I see your true [rainbow] colors shining...

So Amanda is the new target. During the battle, Joshuah made a rude-ass comment about her father committing suicide:

Chelsia: ..or [give Amanda] a noose
Joshuah: ..like her dad

Chelsia surprised me in her blowout against Amanda. The isolation is getting to everyone. Joshuah's rape accusation is pretty serious, he should probably watch what he says. Alex's face turned white when that word was thrown out there. I usually am into the gay man persona, but because I disagree with most of what he screamed at her in front of the entire house [cunt, horse-face, whore] I think he's just a total dickhead who's out of line. Yes, even I think there's a line. I like Amanda..and I dig her genuine demeanor. I don't think she's done anything that gives someone permission to degrade her the way she has been. She's been in the DR for a while now, probably looking adorable while crying. Hopefully Amanda will come out stronger, and lay down the law to her poor-man's, Ryan Phillipe partner. I love that cunt.

It seems like the couples keep forgetting they're playing together. The inconsistency between the couples is making me feel like this season isn't what it can be. I also cannot stand the pack mentality among these people. High school never ends.

Allison's jealousy about Ryan not being able to fuck her gambling gash is so annoying. Why isn't anyone calling her out on this shit? Big Brother isn't a personal dating service, they had no clue there were couples until they got to the house. Sheila and Allison need to get their old asses in check. They're, as Matt would say, gaaaahhhbage.

B

Edit: The producers gave Amanda a picture of her father, and she's been crying since she's walked up into her room. Only Jen and Sharon have come up to see it. Also, Amanda is in fact adorable when she cries.

Fight! Fight!

People are starting to figure out that any drama in the house somehow includes Amanda.

Oooooh, my girl Chelsia (along with Joshuah) are now calling her out. Josh threw out a few c-words, and Chelsia did a great imitation of Amanda parading around showing her ass.

Finally - Sharon in a Bikini

Of course, just hours after I complained that I had no skin-baring shots of Sharon she shows up in the hot tub.

What does Ryan know? Will Matt get more than one woman?

OK, I am trying to figure this out. Does Ryan realize that Jen might be going home? Is he stupid or is he playing along and letting her be voted out without letting her know? I have seen him involved in some discussions about the voting - but I haven't seen him pass some of that info on to Jen. Someone clue me in!

I just came in on Matt talking to Allison, I thought he was actually considering switching his vote up and going against Parker and Jen but after he hit on Allison for about 10 minutes (which for the most part she avoided), Matt ran to Parker and Allison all full of himself feeling that he played her to the hilt. Funny thing is, Allison is telling Sharon that she has no interest in Matt and is playing him as well.

Matt has also just explained to Jen and Parker that he doesn't consider getting orally pleased by a woman 'sex' and as long as he doesn't kiss the woman involved he isn't doing anything wrong. He explained that he would have a problem if his mom saw him having sex with the girsl but oral sex performed on him by the woman would be ok.

There is a TON of people playing each other as far as the vote goes in the house. Lots of lies that will be exposed come Wednesday. By then the couple that is leaving probably won't be shocked, but they very well might be as well.

I also think the POV ceremony took place today and it wasn't used.

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Ugh!!!

Enough focusing on everybody's tragic backstories!

Nice editing on the couple's reveal! Where's the part where Parker blew up?

Ranking the Girls of BB9

Since I have a reputation to uphold as a horndog, it’s only fitting that I share my views concerning the sexiness of this year’s female contestants. Here’s how I rank the ladies of Big Brother:



1. Amanda. Let’s face it, it’s all about the ass when it comes to Amanda. Man, what an ass it is; quite possibly the best ever seen on a reality show.

She’s certainly not afraid to show it, too. Besides the instances where it’s been clad in a g-string, she’s generally dressed in booty shorts.



There’s more than an ass here, though. Yes, the face shots are generally not complimentary, but she’s actually quite cute when you watch her live. She’s one of those oddly hot women that are easy to criticize but impossible to not view.

She’s not afraid to use her looks, either. Besides possibly Adam, there’s not a man that she hasn’t flirted with. Eventually, this could be a disaster as she’s already went running to Parker with tall tales about Alex’s conduct.

