Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tammy Faye Anyone?


Listening to Natalie pray - asking God to let the 'good people' win. Not to give the money to Joshuah or the others.

And hopefully God will forgive the two abortions and not mind that she was so selfish that she used her boyfriends urine to pass the pregnancy test when she had her boob job (because she knew she was having an abortion anyways I guess).

Cue the organ music for a segment in the near future!

9 comments:

Ashley said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

Oh man.

The "good people."

You're all a bunch of messes that look nice when pictures are taken. You're puppets for our enjoyment. Now DANCE!

And I'm guessing God did forgive her for the abortions and boob job, because why else would she have been given such a blessed opportunity to be on Big Brother 9!?

Anonymous said...

I guess she did not get the memo that it is God's will for Sharon and Joshua to win.

Tammy Faye comment, fucking hysterical. I was looking at her thinking, "man she looks like someone". I could not put my finger on it.

Abortions huh? Now we know why she is so eager to swallow.

Anonymous said...

I find it very helpful when the houseguests tell me that they are the 'good people.' I'd never be able to figure out who the good people were otherwise ;) - MLT

Tony said...

hey ash...even sheila call the house guest puppets too...it is true

Scott said...

Oh, so now the tammy faye line works? what about when i used it a couple of weeks ago? :)

IndyMike said...

You had a post about a female other than Chelsia?

Scott said...

I've had nothing but Sheila posts the last two days!

Of course, that's because she's the only one the producers want us to see.

Scott said...

One of Natalie's funniest moments was in the sauna a few weeks ago. Somebody (I think it was Chelsia) was in there with her and commenting on how much time Nat spends in the sauna. Nat went on for five minutes about how great it is for your body to sweat, but right after she said "this is why I'm so healthy" she hacked for about 30 seconds.

Anonymous said...

not to mention that she thinks God is a disc jockey, finally correctinig that impression when asking for her favorite tunes to be played which "will pump me up to win the HOH" comp.