Earth to Sheila - your pictures are out there,

Sheila didn't think her pictures were out on the internet. She said you would have to go to Penthouse to see them and download them and pay money.

Apparently Eric commented that he had seen her pictures but Sheila didn't hear it (it was said when the girls were inside changing).

Are you late to this site? Our very own Scott found and posted the pictures and you can get to the via this post - LINK

The James/Natalie Alliance?

James knows the only way he's staying in this house is to create an alliance with Natalie. Natalie wants to put him on the block, along with Joshuah. It's been obvious for awhile, and can now finally happen.

James has mentioned "Final 2" to Natalie. James wants to stay in this house, and is doing his best to make Natalie see that she is not his target. He says he didn't backdoor her. He did backdoor Matt, but James hopes they can both move past losing their partners and join together.

Joshuah has asked Adam and Ryan to play their hardest for him if both of them are in the POV. For James, no one in the house has his back. He would have only himself to win the POV and take himself off the block.

James keeps apologizing for the pickle juice, and Natalie says she was never mad at him because he didn't verbally attack her family. These two both want to win, and Natalie is easily swayed. With the winning streak James is on, I can see why she'd be swayed to create an alliance with him.

Natalie says if she chooses to work with James, she does not want to include anyone else.

Time for Nat to think about this.

Natalie's HOH Room

Natalie jumped for joy when she finally got to hold that Yellowcard CD she's been talking about for weeks now. She read her letter aloud to the house guests and began to cry. Joshuah and James left the room first. The worst possible scenario for them is Natalie being HOH. Joshuah's saving grace is his secret alliance with Ryan, who will pull to keep Joshuah in the house.

The rest of the house guests, including Sharon, are all hanging out with Natalie in her room.

Natalie called Sharon jumping ship. I think Sharon is true to her alliance with Joshuah, which is probably why she is hanging out with Natalie so much - to keep Josh in the house. Keep mentioning Jesus and numbers and you're in with Nat.

Sharon has convinced Sheila to work out with her, but Sheila isn't starting tonight.

For the Natalie haters, just think, that Yellowcard CD will shut her up. For the Natalie lovers, she's on cloud 9 right now. It's nice when the girl everyone doubts wins. I'm a fan of a city with underachieving sports teams, so I'm always pulling for the underdog.

The really bad thing about this? Sheila is definitely in the house for at least another two weeks, barring any unforeseen hatred.

Your Favorite House Guest Poll

I like polls but it would be silly to have a 'who is going home' poll - it will be James or Joshuah this week. And to be honest - this site tends to favor the James alliance (not much left of it huh?) but I think we pretty much are ok with all the players - even though some of them drive us nuts.

So I wanted to see how the visitors feel about the HGs. As of this writing Sharon and Sheila have the lowest votes - my guess is Sheila is not a favorite because she annoys a lot of people - and my guess is Sharon is not a favorite because she hasn't done a lot in the house.

I may make up a second poll asking who is the least favorite and I suspect it wouldn't be Sharon - it might be Sheila but it might also be Natalie.

Lookin' Good.

Chelsia is long gone, but her red robe remains.

James must miss her so much that he's been wearing it.

And Here's What We're Going to Hear From Sheila All Week

"I have a 16 year-old son at home who just had to hear her mom called a skank...they should have killed her mic or something."

This Post Will Be Repeated For Seven Days

"Blah blah blah...this is for Matty...blah blah blah."

Josh has already made his move, telling them he knows what's up and asks Ryan or Adam to win POV and for Natalie to not change the nominations. He knows his only hope is against James.

Big Brother - Season 9, Episode 20 Recap (AKA My Worst Episode Ever)

Here we go with the night I’ve been dreading all week – the probably departure of my girl Chelsia. I’ve been down in the dumps all day, and I almost considered not putting together my usual 80,000 word commentary.

But here I am, mainly because Natalie says tonight’s show includes the “most important HOH ever!” Well, it’s important until next week’s crucial contest.

After the recap, and Julie’s recap of the recap, we kick things off, as usual, with the aftermath of the POV meeting. Chelsia is angry that “Adam has no backbone, and he’s just doing the dirty work for Natalie”. (I don’t really agree with that assessment, but whatever.)

Josh, meanwhile, gloats over his move to convince his partner to put herself up. Sharon’s not concerned. “I knew the risk was very minimal, having her on the block with me. Right now, I’m pretty sure that I have the majority of the house.”

