Lies, Drugs, and Plans of Thievery

Overheard an hour or so ago:

James: Did you know Alex owns the DJ company, by the way?
Joshuah: Oh, really?
Sharon: Jacob told me from the very beginning, those guys have moneeeyyy.
James: Plus he's got settlement money from 9-11.
Joshuah: How's that work?
James: They government gave them all over a million dollars... Then again, Matty was a coke dealer, so he's got plenty too.

Sharon: G-d that pisses me off.
Joshuah: I thought he was an employee...
James: He told everyone that.
Joshuah: That pisses me off cuz it's like poor me... Carrying the cross around is retarded.

Joshuah: So I'm wondering who it would be best to get out next week.. Allison and Ryan or Amanda and Alex. And I'm bothered by his comment that if he makes it one more week, he'll outlast James.

Sharon: Now I'm worried about Allison and Ryan.. cuz if we're the only vote that keeps Amanda and Alex, then we're screwed.
Chelsia: Don't worry. I'll keep on Allison.

Sharon: Shit. Matt and Nati have got to go.

James: I wanna go in the food comp with Amanda and Alex next week and throw it purposely, so they stay on slop. Then we also gotta throw away the pickles, the honey, all that crap...

Joshuah: We're gonna starve out our opponents... and get rid of the sugar.. cuz Amanda needs it.


Joshuah: It was fun, much needed, and I feel like Natalie got her last hurrah out.

There's not a lot going on today. The sun is out, so the bikinis are still on as they lay out in the sun. There's very little game talk, outside of concerns over what CBS will or will not show from last night.

Speaking of last night, three things made me laugh:

1. James' impression of Ron Jeremy. Ok, he really didn't imitate him, but he's naturally similar in one regard.

2. Natalie's non-stop questioning of the three women who didn't participate in the swimming pool escapades. "Why didn't you come out with us? We had fun." Ohmigod, they answered you the first time.

3. Stupid Matt unsuccessfully trying to kiss Allison. Sitting at the table, Chelsia came over and kissed her. Matt attempted the same move, with Allison recoiling in horror and covering her mouth. "Kiss me, woman," was the classy reply, and he seemed truly shocked that she had no desire to make out with him.

Dr. Amanduh

Amanda's been on a tangent on STDs/HPV/Health.

"You can't function with AIDS."

We did find out that she has a rabbit, and lost 15 pounds after a colonic...speaking of which if you don't have the feed you are missing out...there have been some great ass shots of her in her pink bikini. I have such a heart for girls that say "supposebly". Go team Party Poopers.