OK, I am trying to figure this out. Does Ryan realize that Jen might be going home? Is he stupid or is he playing along and letting her be voted out without letting her know? I have seen him involved in some discussions about the voting - but I haven't seen him pass some of that info on to Jen. Someone clue me in!
I just came in on Matt talking to Allison, I thought he was actually considering switching his vote up and going against Parker and Jen but after he hit on Allison for about 10 minutes (which for the most part she avoided), Matt ran to Parker and Allison all full of himself feeling that he played her to the hilt. Funny thing is, Allison is telling Sharon that she has no interest in Matt and is playing him as well.
Matt has also just explained to Jen and Parker that he doesn't consider getting orally pleased by a woman 'sex' and as long as he doesn't kiss the woman involved he isn't doing anything wrong. He explained that he would have a problem if his mom saw him having sex with the girsl but oral sex performed on him by the woman would be ok.
There is a TON of people playing each other as far as the vote goes in the house. Lots of lies that will be exposed come Wednesday. By then the couple that is leaving probably won't be shocked, but they very well might be as well.
I also think the POV ceremony took place today and it wasn't used.
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Sunday, February 17, 2008
What does Ryan know? Will Matt get more than one woman?
Ugh!!!
Enough focusing on everybody's tragic backstories!
Nice editing on the couple's reveal! Where's the part where Parker blew up?
Ranking the Girls of BB9
Since I have a reputation to uphold as a horndog, it’s only fitting that I share my views concerning the sexiness of this year’s female contestants. Here’s how I rank the ladies of Big Brother:
1. Amanda. Let’s face it, it’s all about the ass when it comes to Amanda. Man, what an ass it is; quite possibly the best ever seen on a reality show.
She’s certainly not afraid to show it, too. Besides the instances where it’s been clad in a g-string, she’s generally dressed in booty shorts.
There’s more than an ass here, though. Yes, the face shots are generally not complimentary, but she’s actually quite cute when you watch her live. She’s one of those oddly hot women that are easy to criticize but impossible to not view.
She’s not afraid to use her looks, either. Besides possibly Adam, there’s not a man that she hasn’t flirted with. Eventually, this could be a disaster as she’s already went running to Parker with tall tales about Alex’s conduct.
I have to give her credit, however, for being sociable with everybody in the house. She’s the first HOH I’ve seen that hasn’t spent the majority of the time in the HOH bedroom plotting with her partner and allies. She’s been socializing with everybody, even if it’s clear that it pains her to listen to Natalie’s constant babbling.
2. Chelsia. So far, my girl Chelsia has been a disappointment. Despite her boasting in the pre-show interviews about her wildness and multiple piercings, she’s been way too conservative in the house. No g-strings or booty shorts for her so far.
If last night is any indication, though, she’s starting to loosen up a bit. Besides some frank sexual talk, she did end up bottomless when they filled the hot tub with bubbles.
Despite my disappointment, however, Chelsia is my pick as the cutest girl in the house. She has the face of an angel, and appears to be pretty hip. I see her with an Ipod filled with bands like Arcade Fire, Lily Allen, Stars, and (hopefully) the Replacements.
3. Allison. For the first few days, I didn’t pay much attention to Allison. Her publicity pictures left much to be desired, and she barely appeared on the opening episode.
But as time has passed, her beauty has increased in my eyes. She’s still rarely on screen except when she’s listening to Sheila’s insane theories, but I’m praying that she eventually comes out of her shell and begins to copy Amanda’s clothing styles.
She’s also probably the smartest girl in the house, and if she manages to escape eviction this Wednesday (which currently seems likely), she could end up being the strongest female player. She’s already noticing minor changes in the setup of the house that everybody else is too self-absorbed to take note. She would greatly benefit from a twist that would pair her with somebody besides Ryan, who seems to have no desire to actually play the game.
4. Jen. Nobody can honestly say that Jen is not beautiful. She has that classic girl next door look – a flawless face and a tight, skinny body that she loves to show off almost as much as Amanda.
Jen’s downfall is her personality. As long as she’s in control and/or getting her way, she seems rather pleasant. The moment she’s not, she’s a combative nightmare.
She also seems to have little interest in befriending anybody that she doesn’t believe is at her level, which makes me believe she’s Kail before age, marriage and kids wrecked her looks.
5. Sharon. There’s nothing wrong with Sharon’s looks – we just really haven’t had a chance to judge her yet. She’s easily the most conservative dresser in the house, and also the biggest schemer. She’s just way too consumed with getting revenge for her earlier eviction from the house, which is silly because she was gone maybe 48 hours.
Although her looks do little for me, I do have to admit that she’s sort of cute when she doesn’t tie her hair back. Too bad that’s a rare occurrence.
6. Natalie. Ugh. Does anything other than the word “over-compensate” come to mind whenever you look at her? Come on, even her fake tits are at least two sizes bigger than any girl of her size should even consider.
She clearly has plenty of issues, and attempts to hide them by dominating conversations, showing lots of skin, and parading a false impression of being a Bible thumper. Was there anything more pathetic than her stripper pole routine last night? I don’t think Matt’s treatment of her after late-night oral treats was her first morning-after rejection (yet she reportedly repeated her act last night).
7. Sheila. They may call her “Ma”, but “Grandma” would be a better description. I know plenty of 45 year-olds that look younger than Bob Guccione’s former concubine. Is it tanning, coke, bad genes, or all of the above?
It doesn’t help that she’s a complete wackjob. She claims to have watched every episode of Big Brother, but doesn’t seem to have any idea how the game works. She’s the queen of wacky theories; not just about the game or the people in the house but of life in general.