Back to my girl Chelsia, who talks of her bond with James. “(He’s) been the only person that I can trust in this game.” James tries to cheer her up, but she’s sad because “I came here to play a game, and that’s not what I did”. In her diary room interview, she admits that developing feelings for James screwed up her game. I wish I could hug her instead of that pink-haired cretin.

So we move to a later moment, and Natalie’s voice and actions are driving Chelsia crazy (along with the rest of America). “All-timer’s disease”? “Old-hymers”? “I cannot stand Natalie, and every little thing she does sends me over.” You can see the steam rise from Chelsia as Natalie constantly babbles while painting Easter eggs. “If I’m going to go out of this house, I’m going out with a band”, Chelsia promises.

Ok, so they’re messing with the timeline here a bit, but suddenly Chelsia grabs an Easter egg and smashes it. Josh and James smile, as she smashes a couple more. “Come on, Natalie, have some fun”, she says sarcastically. Natalie’s pissed. “If I acted that way, my family would have absolutely nothing to do with me.”

James tries to get Chelsia to go to bed, but instead she smashes the rest of the bowl of eggs. Sheila’s also pissed, and Natalie adds “God, I hope you’re watching this”.

“Oh, this is the Beaver State egg”, Chelsia laughs as she smashes Natalie’s pride and joy. “She picks on me because I’m her biggest threat”, whispers Natalie to herself. Sharon, meanwhile, does what she does best – lies in bed and reads the Bible.

Oh God, this is getting good. “Natalie is the artist of the group. Natalie, I need your puzzle skills! Natalie! You white trash!” Natalie continues to whisper to herself. After the rampage is over, James asks her why she’s doing this. “Don’t look at me like I’m crazy”, she answers. James says she’s voting against her.

After the commercials, we join the contestants. Julie’s first question goes to Baller. “What would you prefer – a little jar of strained peas or a little jar of puree pears?” Silly Adam doesn’t understand the baby food question. Two more questions come out about this silly love.

Of course, she must ask about the return of Evel Dick. Sheila is asked if Evel Dick is her kind of guy. “He absolutely is!” Julie says that if he’s watching, Dick must be a happy man to hear this answer. I think otherwise.

Natalie is asked about Alex. Obviously, that’s not true. Julie can’t resist asking if Matty is still on her (feeble) mind. “I think about him every day. I miss his presence in this house every day.” Oh boy, she’s asked to count. Matt’s last name has eight letters? Sheesh.

Finally, we end with Sharon, who is asked who will take care of the “beebies” if she’s evicted. There’s no question that this role would have to pass on to the person closest in brain size – Natalie.

Before we head to the live vote, we get a profile of “Baller”. It’s about as senseless as you may imagine. “Big Baller in the house!” We do get to meet his family, and it’s the usual “he’s a kind and loving person” feature. What a polite boy – he actually carries groceries for his mom. Wait, mom says he has a bit of Rain Man in him? Bwahahahaha! Why don’t they ask him about his tendency to rub his balls and ass?

It’s almost eviction time, but before we get to that we have to chat with Baller. Julie starts off by asking about his relationship with Sheila. He admits what us live feed viewers knew the entire time – that he never had any intentions of putting her up. He just wanted to mess with her a little. “I just like getting a rise out of her sometimes.” Little more comes out of this conversation.

Ooooh, my girl gets a little feisty in her last opportunity to plead her case. “If it is my time to walk out those doors I’m happy because I did not change for any one of you. I did not become a materialist, vain person. I’m ok with that. If I walk out that door today, I still have my dignity because I did not breast feed off any one of you to stay in this house.” Poor James hides his eyes.

We know what happens here – everybody votes to evict my girl Chelsia. And she goes out with a bang! “I just want to give you some awesome insight into this game. Adam, get a backbone in this game. You’re playing like a baby. Sheila, you’ve been road hard and you will be put away wet. Natalie, educate yourself. You need one, honey. You’re in dire need of one. Josh, you’re crazy. I love you, baby.” She whispers in Josh and James’ ears as she finally walks out.

Sheila is overheard bitching (as she should) as Chelsia walks out to talk to Julie. “She’s just jealous.” Julie begins by asking what she whispered to Joshua. “He has a tendency to psyche himself out before competitions…he can do anything in this game.” To James, she says that she just told him “there’s a reason he’s still in this game”.

