James on MTV Dating Show

After making fun of Matt's failed attempt to be on Passions, James just said he was on MTV's Next and "got naked on the bus and taint slapped a guy in the face with my balls". Oh boy.

Edit: He may have said he was on Next but it was actually Parental Control. Here's the clip.

Josh Is An Idiot!

He still thinks the deal is on. He asked Adam, and he would never lie! Sheila, of course, is dying to be in their group. At least he still knows Natalie's an idiot. Come on, wake up!

Interesting Tidbits About Sheila's Penthouse Life

From bb9spoilers:

7:35PM Big Brother Time: Shelia has gone outside with Matt and Adam on the lounge. Talking about the jobs they have had. Matt just asked Shelia what the craziest job she’s ever had. She said she has to think about it. Ryan just asked her if she’s ever accepted money for sex. She started giggling and said no. Then said she was offered a million dollars for sex and she turned it down. Now something about the Sultan of Bruni (little island of of sinapore), his brother Jeffery had women from all over the world went to meet him. She says she was one of them. She only did it because he was cute. But if he wasn’t she would never have gone. Apparently he was on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

7:50PM Big Brother Time: Talking about Shelia’s lifestyle while she was in the Penthouse mansion. The money she made [$650/wk]. She partied it all away. She has to sign in and out. No men were allowed in the mansion. She was lonely and held the record for the longest in the house. She was the first one to move in and one of the last to move out. She was there for 10 years. About 4 girls were in the house at one time. Never more. They weren’t like the Playboy mansion because he was really conservative and they didn’t party like that.

No, Chelsia!

After almost 24 hours, my girl Chelsia has figured out that Ryan isn't going to do what he has promised. She's finally seen that Ryan, Adam, and Matt are always together, and that Matt's actually being nice to Natalie (who also is being awfully cocky). After chatting with James about the situation, she moves on to Joshuah. Her plan is to confront Ryan, and if she doesn't get the answer she wants she says she's going to tell her that she's not taking herself down!



Don't do it, Chelsia!

Food Fight!

Damn! I walk away from the feeds for a bit to have dinner and I miss all the fun. James has spent the day creating a "house" out of slop, and a little bit ago he started a slop food fight with a Joshuah and a topless Chelsia. She the cleaned herself off in the outside shower, with a little help from James.



To see the uncensored shower scene, go to My Girl Chelsia. :)

Unitard Wars: BB8 Jen Vs. Sheila

Who do you think looks better?

Is Ryan Making the Right Move?

In some respects, I can understand why Ryan is attracted to the "bros" alliance. He and Adam have been friends from the beginning, and he's also one of the few who enjoys Matt's bullshit.

But is this a smart move for him? I don't think it is. Sheila's no real threat in the game; neither is Adam (despite his second place finish last week). Matt keeps bragging about how strong he and Natalie were, but they only have 2 POV's (with Amanda supposedly throwing one of those). Meanwhile, the "other" side has two HOH and POV victories.

Plus, Matt is unlikely to stay true to his word. His entire game plan has been to suck up to whomever is HOH. If Chelsia, Sharon, or James/Joshua (depending on this week's eviction) wins next week's HOH, Ryan will immediately be a distant memory.

Don't forget - everybody from that group promised Ryan two weeks without nomination if he puts up Matt. He doesn't have similar assurances from anybody on his side.

Saturday Afternoon Update

It's a hot day, so the majority of the house is sunning themselves. My girl Chelsia is in the pool with Joshuah. Poor Ryan is stuck inside listening to Sheila's rants about Chelsia, James, and Joshuah.

It's humorous how everybody thinks they have the inside track as to what Ryan's going to do. Some think Matt's still going up, while others believe it's James or Joshuah. It seems clear to me the "bro" alliance is the real one, and unfortunately Matt is safe.

round and round we go~

Everyone is up and about the house. Jamsia and Sharshuah are sunbathing and splashing around.

Sheila is stilllllllllllllll complaining about not getting the money, even though she's calmed down and gone back to lying about being bitter about the POV comp: "You need the money, you guys need the money." She also can't let Chelsia's single-mom comment go either. What a hen. "I'm freakin' 45 years old, I'd like to spank you [Chelsia] and wash your mouth out." I might not be opposed to that, though.

Sheila also believes that Joshuah is the big mastermind behind all things drama in the BB house. She even said Sharon doesn't deserve to go home, and that she's done "nothing" to prompt her eviction. Exactly. Being a crazy, gay man's friend doesn't hurt in taking the target off of her back. She knows what she's doing.

Ryan told Sheila he's thinking James, and Sheila quickly woosed out and agreed after going on for 10 minutes about how Joshuah should be the next to go.

Sheila is trying to make the unitard sexy. I miss BB8's Jen. :(

Sheila's Constant Whining

It's always something with this woman. She hated Allison when she was around, and then cried that she was her only friend when she was evicted. She hates Adam one moment, and then loves him the next.

Yesterday, she couldn't stop talking about the damned unitard. It was riding into her you-know-what, the "padding" she added to prevent that was uncomfortable, were they going to force her to wear it to bed, etc. etc. etc. Even Natalie is not as needy as this woman.

As much as I hated BB8's Jen, the one week she thrived was the day she had to don the unitard. Yes, it helped the Queen of attention whores bring the focus on to her, but she really had fun parading around in it. Not Sheila - it's just another reason why this game is so "hard" on her.

Chelsia Gossips With Josh

While Matt, Adam, and Ryan plot her partner's demise, my girl Chelsia chats with Joshuah about how her and James became closer during their reign as HOH. She says she always made fun of reality "showmances", and now finds herself in one. There's also some laughter over the stupidity of some of their fellow house guests.