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Nude Bubblebath? Sex Plans?
For the first time this season, the Showtime broadcast lacked much excitement. In fact, it reverted to what was the standard of most of last season - inane group talk with the occassional two or three people slipping away to a bedroom for a bit of strategy talk.
After 90 minutes or so of nothing interesting on the feeds or television, I went to bed.
However, I find out this afternoon that Showtime ended with:
1. Plans for a nude bubblebath.
2. One couple attempting to figure out how they could have sex without the cameras catching them.
Any clues (or screencaps) to confirm either of these activities? Did any of this show up on the feeds after the broadcast?
Edit: Here's Youtube footage:
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The Hotness in the house continues
So Chelsia asked a group of boys in the house if Showtime allows nudity to be broadcast. They assured her they would. She followed up with "[it would be like] hey boysss!!!....and girls!!!". Score. Have my prayers been answered?
Alex reminds me of Ryan Phillipe in Cruel Intentions. Creepy.
Sexual Assault?
Apparently Amanda has been running around today telling all of the other women in confidence that Alex touched her vagina last night. Nobody's buying it, though.
Funny thing, though, as I'm writing this she's cuddling up with him in the backyard hammock. I don't know too many women who snuggle with the person they claimed assaulted them.
Currently, the plan is to vote out Jen and Parker, by a 3-1 vote. This could obviously change, though, by next Wednesday.
BB8's Eric on BB9's Contestants
Good to see this tool is still classy.
Friday, February 15, 2008
HATERS
Well, well, well...the new season of Big Brother is upon us and I decided that it's time to break my silence. Since the completion of BB8, I have really picked my spots and chosen my words wisely. After all, when is taking the high road not a good choice? I figured it's a simple equation - so long as I'm decent towards everyone, I can expect that same decency back in return. Evidently, that's not how it works though. I've been nothing but nice to this point and have gotten shit on in return - I'm done biting my tongue. I'm sick and tired of hearing everyone carry on except for me...so now it's my turn! I guess it's the BB way to talk crap on people...I know I dished it out last summer, but I'm the rare trash talker that can take it. I've just taken enough recently that I'm ready to dish out some more - consider me officially stooping to everyone else's level.
Where to begin? Let's start with this wonderful new season, why don't we? Let me start with some initial impressions about the houseguests. Let's begin with Amanda, who seems to think that I gave her a dirty look when I hosted the competition. Ya wanna know why she thinks that? Because I did. It was highly difficult to concentrate on hosting duties when her vile, grotesque, fat thunder thighs were making the entire set jiggle. I sincerely almost walked out of the yard when she came out in that leotard - was that some sort of a sick joke? It was like a perfect storm of Kail's stretchmarks meeting Amber's America's Next Top Model photo shoot. I was temporarily blinded, hence I accidentally shot her a dirty look. Listen bitch, you wanna talk smack then you better be ready to receive it in return.
On to my friend, this season's resident whore Jen. Jen made it perfectly clear to me that she is in Big Brother for the fame...well, congrats Jen! You're already going to be remebered in BB history! You are officially the house's biggest slut and it only took you 6 days! Let's see, I've watched about 30 seconds of the feeds and I've come across you having your bf insert your tampon further into you, begging to jerk him off, and a 1 minute sex in the same fucking bathroom that 14 other people have to use. You know sex is never good when it starts with "is it in honey? I can't tell" and ends with "awww, it's okay." Jen, you're a very classy girl. Plus, on top of that, your gameplay is pathetic and you are not long for this house...so enjoy filming your sex tapes while it lasts. You are so fucking two-faced with your "oh man, this is so cool, i'm in awe - i can't stop staring. it's sooo cool you guys are here" - then two seconds later bragging about talking shit on us in the DR. In the words of Boogie, you're a real CLASS ACT.
On to Natalie. Natalie who thinks that since she is "so much cuter and better looking and more fun than Eric & Jessica" that she's "totally going to be famous if they are." I don't think I need to say much more about this than she had a sick fat roll in her intro video package and she's not fit to stand in the same room as Jess, let alone in the same league as her. Prancing around in her bra and G string throwing herself at guys is certainly respectful. Oh wait, in the 10 minutes since I've been writing this, I take back what I said about Jen! At least it was Jen's boyfriend! Being the extremely conservative girl that she claims to be, Natalie has just jerked off/blown/maybe fucked Matt very proudly on camera. His response thereafter, "DO NOT get attached to me. No cuddling." Aww, romance is alive in the BB house. I also enjoyed Matt's very manly request that Natalie pinky swear that she won't tell anyone. He's a real tough guy. Natalie, your non-stop whining has already disgusted the viewers, so try to shut your fucking mouth (even though I know it's hard for you with your apparent dick-sucking habit).
May as well stay on the topic of Matt and his boys, Alex and especially Parker. Aren't these guys just so fucking hot and cool? Gameplay-wise, these guys are superstars. Alex has nominated his best buddy Parker (who is likely going to get evicted), Parker has angered every single person and tried to turn the house on his own partner (does he understand that if she goes, he goes?), and they came out of the gates so wildly at least two of them will be out before the jury for certain. I laughed out loud when I saw Parker walking around in the crown...great play, asshole. Matt looks like a complete douche bag and he and his wifey Alex make an adorable couple. Meet the new Scott and Jase. They did well, expect a similar result.
