Gossip Time!

My girl Chelsia seems to be a little happier right now as she's dying and straightening her hair...with a little gossip thrown in for good measure. After James states that he wants the Cure's "Boys Don't Cry" as a wake up song (nice choice), they all laugh about how Natalie thinks she's a "rocker" yet likes Yellowcard (I agree). They also laughingly thank Jen for letting them in on "Ryan's secret" that he's a racist.

Chelsia also apparently dressed as a bald Britney Spears for Halloween last year, which Josh doesn't understand as he hates Halloween (of course you do). When evicted, James claims he's going to tell Julie that he got played by an ex-coke dealer from Boston (sure you are), and that they also think they heard some "weird" sounds from Matt and Natalie last night (more oral treats?). Josh, who for some reason is getting the majority of camera time instead of the person who deserves it most, claims that he immediately knew he'd like James and Chelsia the most (which goes against what he said in his one-man show last night).

Now James is the luckiest bastard in the world, as he's getting lotion applied by my girl Chelsia.















Edit: I didn't realize that James offered to throw Chelsia under the bus earlier today: