Saturday, March 22, 2008

Reasons Why Some Of Us Are Tired of Nat and Sheila

Four cams - all Sheila and/or Natalie. This happens way too often.


For Mr. Anonymous

I do hereby pledge that from now on, if the only viewing options are the fireplace or Natalie, I will view the fireplace. Just to appease you. Since when the only viable option is Natalie, it upsets you that posts are made.

I will mute though, as that tune drives me batshit.

Are ya happy now?

Chelsia Might Try To Bribe Baller.


Chelsia won a trip worth $21,000 as part of getting to see the movie tonight.

She is now in the process of seeing if she can offer the trip to Adam in exchange for putting Natalie up in Jame's place tomorrow.

They aren't sure if she will be allowed to do it but she is checking with the staff.

I suspect it won't be allowed - but it is fun to think about.

Movie Time and Chelsia Wins $21k

I have been away most of the day and couldn't understand why feeds one and two were flames.

Joshua, Shelia, Chelsia and Sharon are watching the movie 21 (about card counting) - they won getting to see it during the luxury competition Thursday morning (12-2am).



I dunno how she did it - but Chelsia somehow won $21,000 (good tie in with the movie huh?) - it must have involved popcorn because there was popcorn all over the floor before the movie.

Now I think she is a lock to leave - people are saying she won stuff now so she should go.

James and Nat Working Together?



For the first time, I really hope that this is a case of people just saying what the others want to hear. James and Nat were sitting alone in the kitchen, and they've agreed that they will no longer go after each other. James told her that he thinks Chelsia's outburst was stupid, and doesn't want to be associated with that type of behavior.



He also says he knows who she is after next week, and she knows who he is after...and that each person's sides are latching onto them only because it keeps them safe. "I have no doubt that we can make it to the end", says Natalie. "I can see me at the end, and I can see you at the end. We just have to get rid of all the weaklings"

Natalie's Afternoon of Nonsense


For most of the last couple of hours, the focus has again been on Natalie. This is especially true right now, as the majority of the house is in the HOH watching the movie they won during the luxury competition.

First, she dominated the conversation while hanging out with Sharon, telling the poor woman that Matt and her were getting close; they care about each other. She said that their fighting was all an act. She said they came up with it so people wouldn't suspect they were a close couple. She also denied that she did anything sexual with Matty. It was all kissing and hugging. Well, technically, the act she performed at least four times was a form of kissing.

As for Chelsia’s accusations concerning her abortions and other sinful activities, Nat claims that “once you ask for forgiveness for your sins they are washed away as if they never existed as long as you don't do it again. I don't care what Chelsia says - that was years ago. There aren't many strippers out there who can say they danced and never went back.”

While stripping, she says she made $800 - $1000 per day, but "how much is this worth your soul?" She wanted to quit but the devil then conspired against her and her engine blew up and it cost $2000 to fix. This problem was a test to see if she'd go back to stripping since that would've been an easy fix but she didn't do it.

But the next Monday they had told her now it's $6000, so she lost the car and then she got kicked out of her apartment because her boyfriend had too many cats. And her credit score dropped. Blah blah blah, but “the devil wanted to test her”.

She also said that James told her to stop reading the Bible because one has to be devious to win the game. But, of course, she doesn't have to lie, cheat for this game. "Yeah, I've done it a couple of times, but I've asked for forgiveness for that." So, the moral of this lengthy story is that as long as you’re a “good” person, you can do whatever it takes to win…but those she has judged as not good cannot do the same.

Once Sharon finally escaped, it was Adam’s turn to hear the same game babble he’s had to endure ever since he won HOH. “We have to win, we have to win. God please give me your powers this week. I need them more than ever…I'm so due. I've come so close…just work for me, God. Give me the power like you've done in the POV with the clouds and angel. Big Brother, give me a game I will know and I'll school everybody.”

It’s still all about numbers to her, and she motor-mouths her “knowledge” of the house. “What if it's this - houseguests have you taken notice of the books on the wall? First question: name one of the fairy tale books. One of the bird books. What years are the world history books?"

She claims to know every book up there, and thinks the bookcases have to mean something. And it goes on and on and on. Counting the books in the wallpaper, somehow linking the number of guinea pigs to everything else, including the number of curtains. After a few minutes, the two feeds showing the fireplace actually became a better option. :)

But it probably will only get worse after the movie ends, as Sheila will then have to describe to her every single scene of the movie.

Natalie Doesn't Know Her Own Trade


Stupid Natalie just stated that she can make "real" mochas with Hershey's syrup, milk, and coffee. As a coffee diva, I am enraged.

Here's how you make a real mocha:

Ingredients
Whole Milk (homogenized milk)
Chocolate Powder (chocolate syrup is not an acceptable substitute)
Whipped Cream
Espresso
Whipped Cream From a Can (if desired)
Chocolate Syrup (if desired)

Directions
Make an espresso shot, you will need an espresso machine to do this.
Place 2 table spoons of chocolate powder in a milk steaming cup.
Add the homogenized milk into the steaming cup.
Stir up and dissolve the chocolate powder, so it blends with the milk.
Steam the milk to 140 degrees.
Now place the Espresso coffee into your coffee mug or cup, then pour the chocolate milk.
Top of your creation with whipped cream (if desired).
Squirt chocolate syrup over the whipped cream (if desired).

Good Morning, Beebees


Sharon is screaming "BEEBEES" at the top of her lungs again.

She's also using a butter knife to cut carrots. The poor beebees look famished, and Sharon is taking her good ol' time cutting them carrots.

Poor beebees.

Sheila is doing her morning routine of drinking coffee and annoying the closest person to her. This is probably slowing down the cutting of carrots for the beebees.

Sharon finished cutting the carrots for the beebees. She just kinda dumped it in there. I guess the beebees will eat carrots off their own shit.

Joshuah is asking for some eggs and dye to dye some eggs.

The plan for the day for most? Enjoy the sun. No early morning drama today. Sad.

The Calm After The Small Storm


Things seemed to have calmed down, even though Chelsia and Natalie are still spouting off about the other.

Chelsia thinks Natalie doesn't have a high school education. She also feels really bad for her. She is bringing up when Matt kissed her in the supply room, and is playing completely innocent in that. She could have pushed him away sooner than she did. Chelsia found it disgusting that Natalie stayed on the disco ball for Matt. I agree with this point. Natalie is a classic case of the battered and abused woman. She'll take any kind of pain from a guy she's interested in, and put herself through massive amounts of pain to seem better in the eyes of that person. It was sad to me that she made a deal that included Matt. They weren't partners and he was ruining her game. Chelsia's worried that the show will ruin Natalie completely. But she will pray for her and hopes that Natalie can come out of this a better person.

What James has said to her did strike a chord inside Chelsia. She's still kind of talking smack on Natalie, but she's also giving her some praise by calling her a beautiful girl and saying she does mean well in life. The reason why Chelsia can't be around Natalie is because she does not like those type of girls at home. They don't click. There's no need for her to be friends with her.

Also, Chelsia regrets voting James back in the house.

I haven't listened to anything Natalie has said because I'm sure it's along the lines of "she's jealous," "matty hates her," and "she's slutty."

Here's some video from earlier.

You're stupid.

In bed, James told Chelsia her actions tonight were very stupid.

They were. Throwing those kinds of fits won't keep you in the house. It's great for entertainment, yes, but you want $500,000.

Chelsia believes there's no way for her to stay in the house, but James believes there is and fighting with Natalie like this won't help.

For James, this means he's getting no action from Chelsia. Not even kisses. Not tonight anyway. He'd have to apologize, but she seems pretty upest. I doubt it'd work.

You're Gross. No, You're Gross.


Matt thinks Chelsia is gross and fat and has cellulite, according to Natalie.

Natalie also is calling Chelsia a whore for being finger banged by James.

Uh, Nat. You blew Matt. A few times.

Natalie keeps saying "Buh Bye" to Chelsia. Natalie also needs to realize there are still five days left. Chelsia can somehow pull off saving herself if she tries hard.

If it's just Chelsia and Natalie yelling back and forth saying who's the bigger slut, this should be a fun next five days.

Natalie is now just talking to Sheila, and James was in bed and has just been joined by Chelsia. Go out with a bang, Chelsia. Don't be a wimp.