How about my good friend Gretchen Massey, the embarassing host of House Calls? I have a major bone to pick with her cowardly actions. This woman talks shit on 95% of the houseguests all year long, only to kiss their asses in person and back down. It took Gretchen all of two days to say how annoying it is to listen to our voices. Meanwhile, this woman was bowing down before me when she interviewed me in person. This comes from a host who doesn't even have the common courtesy to learn the contestants names. Isn't that your job? Even after posting this blog, Gretchen is apt to call me up and ask me out for ice cream...could you be any more fake? Undoubtedly upping the caliber of the show this year will be the appearances by the Donato family! It's very nice that Dick refused to do it unless they gave Daniele a job too. I like that kind of family support, haha. I am particularly excited for Daniele's insight - "HONESTLY...this episode was sooooo FRUSTRATING. I HATE EVERYONE! I HATE THESE PEOPLE! WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH! I'm the biggest bitch in BB history! Woe is me! Can we talk about me and not these people?" That sort of expert analysis is second to none.
To my good friends...the obese, sad-sack, pathetic, no-life assholes that hide behind their computer keyboards and talk shit on us. Get a fucking life. This concept is pretty simple to understand. Let's see...we were on a national TV show. I've owned my own company, worked for World Wrestling Entertainment, represented Academy Award winning actors. In the past two days we've been on two national TV shows, with another to come for me in a couple of days. Jess is a radio star, hosting and producing two shows a day on a top radio station, and that's while she's getting her degree, performing in two professional dance teams, and taking on about a zillion other upcoming projects. We have lives. Great ones at that. You guys (and you know who you are) spend your days trolling our websites. Reading articles ABOUT US. And commenting on what WE are doing. Who do you think is a bigger loser? The people who are having successful careers in the entertainment industry or the people that spend their time, 5 months after we left the house, still stalking our every move and whining about it. I feel bad for you...get a life, a hobby, liposuction, anything. You are sadly depressed and pathetic.
Man, it was my intention to discuss my fellow HGs from our cast as well, but this is already pretty long - so let me simply say fuck you Carol/Kail/Amber for the hell of it - you all still suck badly. And I'd be remiss to forget Janelle...only a few more months til you can rock out those one piece bathing suits again! As for Dick, get a grip buddy. You don't grasp the concept of America's Player. How do you still not get it? I was contractually obligated to do these tasks - I couldn't pick and choose. It did not "help me" to not choose who to target/who to vote for. In fact, the only strikes against me in the house were the banner/long DR sessions/hinky votes - which were all directly as a result of AP. You didn't strategize or implement shit! You would have gone home, plain and simple, in week 6! You fucked up by targetting me and made your own grave. ONLY the America's Player concept and having the support of the top player in the game saved you. It's that simple. Your pitch to me was complete shit and I would have never aligned with you if I wasn't smart enough to realize that's what needed to be done within the scope of the twist. You know how you always talk about your amazing gameplan that would have sent me home for sure after week 6 if you went home...guess what, you're wrong fucktard! First of all, you DID NOT have the votes secured. So even if the plan was implemented, Dustin would have gone home...not me. Secondly, if Jen had won HoH, she was going after Daniele...not me! Just thought I'd clarify that, so you can finally stop talking about it. Plain and simple, you survived because I wasn't allowed to target you...8 consecutive people I had to get nominated got nominated...it's not a coincidence. And Dick, if you can't stand the heat...get out of the kitchen. You wanna blog about how fake and two-faced the other HGs are...well tell me, why is it that the same week you talked trash on me in multiple interviews, you also gave me a phone call asking me to help you with your upcoming projects, asking us to work together, and saying how you've always liked me so much? Talk about two-faced. But you know what...as you point out so frequently yourself, it's nothing personal...just stating my opinion as you do. You've talked trash on me dozens of times and in your eyes it hasn't affected our friendship, so I don't see why me saying this should affect anything for us. Consider us still on good terms!
In conclusion, I have a suggestion for you. If you don't like what I had to say in this blog...stop coming to my page. Stop reading up on me. Stop hating and get a life for yourselves.
Oh, by the way...good luck to James/Chelsia, Adam/Sheila, and Joshuah/Sharon - we'll be rooting for you bigtime!!!
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Friday, February 15, 2008
Power of Veto and Adam's GEESHA experience.
The Power of Veto competition was held today and Matt and Natalie won it. Since nominations haven't even been shown yet on TV the competition might not even air until next Tuesday (see how those of us with the live feeds know so much more?). As of right now Matt and Natalie do not plan on using the Power of veto - they want Ryan and Allison to go and feel they have the votes to make it happen (I'm still not sure).
Just now Adam was talking about his experience with "geisha" houses in Florida, now I have always heard it pronounced "Gay-Sha" - but Adam pronounces it "Gee-Sha" much to the annoyance of Sharon. Adam went in to great detail about all the services he has had performed on him in these places and for those that are fans of XM 202 - what he described went right in light with Jim Norton is always talking about when he describes his adventures in massage parlors.
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Hookups Galore!
What a day for Matt! Oral treats from Natalie, a POV win, and now he has his sights set on Allison.
The scroll on Showtime also confirmed the mutual attraction between Amanda and Parker. They apparently want to hook up but haven’t found a way to avoid the cameras. (They better do it soon as he may be leaving Wednesday.) I wonder what Alex will think about that, as the pair kissed yesterday and looked pretty comfy snuggling together in bed.
Quote of the night: “My beaver is getting soaked” – Natalie (who doesn’t ever stop babbling) in the sauna.
Sharon's Rants Are Misguided
Ever since she returned to the house, Sharon has gone on and on and on about how Jakob was set up; they were screwed over for things that others, notably Ryan, had said about Parker.
