Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Why Natalie Wants To Stay


It's not because of the money, nor is it revenge.

No, you'll never guess why Natalie wants "one more week".

She wants to see the mini-table.

Of all of the reasons to evict Sharon, she wants everybody to keep her so she can witness the miracle of the removal of a section of the table.

Seriously, if she survives (and it looks like she will), Big Brother should just stop the game and hand her the money.

4 comments:

Reefer Jello said...

Maybe if she wins she'll be able to afford to hire somebody to teach her how to wipe her butt so the guys won't be able to point out that it smells like rotten cheese anymore.

Anonymous said...

It would be great if the last lockdown before the live show if they put the mini table in.. then Nat gets to see it right before she leaves. I'm so surprised her hair is still quasi-normal after having dye in for 4 hours the other day.

I want Ryan and Nat out. The only reason Ryan's trying to get Adam to keep Nat is because he has a deal with her although he has one with Sharon too, but figures Sharon would be more loyal to Sheila than him.

I'm ready for the season to be over. When you have so few people in the house and not any real conflict it gets either super boring or super stupid.

Anonymous said...

I must have missed the part about the smelly butt crack..when were Ryan and Adam close enough to her ass to know this??? And she hadn't dyed her hair as of the time of the tapes we were shown.

ale said...

My IQ dropped about a dozen points reading that compelling argument.

Dear Nat,
The mini? How bout they take a pic and send it to you in sequester? Moron.