Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Dirty Natalie!


I spent some time scouring Joker's Update, and found these quite scary stories from Natalie. How did I miss this?


Tue 12:30 AM Natalie just told a story about having a rotten tampon inside her - she forgot about it (More..) - Bloody_Mary
Now she's telling the story to Sheila, Amanda and Ali. Nat says it was in there for 5 or 6 days and her boyfriend could smell it. She couldn't dig it out, but finally she got it and it was "brown and red and nasty."

They asked her if her boyfriend had oral sex with her. (I missed her answer but I think she said no.)


Tue 12:10 AM BBT Natalie in the hot tub explaining why her breasts produce milk... - KWren11

She explains that she got pregnant at 19 and had an abortion -- then at 23 she got pregnant again...
Both times she was using 'birth control' and condoms and she must be 'fertile Myrtle'...
Her first abortion she had to wait so she was two months along.
Her second one she found out she was pregnant the night before her boob job (she was only one month along, with a different/new boyfriend)... which was scheduled because she says after her first abortion her breasts thought she had a baby, filled up with milk, and then shrank...
So the night before her boob job she had her boyfriend give her his 'pee' to use in the pregnancy test they use at the hospital...
Then she had her boob job the next day and two weeks later had an abortion (#2) and that is why she thinks her breasts squirt milk...

2 comments:

michael said...

I knew she had slut written all over her. How the fuck do you forget about a tampon?

bbfanto said...

There are NO secrets with Natalie. Before the show were they not pusshing the bible readin aspect of her? From everything we have seen and heard now can someone look her bible and see if it a colouring book? One of a kind that girl!