Since this rant was first heard only a couple of hours after the incident had been shown on CBS, I knew this wasn’t the case. Ok, I wasn’t 100% sure, so this evening I watched the episode once again.
Here’s an awful edit I made of the incident:
Notice that it’s Jakob doing the majority of the talking. He’s the person saying that the only people he can trust is Adam and Alex. Ryan does pipe in to say he’s “on the same page”, but Jakob continues on to specifically attack Parker and Jen. “The worst people in the whole game are the Power Couple”, he says. “I don’t trust him…he’s in here only for the money, and that’s it. Backstabber. I get HOH, and they’re out. I think Parker is a snake.”
This is when Jen walks out, and in probably the dumbest move of the season so far he repeats this opinion. He does preface his statement to her with “let me tell you what people are saying about your partner”, but it’s clear when he says “Parker seems gutless” that it’s his opinion. Granted, Jen would have found out quickly enough as Ryan would have surely reported this incident to her, but I can’t think of anything worse than to tell a person’s partner they hate them.
The Infamous Video (Sort of NSFW) - Will Allison Be Next?
Finally, video footage that ends up on Fleshbot.
Here, Allison says she's not above using her mouth to save herself:
Matt And Natalie - Another BB First.
Matt told Parker earlier in the evening that he might just take advantage of having a 'crazy woman' as a partner and let her take care of his needs.
I woke up this morning to read that that was just what he did.
When I went to bed he was getting a massage - after that it seems that he got taken care of by Natalie's mouth. Yeah I am trying to be a bit delicate here, I am sure one of the other folks will have a description in full detail later ;)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Lucky Bastard!
Oh how I wish I was Alex!
I get that Amanda is annoying, and is pissing off a lot of people.
But damn she's sexy, especially laying in bed on her stomach in some tight booty shorts.
Silly Parker interrupted their snuggling, though, to go over the same crap they've talked about for the past two days.
For a second, I thought they were an existing couple as it's hard to figure out their mumbling. Even the closed captioning didn't help.
Are James and Chelsia Related?
One of the sillier things going on in the house is the constant belief there are other secrets yet to be shared. Various pairs have been rumored to be real-life couples, and Amanda and Jen were seen babbling tonight that they believe Chelsia and James to be siblings.
When asked, James said nothing...which I guess to them meant yes. Everybody went nuts, but when Chelsia was brought in to confirm the story she completely denied it. Amanda and others still think it's true. Idiots.
The Gloves Are Off - Joshua Hates Amanda
As I am watching the feeds and trying to see how people feel about others in the house, I discovered a lot just now about Joshua.
He hates Amanda. A Lot.
He can be really catty.
He is stupid.
While complaining about Amanda to Allison, here is a little of what Joshua had to say.... He can't even believe Minnesota (where Amanda is from) is a state. He called her 'the devil' but said she was too poor to be 'the devil wore Prada' she would be 'the devil wore Old Navy.' But wait, that wasn't enough, he then went on to say that if he was her father he would have killed himself too (Amanda's father apparently committed suicide) and he pretended to hang by a noose while Allison laughed loudly (see picture).
I imagine the production staff is busy editing away for a segment to air later this season.
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My Girl Amanda
Edit: More reason to love her. She's explaining to Parker and Matt her realtionship philosophy (deep, I know). She's not a clingy girlfriend, and doesn't want to be with her boyfriend every single day. Plus, she encourages her boyfriend to go to watch strippers.
Sounds like she doesn't like Alex too much. She thinks he doesn't want to get to know her at all, and completely blows her off. What a fool.
Ma - has she ever watched Big Brother?
I'm thinking not.
Earlier she had no clue about the show also being on in summer. Didn't realize the one now is because of the writer's strike.
Now I just heard her commenting that she didn't think HOH could compete in the POV, until the others told her yes, HOH just couldn't compete in the next HOH.
Wonder what other words of wisdom she will impart to us :)
Parker...
Is really irritating me. His argument seem to always entail name calling. The latest, towards Allison, include dumbass, fucking moron, fucking idiot, you're stupid. Why? For allegedly campaigning to not be voted off. As far as I know, that is part of the game.
His other beef with her is that she is talking behind "his" back. As he has been sitting there for quite a while now, talking away behind others' backs.
Apparently earlier he had another confrontation with James where some fuck you's were exchanged but I didn't catch it. If it keeps up, he'll either wind up being gone early, or staying a long time because others are scared to confront the angry black man.
I'm not sure, but I'm starting to question his sexuality, I'm getting a real gay bitch vibe off him.
More Than Potty Talk In The Can.
The Big Brother 9 cherry is busted. In two ways.
Earlier on in the day before he left, Neil exchanged a kiss with Joshua in the kitchen. Alas now he is out and Sharon is in.
Then early this morning, 2:30am in "BB" time, Ryan and Jen, who had been cuddling all evening long, apparently couldn't handle the sexual tension anymore so they snuck off into the Bathroom and did something that involved moaning and groaning.
Although we couldn't see anything on camera, things were heard, and Parker was aware that they were up to something.
It seems like they assumed that the people on the feeds would not see anything, however I am sure it was taped and my guess is CBS will show some part of it - perhaps blurred out - on Sunday or Tuesday's show.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Poor Joshuah
So far James is staying pretty quiet, always listening.
Joshuah is extremely upset about Neil's untimely departure and is a bit stressed out about having to take on Shannon as a stand in partner. Chelsia is helping keep him in check and on the ground after almost breaking down at dinner. Joshuah seems like a very strategic player. His emotional output just shows me he's real. Most of the house is staying on guard, especially Jen and Ryan. Most continue to annoy me, but Amanda is reminding me of Janelle every moment. She may have to be promoted from "prettier Amber". And must I remind you, what a great ass.