Natalie's line of the night - "Just because I have big fake titties doesn't mean I'm dumb." Yeah, it does.

No More Operation Bro?

I'm depressed once again. Matt is up in the HOH, and knows all. Now him, Ryan, and Adam are in cahoots together, and James is now the target. I fully expect that to happen.

This is scary, since everybody seems to think Alex will be the person that returns next week. Those four together could run for quite some time.

Shelia Tells Natalie All

Sounds like she is bitter about not getting anything out of the POV except the red suit. She says it shows her what the other HGs think about her so she isn't going to keep quiet about the plan to back door Matt.

She has not told Natalie that the plan is on to back door Matt - that they need to work on Ryan NOT to put Matt up. She tells Natalie that Ryan told everyone how Natalie had passed on the info.

And NOW Shelia is telling Ryan that all the other HGs have said that they know Ryan will never win the final prize. Ryan is either a really good liar or he is believing what she says - she has told him that his two biggest allies are Natalie and Adam (huh?). She is encouraging Ryan to put up Joshua in Chelsia's place instead of Matt.

I LOVE NON COUPLES BIG BROTHER!!! The plot changes every couple of hours!!!!

My Girl Chelsia!

I don't know why I didn't do this earlier, but I have just unveiled My Girl Chelsia. There's not much there so yet, but I do have a great archive of pics that I'll be uploading over the course of this weekend. :)

We're Stronger Than They Are.

The New Delusion.

Natalie and Sharon are feeding each other's ego currently. Sheila just told Natalie that they are stronger than "they" are, meaning Joshuah, Sharon, Chelsia, and James.

Wow. Ok.

Sheila explained to Natalie Ryan's new plan - to have Matt evicted, and he never really wanted Chelsia to leave. Natalie says this is not true, that Ryan gave her his word that Sharon would be the one to go home even if Matt was on the block because he would be the tie breaking vote. Both agree that Ryan would be stupid to side with Joshuah, Sharon, Chelsia, and James. Sheila knows Natalie is a pawn to get Matt out of the house, which isn't sitting well with Nat.

Sheila is now talking to Ryan. She wanted to make sure he knew she wasn't mad at him for the money, and that if he happened to side with "those people," he would be backdoored next week without a doubt in her mind. She tells Ryan the people to protect him are Adam and Matt. Ryan says he's screwed no matter what really, and he needs some kind of protection for when he is no longer HOH. Sheila is telling Ryan that Joshuah needs to go. He's the "ring leader" and Sharon will switch sides once Joshuah is gone. Ryan just wants to know who is on his side after this, and that will sway who he puts up. Ryan says Joshuah and Matt have both lied to him, but he trusts Matt a lot more. Ryan just said he could "stir up some major shit." Nice. This boring night might turn into something.

Natalie will be in the HOH room at some point tonight to give Ryan a piece of her mind, and also to paint him in bright sparkly pink nail polish on a paper towel.

Sequestered Sharon

If I get tooled on for this, so be it. It just hit me that Sharon was sequestered, so she probably has an idea that someone is coming back, just no idea when. I'm sure she expects it soon, and hopes that it is someone who would be on her side. Since being put up on the block, she hasn't been so trusting of anyone, not even former partner Joshuah. She definitely hasn't said anything to anyone, or else we would have heard about it.

Matt fell asleep on the hammock, and Natalie is still sleeping. Crazy.

Adam and Matt are talking about who Ryan might put up. Matt isn't worried, and Adam says Joshuah would make more sense to be put up.

Argh.

Natalie just woke up, and immediately went outside. She's about to do Laundry and wants to do dear Matty's.

Matt did say he was doing to make an effort to be nicer to her, but I don't know how long it will last.

Funny conversation I just heard.

Matt: They're gonna backdoor me Natty.
Natalie: Says who?
Matt: I'm joking.

Well, they won't be surprised if Ryan puts him up.

Sheila played the 'single mom' card during POV comp!

As Sheila is yapping away to Adam, she just said that Adam gave her the money and Ryan took it away even though she's a "SINGLE MOM"!!! Apparently someone made that comment to her that ohhh you played that card! but I didn't hear who it was.

She is trying to tell Adam that he's not safe and they're all out to get "them". Saying that none of them are his friends. Funny how much she likes him now. Why she keeps saying "us" to him like their still a team, I don't know.

Another thing I've noticed with Sheila is she is always yapping about the game. She never just sits and shoots the shit.

OH NOZZZZ the return of the red bodysuit

And Sheila is wearing it. Yuck. Memories of Jen in it. However I don't think Sheila will be pulling it off like she did. She's already complaining about it riding up her ummmm stuff.

Chelsia's Safe - I'm Back!

As I stated yesterday, I refrained from watching the feeds ever since I heard that my girl Chelsia was nominated. I did view a bit of Showtime last night, but it was so boring that I was actually asleep before my customary 1 a.m. bedtime. The only entertaining portion of the broadcast was Natalie stating she doesn't believe in evolution, and changing the subject when Matt started talking about how Genesis is not to be taken literally. Oh yeah, and my girl Chelsia describing the piercings she has on her surely flawless "special" area.

But today is another day...and it's much improved. Everybody has figured out that Matt is full of crap, and that Natalie cares nothing about the game and only about nabbing "America's Pimp". God, I hope the plans to give him the boot go through as planned.

Yet not all is perfect, as you can see by this picture of Sheila in a unitard.

Hey Mr. Big Brother feed cam chooser!

Can you give us something better to watch? I'm sure there is something going on somewhere in the house. I really don't think all 4 cam feeds need to be on Matt and he lays alone in the hammock.

Even if the 2 close up cams make it look like he's jacking...