Ashley's Saturday Afternoon Report

I was away from the feeds today, but my pal Ashley sent me this update:

Expect the Unexpected

Allison is still trying to save herself. She had a long conversation with Sheila about the houseguests. She feels that Chelsia and James will be put up, and not Adam and Sheila. Sure, could be possible. That doesn't mean Allison is still safe in the house. Both were complaining about the way the houseguests are constantly talking about sex, and that their family and friends watching probably hate the way the men (errr, joshuah i'm sure) are speaking to the both of them. Allison said her dad is probably outside right now.

Sure.

Oh, and Allison adores Sheila and admires her for being a single mother and not having gone through school.

Eavesdroppers: Natalie, Joshuah, Sharon, James, Adam.

After they stopped listening to the conversation, Natalie went into her bedroom and Matt was reading a bible. I'm pretty sure Matt was just reading something so he wouldn't have to speak to Natalie, but he'd be better off sleeping. She's gonna want to share bible passages, followed by pleasuring Matt with her mouth in the only way that he'd enjoy. Joshuah and Chelsia were talking about how annoying it is that she's still around and that there aren't many people anymore. They now have to entertain Natalie and be the ones who get caught in a conversation with her.

Then came the Big Brother Fire and trivia. When the cams came back on, Sharon read a letter saying that in the next few weeks the houseguests would have to run to the living room every time they heard a "distinct sound," which was basically sound waves over the PA. No more info on that, except expect more fires and trivia, I'm sure.

I'm sure this "distinct sound" silliness has something to do with the unfinished Jericho tie-in.