After watching the CBS show [technically] last night, I feel as if Sheila and Adam may actually work. He did specify he liked a dominant woman during the challenge, and I saw a glimpse of attraction when "Ma" came out in a nurses outfit.
Happy Valentine's Day to everyone and the couples, hopefully there's some cuddlin' on the feeds tonight.
One More Tidbit
There's one good thing (and it's the only one) about Sharon's return. Her and Parker's rehashing of everything that has gone down is revealing some info that hasn't been captured by the cameras.
Here's the latest - Sheila has told at least one person (Parker) that her child has a disability. No word on exactly what it is, but it does kind of explain the extended segment about her being insulted by Adam's use of the word "retard".
It may also be the reason those two are paired together. Somebody with a child with disabilities paired with somebody who works with them. Maybe that's a stretch, but I can't see anything else they have in common.
First Kiss of the Show, and It's Not the "Lesbians"
Oooooh, before he got word that he had to leave, Neil kissed Josh. I figured the first makeout session would be between two of the girls.
It's also become more clear tonight that the "lesbian couple" is a hoax, as Allison is confiding her gambling and family problems to Sheila.
Neil Out - Sharon Back.
Sounds like Neil had some family issues he was needed for. No exact reasons given but he has now left the house.
Replacing Neil is Sharon.
Well, this is an unexpected twist.
Update: I guess Joshua got to pick who came back between Jacob and Sharon.
So I was thinking about a good twist.
I write a blog for Real.com - you know, the ones that do the whole feed thing?
I was brainstorming for a good way to break the couples up a bit and came up with a twist to the POV that might do it.
So if that souds interesting - check it out over on BigBrothersKeeper.com
Amanda's Booty
I think I like it...a lot...especially in those booty shorts she was wearing at the end of the episode.
Worst HOH competition ever. That's the best they could come up with?
Keep Your Shirt On, Adam!
I'm a chubby guy. There's no way I'm parading my flabby, pale belly in front of a bunch of (sort of) hot chicks, let alone national television. Unless, of course, a hottie wants me to (which doesn't happen very often).
Adam, please spare those of us at home who have yet to eat. Nobody wants to see you shirtless.
Ugh, Sheila!
Five minutes of Sheila complaining about the use of the word "retard"? Ugh, make her stop!
BTW, Jacob's retarded...and a homeboy wannabe. I'm so glad he's booted.
Ok, I Was Wrong About Parker, Jen, and Ryan
It's funny how quickly opinions can change. At the conclusion of last night's show I was convinced the Parker and Jen were calm, fun-loving people that could be the favorites to win the whole damn thing. The only roadblock I saw was Ryan, who seemed to be a typical jealous roid-head.
Three hours later, everything had changed. The feeds opened to Parker and Jen screaming at each other, and for the most part Ryan was the calm one. I now see Jen as the spoiled princess who is a wonderful person to be around as long as she's getting her way. I thought I heard another person claim that she had been telling everybody that it was her game to lose...but who knows in the clusterfuck of voices that made it next to impossible to pinpoint exactly who was talking.
Parker knows he's fucked, but he did everything he could to be the center of attention. He's as pigheaded as Jen.
Throughout all of this Ryan did little but lay around on the couch. The one time I saw him venture outside he threw out a couple of one-liners to Parker, who then used it as a "he threatened me" charade. Ryan's only sin was using one of my least favorite cliches when he warned everybody that Parker better not "disrespect my girlfriend". Ugh. Save those sorts of lines for Tyra.
Why did Jen tell anybody about her relationship with Ryan? That seems like the dumbest move I've seen in recent years. Letting this news slip out did nothing but guarantee that both couples will see early exits. To be fair, though, it sounds like she had no idea that Ryan was also coming into the house. In fact, Matt (who I know I'm going to hate this entire season) was heard bitching about how unfair it is that Ryan didn't have to go through the casting process.
Besides their silly drama (which was sort of cleared up before the Showtime broadcast ended), the highlight of the night was the drunk bimbos. Allison is one of those sloppy drunk whores who can't form a coherent sentence after a couple of drinks, while Amanda is one of those girls who when drinking thinks she can solve everybody's problems but ends up making things worse. It was also funny to hear the Jesus freak (Natalie) talk about her blowjob skills.
BTW, despite what Barb said earlier today on Paltalk, I was the first to proclaim Chelsia as the girl most worth hanging out with. I stand by those remarks...at least for a couple more hours.
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"I don't know if it smells lol"
At 4:08 p.m. EST Jen told Amanda not to come near her because she farted. I am on the fence about how I feel about this. I mean, it's common courtesy to alarm those around you but just knowing it makes feel weird about her. She also complained about the paint job. Smugface number one.
Ratings Are In - 3rd Place?
The fast overnight ratings are in for last night and I was a bit surprised to see that Big Brother came in 3rd place.
I wasn't surprised to see them be beaten by American Idol on FOX, however NBC's Biggest Loser also passed them up.
According to Zap2it.com,
FOX increased its lead at 9 p.m. as "Idol" jumped to 17.7/26. "The Biggest Loser" ticked up to 4.9/7 to move NBC ahead of CBS and the premiere of "Big Brother 9," 4.6/7.That actually is pretty close numbers wise between 2nd and 3rd. Biggest Loser was also on from 8-9pm so their audience carried over.
