can to ensure that she's not nominated. She wants to be able to vote, so Allison will know it was her that got her evicted. But putting her up as a pawn would be a mistake, because they're not good at competitions. Josh agrees with her assessment, but refrains from promising not to nominate her.

Meanwhile, Allison is claiming she's going to get Joshuah kicked out because he supposedly threatened her and got in her face while they were arguing.

I didn't hear this part of the conversation but Joker's Wild reports that "Allison saying Josh said he was gonna strangle her and then got 2 feet from her face and called her a cunt and whore and swung key in face. Ryan keeps saying dont let him get to you this is what he wants. Meanwhile josh and sheila and nat laughing in bedroom cause diary room told josh to keep his distance cause allison thinks josh is nuts and sincerely wants to kill her."

Poor Allison (Sarcasm)

This is getting interesting very quickly. Joshuah and Sharon have wasted no time in proclaiming that Allison will be gone next week. For some reason, Matt is asking them to be civil, which makes Joshuah laugh. Meanwhile, Allison is proclaiming that it's because of her that Matt and Natalie are still in the house. Deluded girl.





Oooh, it gets better. Allison told Matt that her protecting him has screwed up her game and put her in this place. Allison explains that Josh wanted Alex and Amanda to stay and says says this (being nominated) wont affect me one iota and that will drive Josh nuts. Alllison says she was ready to answer one sec behind Sharon and "knocking people out is wrong". Say what? Allison also says she would never ALLOW ryan to talk to a woman the way Josh talked to her before and saying she hopes to push him till he hits her. Good move.

In another room, Sheila is saying how she wants Allison to leave so she can "get the help she needs". Um, as messed up as Allison is, it's Sheila that needs the help.

Julie States Next Week's Evicted Couple "Gets a Surprise Nobody Will See Coming"

It's in the recap, but I want to point out again that Julie (more than) hinted that the couples are going to be split up this week. So they are going a full season!

Edited to add: I guess many of us heard it wrong. Here's Julie's exact quote - "You won't want to miss this. The evicted couple will get a surprise that nobody will see coming." It could mean a lot of things, such as choosing a couple to return or mixing up two couples of their choice. Or it really could mean that only one of them will go.