When asked about her tirades, Chelsia says she knew she was heading out and she had promised “to go out with a bang”. Julie wants to make an issue out of James not voting for her, but Chelsia says she’s for “anything to help him win the game”. Having said that, she says her biggest mistake was voting for James to come back.

We conclude with the goodbye speeches. Josh promises to go after Natalie and Adam, and Sharon hopes they will continue to be friends. Natalie says she’s “been praying for you, and will continue to pray for you”, which makes Chelsia laugh. James babbles on about how much he cares for her, and that he wants to pursue their relationship outside the house because “it’s worth more than $500,000 to be with you”. When asked if their relationship will continue, Chelsia says she wants to watch the season first. Smart move.

So we conclude with the HOH competition, and after Julie gives the same prepared speech she gives every week, we finally begin. It’s “Big Brother Election”, and the answers come from questions viewers answered on CBS.com. James and Sheila miss the first question, while Josh and Natalie take the lead on the second question. OMG, Natalie takes the lead on the third question, and looks headed to win. My nightmare may come true! And it does, so this will be my worst week ever.

Chelsia's Out; NATALIE IS HOH

Wow!!!

We all knew Chelsia was out, but I totally did not see this as Natalie's competition.

This game is crazy!

LIVE SHOW COMMENT THREAD!!!!

8 minutes to showtime - are ya ready? Are ya?

Anyone else notice how the camera's were focused on Natalie ALL DAY?

Please let Josh or James or Sharon win HoH so it isn't a completely boring week!!

Sorry to see ya go Chelsia!

Same Crap, Different Day

I went to bed hearing Sheila and Natalie go on and on about how "good" they are, and this morning they're continuing the same babble. We get it - God loves you more than the "other side", or at least you think he does. Can they stop congratulating themselves for one minute?

BTW, it took Natalie two hours to do her hair and apply makeup. They each had one humorous quote, though:

Natalie: "My ex is probably so glad Matty's gone."

Sheila: "My ex is probably so glad Alex didn't come back as a single."

Right, Sheila, Alex really was going to make a play for you.

Poor Chelsia

Chelsia is crying on the bathroom couch to James about how badly she doesn't want to leave the house. No duh. No one wants to leave the house. Chelsia is so cute when she cries. James is trying to force Chelsia to cry more so I guess he doesn't have to deal with the tears again..he is so bad at trying to sympathize.

You won a Vegas trip, girl. That's more than Matt got for his mawm. *tear*

Another Nat Lie

In reporting her conversation with Chelsia, Natalie told Ryan that she claimed Ryan had promised her his vote. When Ryan offered to call Chelsia out on it, she quickly backtracked.

Oh yeah, and she also bragged that America would rather see her and Matt have sex than James and Chelsia.

Big Brother - Season 9, Episode 19 Recap

Here we go with part two of my weeklong nightmare. At least we get the return of Evel Dick Donato, but I’m still stung by the news that my girl Chelsia is on the block.

Of course, we start with the reactions to the nominations. James notes that Adam is no longer a floater, and is definitely aligned with Ryan, Natalie, and Sheila. Well, duh. Chelsia admits it’s a smart move because if she wasn’t up against him she’d do anything to save him. They pretend to celebrate in the storage room.

Josh is proud of himself for not being on the block, and Sharon is so starved for some – any – notice that she asks him for a hug. Chelsia adds that she knows it’s James everybody’s after, and they’re just going to try to have fun with the nominations. “Who’s going to be backdoored”, Josh sarcastically adds. “Will it be Joshuah or Sharon.”

Up in HOH, Adam celebrates with Natalie. “Good job, Adam. D-U-N, done.” The sad thing is that’s probably how she thinks it’s spelled. She goes on and on about how that’s the best move he could make. Well, it’s the best move for you, Natalie, but nominating Sharon, Josh, and/or Sheila would be just as strategic for him.

James and Chelsia continue to play around, and it is disgusting Sheila (of course). “They’re kids. It’s to be expected that they’re going to be childish.” So it’s better to cry and mope and yell at everybody like you have done when you’re nominated? Sheila heads up to HOH to complain. “They’re all down there talking smack. She’s just losing it.” Huh? They’re having fun. I won’t even report the stupidity Natalie says in the diary room.

Hang on for a second here. They both keep saying how it “took a lot of guts” to put those two up. Weren’t they the obvious choices? Wouldn’t the really guts move be to put up some unexpected people? I can think of two that would have rocked the house.