For what it is worth Big Brother traditionally starts out slow and picks up ratings over the season. Hopefully the Execs at CBS remember that and don't hold the 3rd place spot against Big Brother.
The second episode, featuring an eviction that took place last weekend, will be shown tonight.
This site will SPOIL everything so don't come here if you don't want to know.
That being said, Jacob and Sharon will be kicked out on tonight's show and Alex and Amanda will win the Head of Household.
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Live feeds - my views so far
My main observation from last night is the women cannot hold their liquor. Amanda thought she could fix the world (kind of reminded me of a drunk me haha). She also would not stop fidgeting and picking at her sweater and hair to the point of distraction. Was it Natalie who had those awful pink socks? She was a loud, obnoxious instigator. Ma wasn’t seen much until later in the kitchen.
The energy was there last night. Couldn’t turn off the feeds and go to bed. The level of drama would give a paltalk room a run for it’s money.
One thing I did notice as we were going to bed, the feeds were showing Amanda and Parker on the ottoman talking to Ryan and Jen. The feeds cut off and when they came back, all 4 feeds were them, but conspicuously missing from the ottoman was Parker. Also could no longer hear the other loud drunken houseguests in the background. I then shut down and went to bed.
Why did they cut the feeds and where did Parker go?
G Strings Are In? Who Knew?
Has ANYONE worn a G String in the house before? I don't recall. Yet here is Amanda in one last night and from what I read at least one other house guest was seen in one as well.
Have to say this much, these folks aren't shy. Allison Grodner (exec producer) probably is very happy with the HGs so far.
I was skeptical about this season but now I am a interested, and the traffic on the net went WAY up once the show was on. We'll see if they tune in again tonight to see Jacob and Shannon evicted and then Alex and Amanda win HoH (if it is shown).
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
A quickie before bed.
Here is some of what I know after watching the first hour of the live feeds.
The house tonight is 180 degrees from where it was last year at this point in the game.
Sharon and Jacob? GONE (see it Wednesday night)
Ryan and Jen - outted as a couple.
Alex and Amanda - the current HoH couple.
Nominations? Tomorrow.
Alliances? Lots - too many to try to explain right now.
Live Feeds? Rocking! Here is a screen cap of the 4 feeds as seen using the bbviewer program (you have to have a Live Feeds subscription to use it).
Allison
It seems that the gambling addict is also a drunk. I hope she stays around for awhile, as she's a mess. Now she's pretending to be a lesbian with Sheila? Lil and I both love fake lesbians. Hahahahahaha.
"Fuck her man"
Parker is a drama queen, perhaps he was a better match for Joshuah. Way to make the paparazzi look tame and respectful. Parker is jealous that his own partner Jen has a boyfriend. If she doesn't decide to vote her boyfriend out, he will put him up for eviction along with his partner. If Jen doesn't, she'll be up. Basically half of the house is attacking Jen for having a "loved one" around.
James is trying to calm Parker down...and he so wins the hair war against Parker. Take that TMZ. Damage control in full effect.
Power Hour
Hahaha,the first thing I heard on Showtime is "we should do a power hour". Those from Paltalk that are watching must have been laughing.
So Jen and Ryan have let the house know they're a couple. So much for the secret twist. Obviously, they had no financial incentive to keep their relationship a secret. Jen and Parker are clearly not getting along because of this, which makes my prediction null and void.
What an idiot for letting everybody know they're a real couple. Keeping it quiet would have allowed both couples to stay for quite awhile. One is bound to go soon, now, and Parker knows it's probably them.
One more point - no sign of Sheila and Adam. They're obviously gone.
Edit: Sharon and Jacob are gone, which I'm sure means they self-destructed.
Our first peek of the HGs
Gotcha - wrong House Guests.
The feeds came on right after the show aired. But so far all we have seen is the two guinea pigs.
The rest of the HGs should be revealed around 12am Eastern. Until then we are listening to the same one minute of guitar music (Big brother Theme music) and watching the two little guys scurry about.
Hmmmm wonder if they are make and female. And if they are - will Big Brother cut that video if they start going at it like rabbits?
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Live feeds
Well they seem to be just about ready to go, we get to watch the hamsters. Maybe they'll get naughty ;)
Initial Impressions
I know we've only seen an hour of footage, but I think we have a pretty clear insight as to everybody's personalities and potential downfalls. Here's how I see the future for each couple.
Alex/Amanda – I can see how the personality test paired these two. They’re both vapid, self-centered douches. Alex’s cockiness and/or Amanda’s unwillingness to break a nail will be their eventual downfall. I see them lasting four or five weeks.
James/Chelsia – She seems to be pretty fun-loving, and while James is a bit over-the-top they seem to be a good match. I doubt either will really make any waves, but neither are exactly brain surgeons. They could be the dark horses this season, but I see them leaving around the time it’s down to five or six couples.
Matt/Natalie – He’s a nothing who thinks he’s a studly mastermind; she’s an airhead whose tits and ass were constantly flopping around in tonight’s episode. The combination of him pissing everybody off and her stupidity will cause them to leave soon. They could even be a surprise ouster tomorrow night if Parker and Jen decide to keep Adam and Sheila.
Parker/Jen – I hate to give a TMZ employee any credit, but he’s easily the smartest guy in the house. Jen seems to be extremely likable and a “go with the flow” chick. The stress in her relationship with Ryan is going to be completely on his end. If Ryan doesn’t create waves, this could be the couple to beat.
Joshua/Neil – Joshua is pretty laid-back; from what we saw tonight I doubt if anything is going to rattle him. Neil may be a bit more flamboyant, but I think these two will work well together. Their only downfall may come from those that disagree with their lifestyle. Otherwise, they’re strong final three candidates.
