After making fun of Matt's failed attempt to be on Passions, James just said he was on MTV's Next and "got naked on the bus and taint slapped a guy in the face with my balls". Oh boy.
Edit: He may have said he was on Next but it was actually Parental Control. Here's the clip.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
James on MTV Dating Show
Josh Is An Idiot!
He still thinks the deal is on. He asked Adam, and he would never lie! Sheila, of course, is dying to be in their group. At least he still knows Natalie's an idiot. Come on, wake up!
Interesting Tidbits About Sheila's Penthouse Life
From bb9spoilers:
7:35PM Big Brother Time: Shelia has gone outside with Matt and Adam on the lounge. Talking about the jobs they have had. Matt just asked Shelia what the craziest job she’s ever had. She said she has to think about it. Ryan just asked her if she’s ever accepted money for sex. She started giggling and said no. Then said she was offered a million dollars for sex and she turned it down. Now something about the Sultan of Bruni (little island of of sinapore), his brother Jeffery had women from all over the world went to meet him. She says she was one of them. She only did it because he was cute. But if he wasn’t she would never have gone. Apparently he was on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
7:50PM Big Brother Time: Talking about Shelia’s lifestyle while she was in the Penthouse mansion. The money she made [$650/wk]. She partied it all away. She has to sign in and out. No men were allowed in the mansion. She was lonely and held the record for the longest in the house. She was the first one to move in and one of the last to move out. She was there for 10 years. About 4 girls were in the house at one time. Never more. They weren’t like the Playboy mansion because he was really conservative and they didn’t party like that.
No, Chelsia!
After almost 24 hours, my girl Chelsia has figured out that Ryan isn't going to do what he has promised. She's finally seen that Ryan, Adam, and Matt are always together, and that Matt's actually being nice to Natalie (who also is being awfully cocky). After chatting with James about the situation, she moves on to Joshuah. Her plan is to confront Ryan, and if she doesn't get the answer she wants she says she's going to tell her that she's not taking herself down!
Don't do it, Chelsia!
Food Fight!
Damn! I walk away from the feeds for a bit to have dinner and I miss all the fun. James has spent the day creating a "house" out of slop, and a little bit ago he started a slop food fight with a Joshuah and a topless Chelsia. She the cleaned herself off in the outside shower, with a little help from James.
To see the uncensored shower scene, go to My Girl Chelsia. :)
Is Ryan Making the Right Move?
In some respects, I can understand why Ryan is attracted to the "bros" alliance. He and Adam have been friends from the beginning, and he's also one of the few who enjoys Matt's bullshit.
But is this a smart move for him? I don't think it is. Sheila's no real threat in the game; neither is Adam (despite his second place finish last week). Matt keeps bragging about how strong he and Natalie were, but they only have 2 POV's (with Amanda supposedly throwing one of those). Meanwhile, the "other" side has two HOH and POV victories.
Plus, Matt is unlikely to stay true to his word. His entire game plan has been to suck up to whomever is HOH. If Chelsia, Sharon, or James/Joshua (depending on this week's eviction) wins next week's HOH, Ryan will immediately be a distant memory.
Don't forget - everybody from that group promised Ryan two weeks without nomination if he puts up Matt. He doesn't have similar assurances from anybody on his side.
Saturday Afternoon Update
It's a hot day, so the majority of the house is sunning themselves. My girl Chelsia is in the pool with Joshuah. Poor Ryan is stuck inside listening to Sheila's rants about Chelsia, James, and Joshuah.
It's humorous how everybody thinks they have the inside track as to what Ryan's going to do. Some think Matt's still going up, while others believe it's James or Joshuah. It seems clear to me the "bro" alliance is the real one, and unfortunately Matt is safe.
round and round we go~
Everyone is up and about the house. Jamsia and Sharshuah are sunbathing and splashing around.
Sheila is stilllllllllllllll complaining about not getting the money, even though she's calmed down and gone back to lying about being bitter about the POV comp: "You need the money, you guys need the money." She also can't let Chelsia's single-mom comment go either. What a hen. "I'm freakin' 45 years old, I'd like to spank you [Chelsia] and wash your mouth out." I might not be opposed to that, though.
Sheila also believes that Joshuah is the big mastermind behind all things drama in the BB house. She even said Sharon doesn't deserve to go home, and that she's done "nothing" to prompt her eviction. Exactly. Being a crazy, gay man's friend doesn't hurt in taking the target off of her back. She knows what she's doing.
Ryan told Sheila he's thinking James, and Sheila quickly woosed out and agreed after going on for 10 minutes about how Joshuah should be the next to go.
Sheila is trying to make the unitard sexy. I miss BB8's Jen. :(
Sheila's Constant Whining
It's always something with this woman. She hated Allison when she was around, and then cried that she was her only friend when she was evicted. She hates Adam one moment, and then loves him the next.
Yesterday, she couldn't stop talking about the damned unitard. It was riding into her you-know-what, the "padding" she added to prevent that was uncomfortable, were they going to force her to wear it to bed, etc. etc. etc. Even Natalie is not as needy as this woman.
As much as I hated BB8's Jen, the one week she thrived was the day she had to don the unitard. Yes, it helped the Queen of attention whores bring the focus on to her, but she really had fun parading around in it. Not Sheila - it's just another reason why this game is so "hard" on her.
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