The next morning, Josh and Chelsia chat in the storage room about attempting to get Adam to backdoor either Sheila or Natalie. Good luck with that. Josh informs her that of the two of them, she’s safer.

Looking especially beautiful, Chelsia gives James the evil eye from the green chair in the bedroom. They both agree that it really sucks they’re up together, but James talks about throwing the POV competition. He informs her that it’s only fair, though, for it to be her turn as he’s already been evicted. “I want to stay in the game, though”, she replies.

Time for a meeting of the minds. Sheila and Natalie talk about the POV, and Natalie says God knows that it’s important “they” win. “This POV is more important than any one of them”, Sheila claims. Really? Whatever.

We jump ahead in the timeline to tonight’s extended commercial for the movie “21”. Those who get to see the movie are given a bucket of popcorn, and inside one of them is the trip to Vegas that Ryan lost the other night. The buckets are emptied, and my girl Chelsia wins!!! I know who she should take with her!

They head up to see the movie, and Natalie’s pissed. “I’m going to just sit here and eat this popcorn.” Sheila’s happy because they’re serving milk duds, but movies are “her life” because she takes her son to them. Uh, so does the majority of American parents.

It’s time to fast forward a bit, as we really don’t need a recap of the commercial for the movie. Let’s just say that of course they loved it. Sheila calls it “amazing”.

We move back a day or so to pick player for the POV, and they’re all shocked it’s happening at night. Adam is the first to pull a name, and he gets Josh. Chelsia gets Sheila (lucky her), and James gets “houseguest choice” and picks Sharon. Ryan’s pissed he didn’t get picked, and whines to Adam. James, meanwhile, continues to act goofy, but Sharon’s not so pleased as she knows she’ll probably go up if either of them get saved.

Here’s the moment we’ve been waiting for. It’s early morning, and Josh is snoring as Evel Dick walks in. He grabs a frying pan and a pot, and…we go to commercial.

Ok, we’re back. We see everybody sleeping, and Dick comes into the bedroom pounding his pot and pan. I’m a bit shocked that he’s pretty reserved in his pounding, but Josh wakes up scared to death! Natalie has some serious bedhead- can somebody please send me a screencap of that awful face?

Sheila claims she hates Evel Dick, but jumps all over him and tries to say she has come to respect him. “I had to get you up because you dream about me every day”, he tells her. I had to stop that shit right away.” Natalie is still going on about the number eight. “Evel Dick has eight letters, this is week eight…” Enough with the numbers! Tee hee – Adam locks himself out of the HOH.

The competition involves ten “evel” drinks, and each drink consumed is rewarded with a croquet shot. Plus, if anybody beats Dick’s score last year of 33, they get a Gibson Les Paul. If nobody beats him, he gets to keep it.

Sharon’s up first, and she doesn’t appear to do very well (we’re not initially told how many they downed). Josh comes out next, and tells Dick that people call him the “gay version of you”. Dick corrects him – “I heard you call yourself the gay version of me”. Josh appears to do a bit better than Sharon, but quits before he’s finished.

Sheila’s up next, and it seems that she’s as bad in this competition as in any others. Chelsia is belching as she downs them, which seems to impress Dick. Adam seems to do so-so, and it’s down to James. “I’m way more determined than anybody in the house”, he claims, and it does seem that he might have drank them all.

It turns out that Josh came in last place, followed closely by Sharon and Chelsia. None of them did well in the croquet. Sheila drank seven of the ten drinks, which James says “blew my mind”. She even did reasonably well in croquet, taking the lead with 23 points.

Adam downed eight shots, and his croquet score (28) easily beats Sheila. Chelsia admits that she kind of hoped that Adam “rocked” the croquet. James finished all ten shots, and his first croquet shot was awful. He improves as the game goes on, though, and with one shot left he’s two points behind. Sure enough, the last shot was just enough to win, although still behind Dick’s 33.

Josh and Sharon are worried that they may now go up, and Chelsia knows she’s probably out of the house. “I’m royally screwed.” Yes, my dear, you are.

James and Chelsia escape into the storage room, and after a hug James says whomever escapes this week must go on to the end. Surprisingly, he throws in a “I love you”. Josh knows he has to figure out a way to ensure that he’s not put up as a replacement. He heads to his buddy Ryan and lets him know that Sharon is the best person to ensure Chelsia’s departure. Ryan promises to try to help him out.