Jacob/Sharon – It will be a miracle if the exes don’t deconstruct within a few days. He may have been the one that cheated in the real world, but she’s the one who is coming off as a complete bitch. Whatever he says is the start of an argument for her. If she’d lay off a bit, they could be real players in the game. They way they’re currently going, they won’t last more than a week or two.
Ryan/Allison – She’s just an average American girl; he’s more of a typical American meathead. They could be real players in the game except for one problem – he’s already shown how jealous he is of Jen being paired with another man. This will be an immediate problem, although I think they’ll last a few weeks.
Adam/Sheila – An unmitigated disaster…and I think it was planned all along. CBS wanted the notoriety of a former Penthouse Pet, albeit one whose good days ended over a decade ago. If that’s not the case, then I would bet Adam was a last-second replacement, or they were the two people left over after pairing everybody else. If they’re not gone tomorrow, they certainly will be next week as neither of them can seem to keep from expressing their problems to everybody else. It’s also clear they’re both disaster in any competition.
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Big Brother 9, Episode 1 (Part 5)
8:51 Is Allison always going to be labelled as “Recovering Gambling Addict”? Poor girl. Which brings me to a bitch I’ve always had about the show – why does Julie always have to use their occupation when mentioning any competitor? After the first episode or two, do we really care that so-and-so is a (insert job here)?
8:53 The paparazzi couple wins! Damn, Jen’s cute.
8:55 Adam gives me a headache. Maybe Grandma’s right about him. Or maybe I’m just having a reaction to the alcohol. No, he stinks.
Segment what now?
I didn't think I'd like James, as everything seen of him until now was so over the top. He does seem pretty cool and laid back.
The pairing of the ex's, Jacob and Sharon, might actually work. Especially in regards to competitions and afterwards. Jacob seems to still be really hung up on her, in a way that when she wants to quit and give up (like this time) he is accepting of it and won't resent her, which will be important as the game goes on.
I like the Parker / Jen couple. I called it earlier I liked her and her real boyfriend and Parker just makes me think of Sideshow Bob with that hair.
Big Brother 9, Episode 1 (Part 4)
8:38 First competition! “The stakes are higher than ever”? How is that true for every competition?
8:40 Where’s that sound clip used on O&A – “stop whining”? Grandma stinks.
8:41 God, Sharon needs to shut up. Does every conversation have to be a fight?
8:42 Grandma’s the first down! Hahahahahah. I actually feel for Adam.
8:43 Oh no, Allison’s the “heaviest girl here”. At least she’s honest.
8:46 Chelsia has better fake tits than Natalie. Enough said. Nice stomach shot of another girl, too. The pillow prize is beyond dumb, though.
So far
How is Barb so far ahead? Bitch.
Ma’s little freak out has made me decide I won’t be liking her. Get a grip, and don’t be bitching to everyone your first hour in the house! Smile and suck it up like the ex’s are doing a rather good job of. I didn’t like Guy Smilie aka Adam from first sight anyways, so I nominate the pair of you now.
I think I’m also going to like the gay dudes. I see some amusing situations happening. Hopefully there will be some
Big Brother 9, Episode 1 (Part 3)
8:28 Alex and Amanda do seem perfect for each other – they both love themselves more than anybody else. BTW, belly shirts aren’t a good look for you, Amanda. James lucks out, though, as Chelsia looks fun.
8:29 Poor Matt – Natalie’s obviously a mess. First bare ass shot of the show, too, albeit blurred by the censors.
8:30 Parker lucks out, although he’s obviously not going to get anywhere with Jen. Hahahaha – the exes are paired up!
8:31 Grandma doesn’t get a bed? Poor girl. And she gets paired up with the chubby guy who thinks he’s funny? They’re not lasting long.
8:32 I have to give Jacob credit. He seems willing to go with the situation, but Sharon’s a drama queen.
8:33 Poor spoiled little porn queen. “Maybe I’m shallow”? Hahahahahaha! He can’t be worse than Bob Guccione was back in the 80’s. I have a feeling we won’t see them past tomorrow. I definitely need another drink.
Soulmates
So the pairings are:
Alex / Amanda
James / Chelsea
Matt / Natalie
Parker / Jen
Joshua / Neil
Jacob / Sharon
No beds left, these stuck in sleeping bags:
Ryan / Allison
Adam / Sheila
uh oh, real couple not paired together, ex's are paired...will be interesting
Bib Brother 9, Episode 1 (Part 2)
8:17 “Crazy James”? I should like anybody who likes the Clash, but I don’t like this fool.
8:18 Lil’s right; Natalie is awful. Matt’s not much better.
8:19 Now Barb is right, as Allison really is this year’s Amber. Amanda is dead-on when she calls herself the biggest cheesehead in the world. There’s clearly nothing else in that empty brain.
8:20 Alex doesn’t want everybody to know he owns a DJ company? Ugh, that’s not exactly a Fortune 500 biz.
8:21 Julie’s sixth mention of “Till Death Do Us Part” and tenth mention of “soulmate”. Please make it stop!
8:23 Jen is easily the hottest chick, and seems the most normal. Too bad she’s with the bible-thumper.
The Couples
Alex and Amanda
James and Chelsia [they're so cute together!!!!]
Natalie and Matt
Jen and Parker
Joshuah and Neil
Jacob and Sharon [ouch]
Ryan and Alison
Adam and Ma [aka Sheila]
WOW
First Segment
First segment in, not sure how I’m feeling. Just that I’m pretty sure Julie is anorexic.
