Saturday, February 23, 2008

Matt's An Idiot, Part 5874


They're discussing BB8, and Evil Dick. Matt's saying that he would have been booted off the show because he wouldn't have taken Dick's shit. Amanda asked if he won because he was a good player or if the other players were awful, and he replied by describing how stupid they were.

Sorry, Matt, but you would have been completely outplayed by almost any of them...which says a lot about you.

I Almost Missed Allison and Chelsia Hotness!

















Explain this pic to me:



Funniest Fight Ever!

Matt and Natalie fighting is beyond ridiculous. Matt denies, denies, denies, and then says he's sorry. My favorite line is when she complains that he doesn't talk to her all day - it's not "just" because he's not attracted to her. Many of their lines have the entire house laughing.

Matt and Natalie relationship on Sunday's show.

On CBS tonight I saw preview for the next BB. On it the announcer made reference to the fact that one couple had been broken up (Jen and Ryan) but now there is another one in the house.

It went on to show how Natalie is hung up on Matt and Matt is a 'player.'



And as I type this Natalie just ran into the house crying because she is unhappy with the way Matt treats her.

She finally told Allison earlier today that she and Matt had actually 'kissed' - what she still hasn't told anyone is that she has given him at least two blowjobs. Matt has told a couple people - Alex and Parker.

I have a feeling if the women knew what Matt and Natalie had done they might feel slightly differently about the situation.

Matt is completely pissed off and worried that the drama with Natalie is going to get him evicted.

Does Sheila take the sexi out of everything?

As the fun starts happening, my attention is grabbed by the girls telling the guys about pussy farts, getting it from behind, etc. Next comment is Sheila talking about smelling feet. WTF?

Natalie Booty




Natalie's a Silly Goose!












Natalie wanted to be a human ring toss, but BB made her get off the table before they started spinning it.

For The Ladies: Rockin' With Their C***s (Almost) Out



















Of course, Natalie can't be left out of this game!























Ooooh, and Chelsia!!!









Tune Into Showtime Tonight!


















It appears that the producers are timing the margharita party to ensure plenty of drunken material for Showtime. Currently, they're all sitting outside waiting for the booze to arrive.


















Natalie and Chelsia have agreed to recreate the striptease show from earlier this week. I can't wait!

Bikini Day! (Edit: Oops, It's Not!)






Natalie actually looks cute today.

But where are Sheila, Allison, and Chelsia's bikinis?





A Question For the Ladies


Last night, the majority of the evening consisted of Sheila ranting and raving about Adam. According to her, he is constantly abusing her verbally, and if CBS doesn't do something about it she's walking out or is somehow going to force Sharon and Joshuah to use the P.O.V. so she can be evicted.

I just don't see it. For the most part, he spends his time as far away from her as possible. If she's inside, he's outside playing pool. If she's outside, he's lying around in one of the bedrooms with Ryan.

Occassionally, he does snip at her, but it's always in response to her bitching at him. Usually, he can't finish a sentence without her threatening him.

Am I seeing this situation correctly? Is there something I'm missing? Yes, Adam is no prize, and I'd be pissed if he was my partner. But would this psycho be happy with anybody outside of a svelte middle-aged millionaire? Even then, I think she'd concoct some crazy stories.