Thursday, February 28, 2008

Allison Will Try Anything To Save Herself!




Let's start with the late morning blowup with Joshuah:

Joshuah: I can't wait to send you home...

A few minutes later..

Allison: You're a crazy motherf'er.
Joshuah: No one likes you... you cyclops.

After Josh makes fun of her for wearing the same "ugly dress" twice on national television:




Allison: I can't wait to meet Chase...I wonder who Chase (Josh's boyfriend) is out F'ing right now.
Joshuah: Don't worry... nobody wants to do that to you.
Allison: I don't want to get butt f'd. Only gay people do that.
Joshuah: C-nt.

She now gets in Josh's face:

Joshuah: Stay back and give me the 5 feet.
Allison: That only applies to you. The producers said you have to stay 5 feet from me.

Josh and Sharon then have a meeting with the rest of the house, where Allison is pretty much a unanimous choice to be put up...with Matt and Natalie acting as pawns.

After the food competition, there's a conversation involving Joshuah, James and Chelsia:

Joshuah: Sharon's taking care of Matt and Natalie. I'm gonna pull yours and James' key second...I'm gonna tell Ryan, I've really enjoyed you in this game, and I think you got a bad deal having Jen here, and now having Allison. Allison is the fakest, most manipulative person in the house, and for the house's best interest, I think she needs to go.
Chelsia: Allison's so mad, she may just win PoV out of spite.
Josh: No problem - then we vote out Matt & Natalie. You and James win HoH next week and get rid of Allison then.
Chelsia: (imitates Allison) "I determine who wins the money"

A few minutes later, Allison tries to make a deal with Sharon and Joshuah. She blames Sheila for the lesbian story, and Ryan for voting out Alex and Amanda. Joshuah says the producers told him they never said he had to stay five feet away, and she responds that she was told differently. Furthermore, she thought everything that happened yesterday was a big joke, that her medications are the blame for her actions, and if they were to team up they could "take down the whole house" because (time for one of her cliches) she "adores" them.

I found YouTube vids of much of Allison's insanity. They're worth watching.











3 comments:

Anonymous said...

she kept saying to sharon that she'd do anything. OH! and that she and ryan won't win this competition because they're not strong enough. Allison wants to be used as a pawn to get Natalie and Matt evicted. She's really trying so hard, and now everyone is coming out against her.

it's hilarious :)

Scott said...

Yep, but........I can see Matt or Natalie doing something completely idiotic and screwing it up.

Anonymous said...

Do you think when Allison gets booted off BB and she watches all these clips she'll realize how much of an IDIOT she is?