Expect the Unexpected

(I just realized Scott and Ash did a MUCH better job of describing this - so check it out here - Link Link Link)

Something may be up tonight. The HGs have been told to expect the unexpected - that they will hear a sound sometime in the future and will all have to assemble in the living room.

Now they are all being called into the Diary Room and that is unusual for this time of night so they all suspect something will happen tonight.

I haven't a clue but I can't stay up half the night waiting to see - so I'll let ya know tomorrow if something went on (or Scott perhaps).

night!

Gay Night? I Guess Not

Just in time for Showtime, Matt and James agreed to put on makeup. Of course, Matt thinks he's better looking than any of the girls in the house. Oh those wacky Big Brother kids!

Edit: Alas, nothing of the sort happened. In fact, it's a pretty boring night.

Adam's "Hooded Warrior" To The Rescue

For the past hour or so, a minimum of two feeds (but up to all four) have been focused on Sheila and Natalie's insipid conversation about everything and nothing. Seriously. Nothing worth hearing (or hadn't been said a thousand times before) was said through the whole conversation.

Saving us from more misery, Adam decided to "exercize" his love muscle in front of the pair. Well, we were saved for a couple of minutes, as the two mental patients are now outside chatting with a treadmilling Joshuah. Nat's informing him that Allison has told her the public wants her to stay because she's a "victim". Sheila acts shocked that the guys think nothing of showing their penises - "how would the guys like it if we showed our beavers?" Uh, they'd love it. Maybe not yours, my dear, but overall they'd approve.

Sheila also suggests that the boys use the shower to relieve themselves. James reply? "I already have." Hehehehe

Nat's best line of the night has to be the millionth telling that "I haven't seen a penis in like nine months!" I really can't wait for the day that fairy tale is revealed.

Ashley's Saturday Afternoon Report

I was away from the feeds today, but my pal Ashley sent me this update:

Expect the Unexpected

Allison is still trying to save herself. She had a long conversation with Sheila about the houseguests. She feels that Chelsia and James will be put up, and not Adam and Sheila. Sure, could be possible. That doesn't mean Allison is still safe in the house. Both were complaining about the way the houseguests are constantly talking about sex, and that their family and friends watching probably hate the way the men (errr, joshuah i'm sure) are speaking to the both of them. Allison said her dad is probably outside right now.

Sure.

Oh, and Allison adores Sheila and admires her for being a single mother and not having gone through school.

Eavesdroppers: Natalie, Joshuah, Sharon, James, Adam.

After they stopped listening to the conversation, Natalie went into her bedroom and Matt was reading a bible. I'm pretty sure Matt was just reading something so he wouldn't have to speak to Natalie, but he'd be better off sleeping. She's gonna want to share bible passages, followed by pleasuring Matt with her mouth in the only way that he'd enjoy. Joshuah and Chelsia were talking about how annoying it is that she's still around and that there aren't many people anymore. They now have to entertain Natalie and be the ones who get caught in a conversation with her.

Then came the Big Brother Fire and trivia. When the cams came back on, Sharon read a letter saying that in the next few weeks the houseguests would have to run to the living room every time they heard a "distinct sound," which was basically sound waves over the PA. No more info on that, except expect more fires and trivia, I'm sure.

I'm sure this "distinct sound" silliness has something to do with the unfinished Jericho tie-in.

James and Chelsia Oh My!

This is how partners work together!



And now she returns the favor:

America's Pimp a Total Failure

Ok, so he did get some mack time with Sharon last night (until Josh came into the room), but in a half hour time frame Matt struck out with everybody. Well, except for Natalie, whom he tried to avoid all night long. He even made an attempt to woo Sheila, saying he would take her into the bathroom and rock her world any time she wanted. Oh Matty!

Rest easy Scott - Chelsia was only playin.

Poor Scott was a bit depressed when he spied Matt and Chelsia kissing Thursday night. I had only seen screen caps but here is the incident on video, looks like Chelsia sort of did the giggling push away and shut Matt down.