I have to give her credit, however, for being sociable with everybody in the house. She’s the first HOH I’ve seen that hasn’t spent the majority of the time in the HOH bedroom plotting with her partner and allies. She’s been socializing with everybody, even if it’s clear that it pains her to listen to Natalie’s constant babbling.



2. Chelsia. So far, my girl Chelsia has been a disappointment. Despite her boasting in the pre-show interviews about her wildness and multiple piercings, she’s been way too conservative in the house. No g-strings or booty shorts for her so far.



If last night is any indication, though, she’s starting to loosen up a bit. Besides some frank sexual talk, she did end up bottomless when they filled the hot tub with bubbles.

Despite my disappointment, however, Chelsia is my pick as the cutest girl in the house. She has the face of an angel, and appears to be pretty hip. I see her with an Ipod filled with bands like Arcade Fire, Lily Allen, Stars, and (hopefully) the Replacements.



3. Allison. For the first few days, I didn’t pay much attention to Allison. Her publicity pictures left much to be desired, and she barely appeared on the opening episode.

But as time has passed, her beauty has increased in my eyes. She’s still rarely on screen except when she’s listening to Sheila’s insane theories, but I’m praying that she eventually comes out of her shell and begins to copy Amanda’s clothing styles.

She’s also probably the smartest girl in the house, and if she manages to escape eviction this Wednesday (which currently seems likely), she could end up being the strongest female player. She’s already noticing minor changes in the setup of the house that everybody else is too self-absorbed to take note. She would greatly benefit from a twist that would pair her with somebody besides Ryan, who seems to have no desire to actually play the game.



4. Jen. Nobody can honestly say that Jen is not beautiful. She has that classic girl next door look – a flawless face and a tight, skinny body that she loves to show off almost as much as Amanda.




Jen’s downfall is her personality. As long as she’s in control and/or getting her way, she seems rather pleasant. The moment she’s not, she’s a combative nightmare.




She also seems to have little interest in befriending anybody that she doesn’t believe is at her level, which makes me believe she’s Kail before age, marriage and kids wrecked her looks.




5. Sharon. There’s nothing wrong with Sharon’s looks – we just really haven’t had a chance to judge her yet. She’s easily the most conservative dresser in the house, and also the biggest schemer. She’s just way too consumed with getting revenge for her earlier eviction from the house, which is silly because she was gone maybe 48 hours.

Although her looks do little for me, I do have to admit that she’s sort of cute when she doesn’t tie her hair back. Too bad that’s a rare occurrence.



6. Natalie. Ugh. Does anything other than the word “over-compensate” come to mind whenever you look at her? Come on, even her fake tits are at least two sizes bigger than any girl of her size should even consider.



She clearly has plenty of issues, and attempts to hide them by dominating conversations, showing lots of skin, and parading a false impression of being a Bible thumper. Was there anything more pathetic than her stripper pole routine last night? I don’t think Matt’s treatment of her after late-night oral treats was her first morning-after rejection (yet she reportedly repeated her act last night).



7. Sheila. They may call her “Ma”, but “Grandma” would be a better description. I know plenty of 45 year-olds that look younger than Bob Guccione’s former concubine. Is it tanning, coke, bad genes, or all of the above?



It doesn’t help that she’s a complete wackjob. She claims to have watched every episode of Big Brother, but doesn’t seem to have any idea how the game works. She’s the queen of wacky theories; not just about the game or the people in the house but of life in general.

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Nude Bubblebath? Sex Plans?

For the first time this season, the Showtime broadcast lacked much excitement. In fact, it reverted to what was the standard of most of last season - inane group talk with the occassional two or three people slipping away to a bedroom for a bit of strategy talk.

After 90 minutes or so of nothing interesting on the feeds or television, I went to bed.

However, I find out this afternoon that Showtime ended with:

1. Plans for a nude bubblebath.

2. One couple attempting to figure out how they could have sex without the cameras catching them.

Any clues (or screencaps) to confirm either of these activities? Did any of this show up on the feeds after the broadcast?

Edit: Here's Youtube footage: