Big Brother 9, Episode 1 (Part 3)

8:28 Alex and Amanda do seem perfect for each other – they both love themselves more than anybody else. BTW, belly shirts aren’t a good look for you, Amanda. James lucks out, though, as Chelsia looks fun.

8:29 Poor Matt – Natalie’s obviously a mess. First bare ass shot of the show, too, albeit blurred by the censors.

8:30 Parker lucks out, although he’s obviously not going to get anywhere with Jen. Hahahaha – the exes are paired up!

8:31 Grandma doesn’t get a bed? Poor girl. And she gets paired up with the chubby guy who thinks he’s funny? They’re not lasting long.

8:32 I have to give Jacob credit. He seems willing to go with the situation, but Sharon’s a drama queen.

8:33 Poor spoiled little porn queen. “Maybe I’m shallow”? Hahahahahaha! He can’t be worse than Bob Guccione was back in the 80’s. I have a feeling we won’t see them past tomorrow. I definitely need another drink.