Big Brother 9 Gossip: 03/21/08

Friday, March 21, 2008

I'll Stoop Low.

Natalie is telling Chelsia that she's hotter than her because she has bigger boobs. And that she would never stoop as low as Chelsia.

Chelsia: I'll stoop low. I'll stoop lowwwwww.

Chelsia brings up Matt's lazy eye.

And now we have fire.

WTF.

It's getting good. And I get fire!!!!

THANK YOU!

Chelsia and Natalie are getting into it.

Chelsia called her a "Trailer trash cunt" and got down on her for her abortions aka "murders."

Thank you, Chelsia.

No one wants to see you crying. We want to see this!

It's not over! Chelsia is waiting for her to come out from hiding now.

She's not doing much to save herself by yelling, but I'd rather watch this than a whiny brat.

She's not even trying

Sure, you're as good as gone. But this is about $500,000, Chelsia. Stop moping around. Quit your crying. Go prove to the other houseguests why you're good to have in the house. Go tell houseguests why it's a good thing to evict another houseguest. Ya know, everyone is hating on Sheila. Stir some shit! Stop being a fuckin punk and get your act together!

Matt did it. Allison tried. James tried. For fuck's sake, Alex did it and he didn't have a shot in hell.

If this is how Chelsia is going out, I'll hate that I ever supported her. I hope her attitude changes.

All Hell Is Gonna Break Loose!

According to Sheila.

Sheila is talking a big game. All alcohol influenced. I know she hasn't had much, but she just said "scenerial."

If she wins HOH, these people are not her targets:
Sharon
Joshuah
Chelsia
James
Natalie
Adam
Ryan

As Joshuah points out...YOU'RE OUT OF PEOPLE. Joshuah is doing a great job tooling on her.

Sheila, put down the booze. You're making no sense. But we're laughing at you.

So. To sum it all up, you guys have not seen what Sheila can do. If she gets backdoored, you will see her get crazy. CRAZY. She will win HOH this week. And all hell is gonna break loose. But nobody is on her target list.

I'm really excited for all the craziness that Sheila is going to bring. Sense the sarcasm.

Is Sheila Talking Her Way On To The Block?

Sheila is continuing her non-stop babbling, and it's starting to get to even those on her side. Natalie is hiding up in the HOH, "counting votes". Adam is so tired of her that he left the hot tub to join Natalie, where his first statement was "(Sheila) has to go!"

It's doubtful this will happen, though, as just a minute or so later Natalie once again started repeating every sin of the J/C/J/S alliance. Well, first she had to ask how many times four goes into eight. And that God just has to help her win HOH next week. I thought you weren't supposed to ask God for stuff like that.

Five Days Until Scott's Last Post?

Just guessing.... ;)

Sheila Finds Out The Truth About Natalie's Late Night Adventures

At some point, Chelsia had called out Natalie about her undercover activities. Nat, though, had told Sheila that it wasn't true. Ryan just confirmed the story, saying that not only had Matt confessed but he had heard them. Of course, she is SHOCKED!!!

Oh boy, in comparing her relationship with Matt to Chelsia and James, Natalie just said that "Matty would never risk losing his ex-girlfriend for anyone except me".

Sad News For Ryan

Ryan received news that his grandfather, who he knew when he left was dying, passed away.

PrincessSheila, showing deep concern, turns the story so she gets a chance to talk just about her grandmother's death.

Way to be comforting.

What Naps Do For Your Face

This is what a five hour nap does to a girl.

Sexy, huh?

Sheila Versus Natalie

Oooh, Who May Be Going Up?

Well, Sharon has offered herself up because she can handle being nominated better than Josh. Meanwhile, everybody (including Adam, Ryan, and Natalie) are getting tired of Sheila (or so they say). Sheila just asked Adam to go chat in private, and he snapped that she should just say what she wants right there, as he'll just come back and tell everybody what was said. Once again, she's bringing up the child card, and that she should be exempt from nasty talk because of him.

Chelsia is doing her own sorts of campaigning, promising Nat that if she's evicted she's gonna have sex with Matt. "Good luck with that. He is pretty into his girlfriend that he has in real life." Hehehehe.

Edit: So what has set everybody off is an exchange that occurred between Josh and Sheila during the competition. Sheila's so pissed that she claims she would have taken Chelsia down if she had won (a big if). Both Adam and Natalie told her she needs to stop playing the kid card, which caused her to ask them why everybody is now playing against her.

Oh God, Sharon just used the "no I in team" cliche to explain why she's volunteering to go up.

No Oral For James...

...as he won POV! It appears they had to drink gross stuff, and of course Sheila's bitching about something. Funny how the best player (Sheila) failed again.

Edit - here's a list of things they had to drink:
wasabi
catfish
cabbage and rootbeer
Big brother Blood
Pig with something
Ridiculous hangover had antacid in it
Tea and tonic
Chipotle

And We Get Trivia!

I should have known we wouldn't get to see the return of Evel Dick. I'm pretty disappointed, as what we'll end up seeing is an edited version that will inevitably leave out some of the highlights. I'd love to see what he has to say to everybody in the house.