Thursday, April 10, 2008

Help Me With Some Numbers


A couple plugs first.... I write for ANOTHER site too - its over yonder @ bigbrotherskeeper.com and some of my posts from that site are occasionally featured on film.com in the Big Brother area. Now with the mini-plugs over here is what I want to do.

I came up with some numbers on a post I made on bbk tonight and I think we can come up with lots more - so help me out.

This is the 10th week, the eviction is on the 16th, and there are 2 guinea pigs in the house. 10+16+2 is 28 and Natalie is 28. That means she is leaving this week!

Or.... 10th week, 2 implants, 4 BJs, 0 times on slop, 2 abortions.... 10+2+4+0 divided by 2 = 7 -- Seven letters in "Evicted" and Seven letters in "Natalie."

THINK THINK!!! Come up with more!!

22 comments:

Scott said...

Well, she hasn't evolved from the number nine yet, so I gotta go with D-U-M-B B-I-T-C-H.

Or how about P-S-Y-C-H-O-T-I-C!

Anonymous said...

When you get someone like Natalie with a moderate degree of intelligence mixed in with a colossal degree of ignorance the result is always a disaster.

Are you still doing updates on Ron and Fez? I haven't heard any lately!

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! I love it! :-)

Anonymous said...

Hmm... 5 people left, 5 letters in E-V-I-C-T and 5 letters in S-K-A-N-K and 5 letters in N-A-T-T-Y .. So.. Evict the skank named Natty!!

jen said...

10th week:
T-E-A-M C-H-R-I-S-T (10)
E-L-I-M-I-N-A-T-E-D (10)

C-A-N-'T B-E R-Y-A-N (10)
W-O-N-'T B-E A-D-A-M (10)
S-A-F-E S-H-A-R-O-N (10)
S-H-E-I-L-A-'S H-O-H (10)

B-Y-E N-A-T-A-L-I-E!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ post.


BUT major LMMFAO @ Jennifer.

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Anonymous said...

This is some funny ass shiet... had to wake up my ol man just to tell him this... omg bout time there are other peeps on here hating on nat... errr... damn bible humping skank... i say we should start a petition for no more bible humpers... i mean at least sharon is quiet about it... you can believe what you want... BUT NOOOO BIBLE HUMPING... PLEASE

IndyMike said...

I will call Ron and Fez next week maybe - Ron just wasn't into this season so I backed off from calling.

Hopefully season 10 will be better and Ronnie will be back into it :)

Anonymous said...

jennifer:

I nominate yours for the post of the year.

CLASSIC

Anonymous said...

Indie Mike, You have lost Yo MIND! Scott, AMEN!

Ms Natalie, you are TOAST, BURNT TOAST = 10 letters!

Jennifer - brilliant!

Anonymous said...

This is really funny! So, I'm not trying to ruin the fun, but there is a flaw in your numbers. 10+2+4+0=16. Divide by 2 and you get 8, not 7. So, you can't represent her name, but there are 8 letters in
STRIPPER.

Anonymous said...

Lordy, Indymike. That's too much work.

It takes a lot of time and energy to be as crazazy as Natalie.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many times she showed her fake boobs? & hos many times she showed her ass not only to Jesus but the whole network? How amny times she looked at her self in the mirror? Her & Ryan should tie on that one. how amny times she cut someones hair? & if she is till going to do Shelia's? I wonder if Shelia will trust her to?

Anonymous said...

L-E-T T-H-E P-O-W-E-R O-F C-H-R-I-S-T C-O-M-P-E-L H-E-R! (NAT'S AGE) 28

H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T B-O-W L-E-G-G-E-D
F-A-T-T-Y N-A-T-T-I-E (NAT'S AGE) 28
F-A-T-T-Y N-A-T-T-Y B-L-O-W-S M-A-T-T-Y
ALL 5's

Anonymous said...

You cant spell abortion without "N" "A" and a "T"

Anonymous said...

Love this stuff what an uplift from a dull day.

Anonymous said...

INDYMIKE for President! LMAO...that was hilarious!

IndyMike said...

omg.... 10+4+2 IS 16......

Crap - I was doing Natalie math!!

jen said...

Natalie is D-U-N (12th elminiation)

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO too funny !!!!!

Anonymous said...

N-A-T-T D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
W-I-T-H A H-E-A-D-B-A-N-D
28 letters Natt's Birthday

Anonymous said...

I don't think I can top any of the lettered combos, but I will suggest the background music...

The opening credits from the TV show DRAGNET..


dun dun dun dun.....dun dun dun dun...dunnnnn....

(okay, a little cheesy...sorry.)