Saturday, April 5, 2008

Twelve Hours Later, Natalie Is Still Complaining About the Matt Story


Natalie's silliness continues, as she's obsessed with two topics:

1. The term "cup of Joe". It's funny how a coffee girl has never heard this line. Since she heard this term this morning, she's constantly questioned why it's "Joe". "Why is it not a cup of Nat or a cup of Adam?"

2. Matt's "lie" about their late-night activities. Tune into the feeds at any given moment since last night and you're bound to hear her complaining. This is why Matt was evicted - God is punishing him for "lying". "Dont talk to me, you liar. I'm glad you left, and thats called karma. God was watching...you have to be holy. That's why it cost Matty the game. God was having no part of it. Chelsia went down, too, because of God. You judge and you shall be judged by others." But according to Nat's rules, Matt and everybody else can still be saved. "If you repent and say you don't mean it you will be forgiven."

Oh, and ladies, both Sheila and Natalie believe that every woman should get implants because it will help you feel better about yourself.

She really is a nutjob.

Here's Adam teasing Natalie about the term "cup of joe".

6 comments:

Tony said...

oh my god she is the worst hypocrite EVER!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I could be wrong but isnt this the 21st century? She is just amazing.

Anonymous said...

and people criticize James for sleeping all day and not being around the others...

WHO WOULD WANT TO? Natalie is a nut job.

I don't blame him one bit for staying in bed.

Seems to me, by reading the updates, that this whacked out nutt is getting pretty dang arrogant.

Anonymous said...

She has me on the 'crazy' bandwagon now wondering if it's possible that my eyes deceived me and perhaps it's true that she really didn't do 'that' for Matt? Is it at all possible that anything different happened that just seemed like she was doing that? Maybe her head bobbing under the covers was a neurological impairment? perhaps she was just trying to zip him up? perhaps she was "writing letters" on his tummy to send him a message that no one else could read ala Diane BB5?

Anonymous said...

it is the 21st century.

the 20th century started in 1900 and lasted till 1999.

Where was this holy roller natalie when she was giving a lap dance to everyone?

where was this holly natalie when she was trying to make out with all the boys in the hot tub?

She is fit for a straight jacket.
she is a few sandwitches short of a picnic.

I hope she doesnt win it all.

Anonymous said...

They're all geniuses!

While talking about how she's never heard anyone use the term "cup of Joe," Natalie brilliantly declares, "well, this is 2008 - it's the 20th century!"
Hello....

Actually, i can't believe that Ryan and especially Adam didn't even catch it.

dumb, dumber, and dumberer...

- fran