He also convinces Sharon that she’s a better candidate than he is. “The thing I love about Sharon is that Sharon loves Joshuah,” says an over-caffeinated Josh. Sharon throws out the “no I in team” cliché, and runs out to tell Adam she wants to go up. “I know it’s a tough week for you”, she tell him, “and I’m trying to make it easier. I would be ok with you putting me up.” My girl is screwed!

Sharon explains her decision to Natalie, who for the very first time has an insightful opinion. “I suspect that Joshuah has something to do with it. He’s very sneaky.” You think? She takes her suspicions to Adam, but adds that “God has to help me get rid of James”. She wants Adam to put up Josh, but Ryan has come into the room at this point and puts an end to that idea, saying it’s more important to weaken James.

So we conclude with the POV ceremony, which is just a formality. James performs the obligatory pose in front of the pictures, and rounds up the crew for the meeting. Although CBS continues to attempt to create suspense, to nobody’s surprise James pulls himself off the block, and Sharon is put up. It doesn’t look good for my girl Chelsia!

One More Thing About Sheila's Rampage

Why was it ok when Sharon and Ryan were brought back into the game, but James' return is a disgrace and he should be immediately bounced back? Especially considering they were the ones who voted him back. It's not his fault that the well-liked Alex was in the box.

Who Do I Hate The Most?

It's becoming harder and harder to deal with some of these people. Obviously, I'm not talking about Chelsia. James may not be the most hygenic person in the world, but he rarely annoys me. Ryan and Adam are just lovable goofs; I just wish they would have had the guts to nominate Sheila and/or Natalie.

Sharon just exists; outside of her daily (or multi-daily) "beebies" chant, I probably wouldn't even notice she's there. Josh is an ass, but I do sort of admire how he can bring the worst out of people. Chelsia's rampage Sunday night was completely created by Josh's urging.

Nope, I have to go public now with my hatred towards two women who think they're the "good people", yet whose actions are just as guilty as anybody else. Sheila is just plain loony, plus she's needy, arrogant, and a complete bitch. Bow to the former porn queen, because she's a 45 year-old single mom. Everybody else is evil for even thinking that they should win any prizes that are certainly there just for her. Her shrill, fake southern hick voice immediately gives me a headache.

Let's not forget about Natalie, the born-again former stripper with a supposedly meaty vagina, fake tits, little-to-no art skills, oral "talents", and a seemingly third grade education. Her sins are different than the others because she prays for forgiveness. Yet her use of the Bible is laughable. Her favorite book in the Bible is Matthew, and it's not because of the story involved. She has a fixation with numbers, yet can't count - somehow the fact that there are eight plates when there's eight people left in the house somehow significantly indicates the next HOH game. She counts wallpaper designs, and then asks how many times four goes into eight. She begs for compliments, and then repeats the question so she can hear it again.

I don't know who bothers me more, but I can honestly say that after my girl Chelsia leaves tomorrow these last few weeks are going to be pure hell for me. Please let Josh win HOH and get rid of one of these cretins.

James' Disgusting Habit

At least once a day, James bites his toenails.

And then kisses Chelsia without cleaning his mouth first.

I can't imagine the germs transfered from foot-to-mouth-to-mouth.

Sheila is still stirring shit. It's not real shit. She's making it up as she goes along.

Natalie Goes Right to Ryan

After finishing her conversation with Sheila, Natalie went right to Ryan to tell him what was said.

See, you guys hate Natalie so much but she actually did a good thing here!

Ryan is truly the best whisperer in the house. Even with a microphone on.

Basically, Sheila is making shit up and trying to start drama. She's 45 years old, everyone. She knows things. Ryan is telling Nat what she's heard from Sheila is not true - there is no way Chelsia is staying.

Enough About the Money!!!

I just turned on the feeds, and Sheila is just starting shit the night before an eviction ceremony.

We all know Chelsia will more than likely be evicted. Why is Sheila telling people that Sharon might leave?

Sheila: if there is a tie we will know
Nat: there are 5 votes, there cannot be a tie
Sheila: that is my point, there is a traitor in our group

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY.

She was also bitching MORE about Ryan winning the $10,000 and being greedy and trying to win a $21,000 trip. BEING GREEDY? HE'S IN A GAME TO WIN AS MUCH AS HE CAN. And ya know what? He deserved the 10k and deserved to win the trip since he can add to 21 better than the rest of you!

Oh my god.

Sheila: I am a single mom, you are so greedy if you do not want to see me win this game.

It's gonna be a long night, I can feel it.

My Girl Chelsia's Mom Speaks!