Oh please, a set up featuring a real couple, Ryan and Jen? That twist just makes me blech. However I do like the two of them so far, so they might be a fav of mine.
The ex’s, Sharon and Jacob, I feel for. However he looks adorable and I would comfort him and she can go screw.
Why are so many of the guys dorks?
Big Brother 9, Episode 1 (Part 1)
8:00 (All times central) Here we go with Julie Chen, and she’s as wooden as ever. Some night I’m going to count the clichés that come out of the Chenbot's mouth. It’s also clear that we have the same production crew this year, including the boring announcer who always seems to repeat what Julie just said.
8:01 – Julie says they’re “all looking for love”? Hmmm. Are all single people really that desparate? I know I'm not.
8:02. Oh boy. Amanda stinks. “This high maintenance girl is used to getting what she wants.” Ugh.
8:03 I like the bartender chick, though. A little foreshadowing from one of the gay guys – “I hope there’s another gay guy in the house.”
8:04 Uh oh, Ryan’s a Jesus freak. I don’t think he’s going to like the punk rock boy.
8:05 Once again, Julie has to explain what we’ve already been told.
8:06. Why does ever realty show have to have the people screaming how “insane” their new home is? Have they never seen a previous season?
8:07 So, we get to the twists. Sharon and Jacob have recently broken up, and are now forced to be in the house together. Plus, my prediction about Jen and Ryan (who I already hate) pretending to not know each other is true.
8:10 Of course, the paparazzi guy is the first to walk in. I don’t think it will take too long for everybody to figure out Jen and Ryan.
8:11 James is one ugly mofo…and he smiles too much. Sharon’s reaction to Jacob walking in, though, is worth the entire show…although I’m sure Julie Chen is going to focus on it way too much.
Five Minutes and Counting!
I'm ready to go. The computer battery is fully charged, and I have a jumbo Windsor-Coke sitting next to me. I'll be transcribing my thoughts throughout the show, and will probably upload them here every fifteen minutes or so.
From what I've read, we're going to see them enter one by one and do the cliched claiming of the bed. Obviously, that will be a wasted effort after they learn of the couple's twist. It will be interesting to see their reactions to the pairings, especially the Penthouse Pet with the punk rock bicyclist less than half her age.
Two Hours Until Showtime!
After ten days or so of little news but lots of digging for info (and dirty pics), we finally get to meet the hamsters tonight. Who's going to be the first to annoy me? Or (more importantly) arouse me? Or somehow manages to make me laugh? If this season is like any other, I'm sure I'm going to hate almost all of them for the first few days...particularly the meathead guys who run around shirtless and can't talk about anything other than how they're going to control the game. As for the ladies, I'm praying for warm weather so I can see inches and inches of sillicone goodness (people who know me will laugh at that predictable line).
Barb raises a good point in her latest post. Why would we care what these media whores think about politics or any other serious issues? Sure, I'd like to see poeple a bit more informed than in the past so I don't have to hear hours and hours of how Jessica Simpson is awesome. But give me drunken debauchery over lengthy discussion any day, partiucularly if there are a few of the moralist types who believe their opinions should be considered facts.
Let the backstabbing begin!
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"ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Have you considered whether to start giving the houseguests headlines from the outside world, if only to improve some of those excruciating poolside discussions?
ALLISON GRODNER: Since when have Big Brother contestants ever cared about politics? Seriously, I wish they would. That's the genius of Big Brother contestants, because in order to subject yourself to this kind of thing, there is a certain level of narcissism that makes you not give a damn about the outside world. Why aren't they discussing things of political importance? Because honestly, they care about themselves. Maybe we'll have a competition where we make them vote. You can't leave the house unless you vote. How about that?"
It's snowing outside, I can't believe Big Brother starts today. One of the worst things about being in the house in my eyes is being completely cut off from worldly news. Rarely do I turn on a local tv station for real news, but I'll flip on CNN or the BBC if I'm feeling regal. I love that no one involved with the show hides the fact that the contestants on this show are here for nothing but exploiting their own issues and splattering them all over the internet and television for all to call up whenever we remember. After watching the show, it's so obvious that the money is secondary. The spot on the show alone is worth being even the first evicted [in this case the first ~couple~ evicted] to these people. You can see it on their smug faces when they walk into the kitchen to make a chicken quesadilla..fuck them. I'd love to hear some contestants have an actual conversation..the only problem is, they don't allow pot in the house.
B
Suspicions Confirmed, CBS Announces Taped Eviction Wednesday.
Looks like my suspicions were confirmed. CBS has released information about some 'voting' (sillyness) and the schedule for the first week or so. Things to note - EVICTION on tomorrow's show (not live) - so there you go - two people are probably leaving today (not live) or have already been booted. So the 14 places make sense now. First actual LIVE show is next Wednesday.AMERICA'S VOTE: During the season, fans will have the opportunity to cast impact votes. Fans can send in their votes via text message on most major wireless carriers.
Tune in tonight and then at 12am Eastern be sure to get on the Live Feeds to watch the HGs. We'll know who is out of the house (if the eviction has already taken place) and get a great feeling for what is going on as far as alliances.
Broadcast Schedule:
Tuesday, Feb. 12
9:00-10:00 PM
Premiere
Wednesday, Feb. 13
8:00-9:00 PM
First Eviction
Sunday, Feb. 17
8:00-9:00 PM
Tuesday, Feb. 19
9:00-10:00 PM
Wednesday, Feb. 20
8:00-9:00 PM Live Eviction
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